La \u00eent\u00e2lnirea de la Cotroceni a Guvernan\u021bilor Anonimi.
\n– Bun\u0103, sunt Klaus \u0219i sunt pre\u0219edinte!
\n– Bun\u0103, Klaus!
\n– Bun\u0103, sunt Marcel! \u0218i eu sunt pre\u0219edinte!
\n– Bun\u0103, Marcel!
\n– Bun\u0103, sunt Florin! \u0218i eu sunt tot pre\u0219edinte!
\n– Bun\u0103, Florin!
\n– Bune! Eu sint Kelemen \u0219i suntem \u0219i mai pre\u0219edinte!
\n– Bun\u0103, Kelemen!
\n– Bun\u0103, eu sunt Ciuc\u0103 \u0219i…
\n– Cine e\u0219ti dumneata, domnule? C\u0103 nu te-am mai v\u0103zut pe-aici! Ai r\u0103bdare, c\u0103-\u021bi vine r\u00e2ndul!… De ce te bagi \u00een fa\u021ba membrilor vechi?
\n– Bine, dar…
\n– Domnule, n-auzi s\u0103 ai r\u0103bdare? Deci… E bine c\u0103 suntem to\u021bi \u00een faza asta! Haide\u021bi s\u0103 ne \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219im propria experien\u021b\u0103! Klaus, vrei s\u0103 \u00eencepi, tu? Cum ai ajuns aici?
\n– La \u00eencepuut eram doaar primaar la Sibiu. \u00cenceet-\u00eenceet, paas cu paas,…
\n– Apropo de pas cu pas?… Crezi c\u0103 ai putea s\u0103 te gr\u0103be\u0219ti pu\u021bin?
\n– Daar dee cee? C\u0103 eu nuu maaai caandideez!
\n– Ce bine!… M\u0103 rog, continu\u0103!
\n– Continuui, coontinuui! A\u0219aa am gustaat din puuteere \u0219i a\u0219a am ajuns deeependeent! Voiam din cee \u00een cee mai muult! M\u0103 am\u0103geaam c\u0103 pot s\u0103 reenun\u021b oric\u00e2\u00e2nd, dar n-am putuut! Am speraat c\u0103 voi fi for\u021baat s\u0103 renun\u021b printr-o suuspeendaare de la PeeSeeDee, care n-a mai veenit! Am fost fooarte sup\u0103raat pe ei \u0219i de atuunci am f\u0103cuut o fixa\u021bie cu scoaterea loor din orice aliaan\u021b\u0103!… Pee-see-dee! Pee-see-dee!
\n– Bine, bine!… Marcel, tu cum ai ajuns aici?
\n– Io nu \u0219tiu cum am ajuns aici! \u00cemi amintesc doar c\u0103 \u00eenaintea mea a fost unul… nici nu-mi amintesc cum \u00eel mai cheam\u0103… care a ajuns la dezintoxicare! Cic\u0103 nici el n-a putut s\u0103 scape de dependen\u021b\u0103! Acum, dup\u0103 dezintoxicare vrea reabilitare! Da` io-s \u0219mecher din Buz\u0103u \u0219i cin` se ia cu mine r\u0103u , m\u0103 fac \u0219arpe de dud\u0103u, de-\u0103la care mu\u0219c\u0103 r\u0103u! S\u0103 ne spuie C\u00ee\u021bu, z\u0103u! Uau! Uau!
\n– Chiar a\u0219a, Florine! Spune-ne cum a fost la tine!
\n– Bun\u0103, sunt Florin \u0219i sunt pre\u0219edinte!…
\n– Florin! Florin! Asta \u0219tim! Ne-ai spus, deja! Altceva?…
\n– \u0218tiu c\u0103 v-am spus, dar \u00eemi place cum sun\u0103! Big time! La mine a fost cu congres, cu Rare\u0219, cu Raluca… Big time! Eram Superman, eram c\u0103lare pe val… nu \u0219tiu care val!… dar nici nu mai conta! Nici acum nu conteaz\u0103!… A\u0219a, \u0219i… aveam o echip\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103toare cu care l-am dat afar\u0103 dintre noi pe Ludovic, \u0219i el un dependent, de multe ori aproape de dezintoxicare… Big time! Acuma, el a plecat s\u0103-\u0219i g\u0103seasc\u0103 al\u021bi dependen\u021bi!… \u0218i eu am c\u0103zut \u00een cap! Big time! Never happend again!…
\n– Ok! Am \u00een\u021beles!… Keep up!… Kelemen? Tu ce ne po\u021bi spune?
\n– Eu n-am ce s\u0103 spune la voi! Eu place dependen\u021burile de putere! Mereu eu fost la mine c\u00e2te pu\u021bin la putere, \u0219i cu pesedeurile \u0219i cu peneleurile, care mi-a dat la mine at\u00e2ta c\u00e2te am avut nevoie. Acuma eu n-am luat nimic, dar am vrute la mine s\u0103 nu ia nimeni. Eu am fost cuminte la mine \u0219i am avut capurile pe um\u0103ruri, nu ca resturile care s-au b\u0103tut pentru o por\u021bie de putere… Ighen! Jo napot kivanok peeseedee! Ioi istenem!…
\n– Kelemen, gata! Am \u00een\u021beles!… Suficient!…
\n– Bun\u0103, eu sunt Ciuc\u0103!
\n– Domnule, \u021bi-a dat cineva cuv\u00e2ntul? Unde te crezi aici? Respect\u0103 ierarhia!… Eeee! Deci, cine e\u0219ti?
\n– Bun\u0103, eu sunt Ciuc\u0103 \u0219i sunt \u0219i eu dependent!…
\n– Aaaa, p\u0103i de ce nu spui a\u0219a, domnule?! Bine ai venit \u00een Grup! Propun ca, odat\u0103 cu integrarea noului membru, acest grup s\u0103 se numeasc\u0103 Grupul Anonimilor cu preten\u021bii de pre\u0219edin\u021bi dependen\u021bi de guvernare! Ce zice\u021bi? Sunte\u021bi de acord?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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