Bun\u0103 dimine\u021bile, domniilor voastre! A\u0219 putea avea curajul de a \u00eendr\u0103zni s\u0103 cutez a v\u0103 face o confesiune de-a dreptul… peste st\u00e2ngul, aceasta fiind pozi\u021bia mea favorit\u0103! De b\u0103ut cafea, \u00een dimine\u021bile de duminic\u0103 pe care \u0102l de Foarte Sus ni le-a l\u0103sat spre odihn\u0103. \u0218i cum st\u0103team io \u00een pozi\u021bia mea favorit\u0103 de care v\u0103 spusei, \u00eemi veni \u00een g\u00e2nd, din neant a\u0219a, din marele vid ascuns \u00een cutia mea cranian\u0103, o \u0219tire scris\u0103 cu litere aldine, bolduite \u0219i subliniate: ,,Pre\u0219edintele Iohannis \u00eei \u00eendeamn\u0103 pe rom\u00e2ni s\u0103 joace golf. Se practic\u0103 la orice v\u00e2rst\u0103, nu e exclusivist!\u201d
\n V\u0103 spusei mai deun\u0103zi c\u0103 io sunt \u00een refacere dup\u0103 fractura de logic\u0103 pe care o c\u0103p\u0103tai de la c\u0103zut pe sc\u0103rile liberaliz\u0103rii pre\u021burilor la curent \u0219i gaze, a\u0219a c\u0103 am procesat mai \u00eencet acest titlu, mestec\u00e2nd cu grij\u0103 literele \u0219i \u00eenghi\u021bind rar… Fracturat, fracturat, da` tot am f\u0103cut un exerci\u021biu de voin\u021b\u0103 supraomeneasc\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenchipui pe mine \u00eensumi, \u00een asemenea ipostaz\u0103 ne-exclusivist\u0103…
\n Se f\u0103cea c\u0103 eram pe un teren de golf \u0219i sim\u021beam \u00een p\u0103r briza valului patru al pandemiei, miros de dezinfectant \u0219i gust de antibiotic… Deci eram bine! \u0218i st\u0103team cu crosa \u00een aer, uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 s\u0103 aleg cu grij\u0103 o gaur\u0103 \u00een care s\u0103 bag… s\u0103 introduc acea mingiu\u021b\u0103 alb\u0103, neprih\u0103nit\u0103, neatins\u0103 de alt\u0103 cros\u0103 uman\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci. \u0218i nu m\u0103 puteam hot\u0103r\u00ee! C\u0103 at\u00e2tea g\u0103uri se a\u0219terneau \u00een fa\u021ba mea… Gaura din buget, g\u0103urile din administra\u021bii, g\u0103urile din asfalt… Ce mai?! Era ca un \u0219vai\u021ber, a\u0219a… Ce s\u0103 fac? Unde s-o bag mai \u00eent\u00e2i?… M\u0103 rog… s-o introduc! Mingiu\u021ba, bre!… Eram oleac\u0103 presat \u0219i stresat, c\u0103 m\u0103 uitam \u0219i ce vine din fa\u021b\u0103: un ditamai valu` de infect\u0103ri, mo\u0219tenite din trecutele Untold-uri \u0219i \u00eenghesuieli de pe plajele costine\u0219tiene sau mamaie\u0219ti… whatever! \u0218i se mai f\u0103cea c\u0103 \u00eel vedeam pe \u00eensu\u0219i Pre\u0219edintele nostru, la costum, cu papionul preziden\u021bial, merg\u00e2nd maiestuos prin acest loc lini\u0219tit, loc cu verdea\u021b\u0103, de unde fugise toat\u0103 durerea \u0219i \u00eentristarea, binecuv\u00e2nt\u00e2nd cu crosa nr. 9 mingea trimis\u0103 c\u0103tre aceea\u0219i gaur\u0103, 9. Bine, gaura era mai veche, dar cineva o lustruise special, s\u0103 par\u0103 nou\u0103!… \u0218i to\u021bi ochii erau a\u021binti\u021bi c\u0103tre traseul mingii preziden\u021biale, care se scurgea \u00eencet, c\u0103tre destina\u021bia de care v\u0103 spusei… Adic\u0103 spre gaura 9! Nimeni nu inspira, nimeni nu expira, nimeni nu se mai infecta, to\u021bi a\u0219teptau s\u0103 intre mingea \u00een… s\u0103 intre mingea!… \u0218i… victoriee! Domnul Pre\u0219edinte, cu m\u0103iestria lui neegalat\u0103 de nimeni p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, a b\u0103gat-o-n gaur\u0103! A introdus-o, bre! Lumea extaziat\u0103, Orban se pup\u0103 cu C\u00ee\u021bu, Ciolacu cu Simion, Barna… Barna nu se pup\u0103 cu nimeni, nici m\u0103car cu Ciolo\u0219, c\u0103 nu se mai \u00een\u021beleg ideologic. Deci, aproape toat\u0103 lumea e fericit\u0103 pentru isprava Pre\u0219edintelui, care, iat\u0103, a reu\u0219it s\u0103 coaguleze \u00een jurul s\u0103u toate curentele de g\u00e2ndire \u0219i de r\u0103zg\u00e2ndire politic\u0103, pentru bunul mers al \u021b\u0103rii, precum ma\u0219inu\u021ba de golf nou-nou\u021b\u0103, pus\u0103 la dispozi\u021bie de proprietarul terenului. Teren, care, la un moment dat, a fost arabil, adic\u0103 a apar\u021binut unui arab, dar el a fost r\u0103scump\u0103rat de un rom\u00e2n patriot \u0219i a fost retrocedat sportului nostru tradi\u021bional, golful. C\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, \u0219i golful e tot o oin\u0103, mai… exclusivist\u0103, a\u0219a, chiar dac\u0103 nu se joac\u0103 cu b\u00e2tele, ci cu ni\u0219te ciomege mai stilizate!… Doaaamne, \u0219i cum m\u0103 plimbam io a\u0219a printre oamenii \u0103\u0219tia, uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 \u00een sus, c\u0103tre cursul euro-leu, c\u0103tre pre\u021burile la benzin\u0103 \u0219i la alte inutilit\u0103\u021bi de-astea, poc! c\u0103zui \u00eentr-o groap\u0103! La ce v-a\u021bi fi a\u0219teptat din partea mea, care, m\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 dau \u00een gropi de… neatent ce sunt? Numa` c\u0103, de data asta, ce s\u0103 vede\u021bi? nu eram singur \u00een groapa aia! Mai erau \u0219i al\u021bii care, tot ca mine, priviser\u0103 \u00een sus la acelea\u0219i lucruri \u0219i p\u0103\u021biser\u0103 la fel!… Fiind noi a\u0219a de mul\u021bi acolo, ziser\u0103m s\u0103 ne organiz\u0103m, cumva, s\u0103 ie\u0219im din groapa \u00een care c\u0103zur\u0103m!… Io, fiind ultimu` venit, m\u0103 luar\u0103 \u0103ia la \u00eentreb\u0103ri: c\u0103, ce mai e p-afar\u0103? C\u0103 a venit ultima factur\u0103 la gaze?… C\u0103, s-au semnat actele de instaurare a pandemiei?… Am stat oleac\u0103 \u0219i i-am ascultat \u0219i le-am zis: ,, – M\u0103i, oameni buni! Suntem cu to\u021bii \u00een groap\u0103 \u0219i voi v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u021bi la prostii de-astea? Mai bine v-a\u021bi g\u00e2ndi cum ie\u0219im de-aici!\u201d… Pfoooai! At\u00e2t mi-a trebuit! Bun\u0103 ziua am dat, belea mi-am c\u0103p\u0103tat!… Ce mai fream\u0103t! Ce mai zbucium! Groapa clocoti de zgomot \u0219i de c\u00e2ntece de bucium… M\u0103 rog, a zis Eminescu bine c\u00e2nd zicea! Au s\u0103rit unii, c\u0103, ,,- Da` de ce s\u0103 mai ie\u0219im? Ce rost are? C\u0103 nu \u0219tim noi traiul de deasupra? Nu vezi c\u0103 \u0103ia joac\u0103 golf p\u0103 capetele noastre? Numai Dumnezeu, \u00een mare mila Sa, ne mai poate ajuta c\u00e2nd va s\u0103 vie cu slav\u0103 s\u0103 judece viii \u0219i mor\u021bii… C\u0103, dec\u00e2t Golful Persic, mai bine golful preziden\u021bial!\u201d… M\u0103 rog, chestii de-astea specific rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti, na! Ba chiar, la un moment dat, undeva, \u00een spate, am auzit c\u00e2nt\u00e2ndu-se cea mai suav\u0103 doin\u0103 din fluier \u0219i recit\u00e2ndu-se ,,Miori\u021ba\u201d, \u0219i pentru o clip\u0103 am avut sentimentul soarelui r\u0103s\u0103rind… Da` nu sunt sigur!… Nu sunt sigur de r\u0103s\u0103ritul soarelui… M\u0103i, dragi prieteni, mi se p\u0103rea c\u0103 nu se mai termin\u0103 jocul \u0103la de golf al Pre\u0219edintelui, ca s\u0103 putem \u0219i noi s\u0103 ie\u0219im din groapa aia fatalist\u0103, anxioas\u0103 \u0219i depresiv\u0103 \u00een care, \u0219i de data asta, c\u0103zuser\u0103m tot f\u0103r\u0103 voia noastr\u0103! C\u0103, despre rom\u00e2ni a\u0219a se spune, c\u0103 au f\u0103cut totul \u00eempotriva voin\u021bei lor: \u0219i Uniri, \u0219i \u00centregiri, \u0219i Rapturi, \u0219i monarhie, \u0219i comunism, \u0219i Revolu\u021bii, \u0219i tr\u0103d\u0103ri, \u0219i alegeri…
\n Da` ca s\u0103 revin… \u0218ti\u021bi ce e curios? C\u0103, acuma, \u00een groap\u0103 fiind, rom\u00e2nul nu mai are nicio grij\u0103 c\u0103 ar c\u0103dea mai jos de-at\u00e2t \u0219i se uit\u0103 tot \u00een sus! C\u0103, poate, cine \u0219tie, trimite careva vreo minge c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103toare pe capul lor iar ei s\u0103 se poat\u0103 urca pe ea, s\u0103 ias\u0103 din groap\u0103, s\u0103 aib\u0103 parte de acel loc exclusivist, luminat, cu verdea\u021b\u0103, de unde a fugit toat\u0103 durerea \u0219i \u00eentristarea…
\nDe-aia zic! E bine, dom` le, s\u0103 fac\u0103 lumea golf! Golf VI, Golf VII… De care-o fi, numa` s\u0103 fie! C\u0103, a\u0219a intr\u0103m \u0219i noi \u00een lumea bun\u0103 a sportului elitelor! \u0218i, cine \u0219tie? Poate c\u0103 din p\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0103sta fr\u0103m\u00e2ntat de vremuri va r\u0103s\u0103ri un nou Tiger Woods care s\u0103 ne reprezinte cu cinste \u00een lume, iar Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103 poat\u0103 fi g\u0103sit\u0103 mai u\u0219or cu degetul pe harta globalizat\u0103 a lumii!
\n IN GOLF WE TRUST!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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