{"id":20783,"date":"2023-04-04T15:23:38","date_gmt":"2023-04-04T12:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20783"},"modified":"2023-04-04T15:23:38","modified_gmt":"2023-04-04T12:23:38","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amidura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20783","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amidura"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       O s\u0103 v\u0103 bombardez cu chimia de-o s\u0103 v\u0103 sar\u0103 tichia&#8230;.<br \/>\n       \u00cen partea asta de dic\u021bionar m-am trezit asaltat de c\u00e2teva cuvinte c\u0103rora cu greu le voi putea g\u0103si o \u00eentrebuin\u021bare pa\u0219nic\u0103. Spre exemplu <strong>amidaza<\/strong>, din categoria enzimelor ce fac \u0219i desfac p\u00e2n\u0103 dau substan\u021bele reale ale apei, sau <strong>amiloza<\/strong>, c\u0103reia dexul \u00eei posteaz\u0103 doar o ,,constitu\u021bie\u201d dintr-a amidonului. Dac\u0103 era de fiere, m\u0103 dedam la instalarea \u00een textul povestire a veziculei biliare, dar a\u0219a, ce s\u0103 construiesc pe <strong>amilaz\u0103<\/strong> \u0219i cum, c\u00e2nd am \u00een minte cum i-a cr\u0103pat lui Aurel de la Oreavu pancreasul \u0219i a cr\u0103pat \u00een bra\u021bele fratelui lui Matei a doua zi dup\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toarea Constantinilor \u0219i Elenelor? Trecut \u0219i el dincolo, cu via\u021ba <strong>amarat\u0103<\/strong> la \u021b\u0103rmul Styxului condus de acela\u0219i mo\u0219neag afurisit, Charon-be\u021bivul \u00een cazul lor&#8230;. Cum le mai <strong>alterau<\/strong> min\u021bile alcoolii, cum n-a v\u0103zut niciunul Tartarul de dup\u0103 fericirea ame\u021birii de moment&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Cum n-am muncit nicio clip\u0103 la Fabrica de fr\u00e2ne &#8211; \u021bin la vechea denumire -, nici despre <strong>amiant\u0103<\/strong> n-o s\u0103 m\u0103 prind \u00een jocuri lingvistice. Dar mai scap de un cuv\u00e2nt ,,tematic\u201d.<br \/>\n        Casa ce st\u0103 vizavi de sinagoga evreiasc\u0103, pe col\u021b, fusese a unui tip de la care Dan Tunaru, partener de trupe muzicale \u00een tumulto\u0219ii ani 90, cump\u0103rase ,,Iava\u201d argintie cu care era s\u0103 ne pierdem cel pu\u021bin picioarele dup\u0103 o curs\u0103 \u00eenaintea c\u0103reia ne alimentasem nu la o pompa de benzin\u0103, ci la un coleg de la Intercoop, mic, \u00eendesat \u0219i cu musta\u021b\u0103, un soi de Gheorghi\u021b\u0103, din aceea\u0219i echip\u0103, curios, \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021b \u00een idei, dar unul dintre cei c\u0103rora le \u0219i ie\u0219eau \u00een practic\u0103. La Adrian vin, \u021buic\u0103, m\u00e2ncare. Copii c\u00e2\u021biva. (L\u00e2ng\u0103 Adrian \u0219i-un client de \u021bigl\u0103 metalic\u0103, dar dup\u0103 2010.) Un amestec ce pe timp de noapte profund\u0103 te poate tampona de ditai stiva de lemne. Ei, v\u00e2nz\u0103torul de pe Zorilor era \u0219i posesorul unei ma\u0219ini cu cutie de viteze automat\u0103, hidramat\u0103 cum se obi\u0219nuie\u0219te s\u0103 se cheme. Cu el am f\u0103cut o plimbare, ca ,,\u0219mecherii\u201d, pe \u0219u\u0219aua na\u021bional\u0103 de la benzin\u0103rie p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219 \u00een 91.  \u00cen faza incipient\u0103, nea Cristescu, prietenul lui tata (a\u0219i!) ne tocmi s\u0103 repar\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 refacem c\u00e2teva jgheaburi \u0219i burlane. Azi destructurate \u0219i \u00eenlocuite cu de-astea noi de fabric\u0103. Pentru identificarea beneficiarei de drept e de c\u0103utat \u00een urm\u0103. Povestisem&#8230; sau nu? Cu croitoreasa din cartierul stadion, cu Genaru, molto, tanti&#8230; de pe la Spot.<br \/>\n         Cine nu s-a \u00eentors la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 dea o tur\u0103 c\u00e2t mai este \u00eenc\u0103 lucid. De c\u00e2t\u0103 limpezime d\u0103dusem dovad\u0103&#8230; s\u0103 \u00eei mai c\u00e2nt\u0103m \u00een strun\u0103 Doctorului&#8230;. De pu\u021bin\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce ne <strong>amanet\u0103<\/strong> slujba \u0219i ne c\u0103ru\u021bise pentru Pia\u021b\u0103, dup\u0103 ce fusese ferm c\u0103 noi s\u0103-i punem tabla \u00een noua locuin\u021b\u0103 &#8211; o s\u0103 fie de povestit \u0219i despre cea veche -, \u0219i a pus pe al\u021bii, ne g\u0103si buni la c\u00e2teva repara\u021bii de jgheaburi \u0219i burlane noi vizavi de fostul ,,Palat fiscal\u201d. C\u0103z\u0103nele din modelul clasic c\u0103linescian, seuri, ochelari \u0219i rozete, romburi. Le-am luat instantanee. Te treze\u0219ti c\u0103 m\u00e2ine nu mai sunt. Cum m-a luat cu fiori c\u00e2nd am v\u0103zut casa Isopencilor demolat\u0103 \u00een dup\u0103-amiaza asta. O s-o capturez \u0219i pe ea de pe Google. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie a mea, faptul c\u0103 am trudit pe ea \u0219i pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea, pe toate celelalte, dispari\u021bia ei \u00eemi las\u0103 un gol \u00een suflet, odat\u0103 cu ea parc\u0103 s-a mai stins o via\u021b\u0103&#8230;. Pe Doctor trebuia s\u0103-l <strong>amend\u0103m<\/strong> bine de prima dat\u0103. Oricum, nu sc\u0103pase netaxat, se muncise s\u00e2rguincios, c\u0103z\u0103nelele te chinuie \u00een draci. P\u00e2n\u0103 trasezi cele patru p\u0103r\u021bi, c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu se piard\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 se iroseasc\u0103 tabl\u0103 mai deloc, p\u00e2n\u0103 le tai, p\u00e2n\u0103 roluie\u0219ti fa\u021ba cu randalina de patru ori \u0219i de \u0219ase ori cu cealalt\u0103 pies\u0103 de rotunjit pierzi 20 de minute. Dantelarea celor dou\u0103 laterale cu preduceaua adaug\u0103 5 minute. T\u0103ierea rozetelor, a ochelarilor \u0219i romburilor, aducerea la forma dorit\u0103 a celor 14 elemente de decor dureaz\u0103 cam 20 de minute. Aducerea la 90 de grade a marginilor inferioare ale p\u0103r\u021bilor, ciubucul fe\u021bei \u00een partea superioar\u0103, banda-guler sporesc timpul la o or\u0103. Fundul cu \u0219tu\u021b garantat adaug\u0103 15 minute. \u00cens\u0103ilarea celor 21 de figuri geometrice pluseaz\u0103 10 minute. C\u0103 mai dai \u0219i cu cioc\u0103nelul s\u0103 aduci suprafe\u021bele una lipit\u0103 de alta. ,,<strong>Al\u0103mi\u021bi<\/strong>\u201d \u00eenc\u0103 15 minute dup\u0103, doar ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi cum se procedeaz\u0103. Unele peste altele prinse cu cositor duc perioada de lucru pentru unul singur la 1:40 de minute. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O s\u0103 v\u0103 bombardez cu chimia de-o s\u0103 v\u0103 sar\u0103 tichia&#8230;. \u00cen partea asta de dic\u021bionar m-am trezit asaltat de<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20783"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20784,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20783\/revisions\/20784"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}