– Bun\u0103 ziua! Ce face\u021bi?
\n– Iaca stau! \u0218i a\u0219tept!…
\n– Ce a\u0219tepta\u021bi?
\n– Ei… ce a\u0219teapt\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea! Parc\u0103 dumneata nu \u0219tii!…
\n– Nu, chiar nu \u0219tiu! Ce a\u0219tepta\u021bi?
\n– Valu` cinci, bre!
\n– Aaaa!… P\u0103i, de unde \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 vine?
\n– Vine, vine! Cum s\u0103 nu vie, dac\u0103 a zis to\u021bi la teveu c\u0103 vine?
\n– Da, a\u0219a s-a zis! Dar asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 ne preg\u0103tim dinainte, s\u0103 nu ne ia prin surprindere!…
\n– P\u0103i, ne preg\u0103tim, nu vezi? \u0102sta n-are cum s\u0103 ne mai ia prin surprindere, c\u0103 de dou\u0103 zile stau la poart\u0103, s\u0103-l v\u0103z c\u00e2nd vine!…
\n– \u0218i se vede ceva? A\u021bi v\u0103zut ceva?
\n– Ei, nu, da` o s\u0103 v\u0103z!
\n– \u0218i ce-o s\u0103 face\u021bi c\u00e2nd o s\u0103-l vede\u021bi?
\n– Nu \u0219tiu! V\u0103z io atunci!
\n– Dar p\u00e2n\u0103 acuma, ce-a\u021bi f\u0103cut? Cum a\u021bi procedat la celelalte?
\n– Care celelalte?
\n– Celelalte valuri, bre!
\n– Ce valuri?
\n– Alea pe care le a\u0219tep\u021bi aicea! Ziceai c\u0103 a\u0219tep\u021bi valul cinci!…
\n– Aaa, \u0103la?… Pi, ce treab\u0103 am io cu alea de care zici?… Are cine s\u0103 se ocupe de ele!…
\n– Cine?
\n– Bre, matale m\u0103 crezi prost? Guvernu`! Arafat, Streinu, Rafila… \u0103\u0219tea!
\n– P\u0103i, aia \u00eentreb \u0219i io! Cum se ocup\u0103 guvernu`? Cum se preg\u0103te\u0219te el s\u0103 ne apere de al cincilea val?
\n– Pi, a\u0219a bine! A pus \u0219ef p\u0103 ministru` ap\u0103r\u0103rii! Cea mai jmecher\u0103 treab\u0103! Niminea din mapamondu` \u0103sta mondial n-a mai avut ideea asta! De-aia a zis nem\u021bii \u0103ia c\u0103 suntem idio\u021bii Europii! C\u0103 avem idei, bre! Iete ce idee genital\u0103 a avut \u0103\u0219tea!
\n– \u0218i matale ai \u00eencredere c\u0103 te ap\u0103r\u0103 de virus?
\n– Am, cum s\u0103 n-am?! Pi, acuma, s-a dat armata jos din pod! Nu mai merge cu debandada! A venit dom` general, \u00eei aliniaz\u0103 p\u0103 to\u021b` \u0219i le d\u0103 comenzi \u0219i ei ezecut\u0103… Ca c\u00e2nd f\u0103ceam io armata!…
\n– Da` matale te-ai vaccinat?
\n– Ce s\u0103 fac?… Ce-i aia?
\n– Vaccinare, bre! Cum nu \u0219tii? Toat\u0103 lumea vorbe\u0219te!
\n– Ce vorbe\u0219te? Pentru ce s\u0103 m\u0103… vapcinez?
\n– Ca s\u0103 nu te-mboln\u0103ve\u0219ti de virus!
\n– Care virus?
\n– Bre, d\u0103-o dracu` de treab\u0103! Pe ce planet\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti? N-ai auzit de Covid?
\n– Aaaa, ba da! Am auzit! Ce-i cu el?
\n– Po\u021bi s\u0103 te \u00eemboln\u0103ve\u0219ti \u0219i s\u0103 mori!…
\n– Cine? Io?… P\u0103i nu \u021bi-am spus, bre, c\u0103 n-am nicio treab\u0103 cu el? La c\u00e2t\u0103 lume e p\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntu` \u0103sta, doar n-o veni virusu` \u0103la taman la mine! S\u0103 se ocupe \u0103ia din guvern, d\u0103-i dracu`!… Auzi? Da` matale, alt\u0103 treab\u0103 n-ai dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103-ntrebi de-astea p\u0103 mine?… C\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bii de vorb\u0103 \u0219i nu v\u0103z c\u00e2nd apare valu` cinci, de m\u0103 ia prin surprindere!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
– Bun\u0103 ziua! Ce face\u021bi? – Iaca stau! \u0218i a\u0219tept!… – Ce a\u0219tepta\u021bi? – Ei… ce a\u0219teapt\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea! Parc\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":19360,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[316,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20767"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20768,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20767\/revisions\/20768"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}