{"id":20757,"date":"2023-04-01T19:47:45","date_gmt":"2023-04-01T16:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20757"},"modified":"2023-04-01T19:47:45","modified_gmt":"2023-04-01T16:47:45","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-amarasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20757","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Amara\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        V\u0103 imagina\u021bi cum este \u00een politic\u0103. Mai ales la femei. Cum s\u0103 ajung\u0103 cut\u0103rica a\u0219a de sus? Iar gura lumii slobod\u0103&#8230;. P\u0103i nu e s-a \u00eencurcat\u0103 cu <strong>amantul<\/strong> lu\u2019 cut\u0103reasca, n-ai v\u0103zut ce i-a f\u0103cut <strong>amantei<\/strong> lu\u2019 cut\u0103rescu, nu se \u00eentinde hait\u0103 cu to\u021bi \u0103ia mari? Nu umbl\u0103 cu <strong>amicele<\/strong>&#8230;?<br \/>\n     Ap\u0103i a\u0219a \u00eemb\u00e2rlig\u0103turi&#8230;. Chiar \u0219i la fa\u021ba locului. Cop\u0103ceii&#8230; <strong>aluneii<\/strong>, coarde s\u0103lbatice de vie, \u0219i volbur\u0103 erau \u00eentre\u021besute. Crengi noi \u0219i vechi creaser\u0103 un h\u0103\u021bi\u0219 pe care l-am desf\u0103cut cu ce ne-a venit la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103. Cu palmele goale, cu toporul \u0219i fier\u0103str\u0103ul. De jur-\u00eemprejur ne-am strofocat p\u00e2n\u0103 la limita r\u0103m\u00e2nerii f\u0103r\u0103 vlag\u0103. Scar\u0103 strecurat\u0103 \u00eentre gardul de beton \u0219i copaci la strad\u0103, scar\u0103 deplasat\u0103 la n\u0103zi, scar\u0103 mutat\u0103 pe lateral pentru acelea\u0219i a\u0219ez\u0103ri. ,,<strong>Al\u0103meai<\/strong>\u201d de-\u021bi venea acru unde doamna &#8211; ptiu, nu-mi aduc aminte numele &#8211; a considerat c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i dintre jgheaburile vechi, iar mutai scara pe spate, unde \u00eentre col\u021bul casei \u0219i gard abia aveai loc s\u0103 treci, te \u00eempiedicai de toate cioatele, de toate crengile, ba mai c\u0103deai \u0219i-n fund. Primea ,,dec\u0103zutul\u201d dizgra\u021bia verbal\u0103 \u0219i eticheta ,,Nia la loc, prostule!\u201d. Cea mai \u00eencercat\u0103 parte a fost \u00een zona doliei \u0219i sc\u0103rii de beton de la intrarea-ie\u0219ire a p\u0103r\u021bii opuse str\u0103zii. Acolo cobora terenul brusc, \u00eenc\u00e2t orice \u00eencercare de fixare a sc\u0103rilor noastre de lemn se solda cu o c\u0103dere a v\u00e2rfului pe zid. \u0218i cum s\u0103 stai \u00een acea pozi\u021bie c\u00e2nd acel picaj de v\u00e2rf implica \u0219i alunecarea bazei, \u0219i nu satisf\u0103cea nevoia de a ajunge exact sub jgheab, locul necesar pentru opera\u021biunile de montaj \u0219i \u00eembinare cu cositor? C\u00e2nd siguran\u021ba implica ajungerea pe flor\u0103ria de lemn? C\u0103 nu erau numai jgheaburile de pus, ci \u0219i c\u00e2rlige \u00een locurile cu lipsuri, dar \u0219i demontarea \u021biglei. Praf de o mie de ani de inhalat, degete \u0219i palme de zg\u00e2riat \u00een pl\u0103cile de \u021bigl\u0103. G\u0103uri de \u0219tu\u021buri, \u0219tu\u021buri de lipit, burlane de fixat pe pere\u021bi.<br \/>\n         M\u0103 vaiet \u0219i eu c\u0103tre voi, c\u0103 nu mai am cui. Mama, tata&#8230;. La o cas\u0103 distan\u021b\u0103, la domnul inginer \u0219i doamna doctor Popa ne-am ar\u0103tat m\u0103iestria de vreo dou\u0103 ori. Frumoase-s unele, dar greu de \u00eentre\u021binut \u0219i de executat repara\u021bii. Mai ales c\u00e2nd ocole\u0219ti s\u0103 strici ceea ce e deja bine f\u0103cut \u0219i cu preponderen\u021b\u0103 c\u00e2nd sunt \u00eenalte. Hai c\u0103 la garaj a fost simplu. Doi metri \u0219i jum\u0103tate \u00eei surmontezi de pe o mas\u0103 \u0219i poate un sc\u0103unel. (Tot sf\u0103dindu-m\u0103 \u00een sine, pot uza de replica lui Cioranu actorul: Da, da, da, dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103&#8230;) Da, n-au fost numai jgheaburi. Pe prelungirea garajului am b\u0103tut \u0219i tabl\u0103, pe dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi. C\u0103ldur\u0103, v\u0103leu! <strong>Amandea<\/strong>, Cristi, jos cu noi, c\u0103 ne frigem t\u0103lpile \u0219i pulpele! Ap\u0103, cola \u0219i&#8230; b\u0103taie la orele <strong>amiezii<\/strong>. O consol\u0103, o \u021beav\u0103 de gaze ie\u0219ite prin acoperi\u0219&#8230;. O intrare prin efrac\u021bie \u00een curtea vecinului din spate. Greu de spus pe-a cui proprietate intrasem, ne-aveam alt\u0103 solu\u021bie de adus burlanul dec\u00e2t s\u0103 s\u0103rim p\u00e2rleazul \u0219i la umbra ascunzi\u0219ului dup\u0103 coroanele copacilor s\u0103 mont\u0103m, s\u0103 lipim \u0219i s\u0103 poz\u0103m pe zidul din dos al garajului burlanul. Evident, constructorului nu i-a dat prin cap s\u0103 direc\u021bioneze un 1% m\u0103car panta spre deal, ci taman invers, <strong>amenaj\u0103<\/strong> acoperi\u0219ul cum nu este indicat c\u00e2nd dependin\u021bele sunt pe hotar, \u00een dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi. M\u0103 <strong>ambalai<\/strong> de nepriceperea lui c\u00e2t s\u0103-mi scape destule injurii. C\u00e2t s\u0103 le continui c\u00e2nd a venit momentul str\u0103pungerii gardului la direc\u021bionarea apei pluviale \u00eenapoi \u00een curtea clientului. Aceea\u0219i situa\u021bie ca la doamna avocat-subprefect (am ad\u0103ugat un am\u0103nunt ap\u0103rut \u00eentre timp): c\u00e2nd s\u0103 pui scara, s\u0103-\u021bi ajung\u0103 unde \u00ee\u021bi trebuie, se nimere\u0219te un obstacol. Beciul. Sau o podire. Ori, cum m\u0103 lamentasem, o teras\u0103 pe care nu era posibil s\u0103 la\u0219i urme. \u0218i curge cositorul, cade apa tare \u0219i face pr\u0103p\u0103d, de orice nivel, iremediabil. Mai punem la socoteal\u0103 trandafirii&#8230;. \u0218i modul cum \u00eel cam repezea doamna pe domnul. Deh, femeia e st\u00e2lpul casei!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0103 imagina\u021bi cum este \u00een politic\u0103. Mai ales la femei. Cum s\u0103 ajung\u0103 cut\u0103rica a\u0219a de sus? 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