{"id":20734,"date":"2023-03-30T07:44:47","date_gmt":"2023-03-30T04:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20734"},"modified":"2023-03-31T16:26:31","modified_gmt":"2023-03-31T13:26:31","slug":"brigada-diverse-talamul-bebe-la-ode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20734","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)alamul, B(e)be, l(a) od(e)&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>23, 24 martie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n         Arborele de, \u0219i l-a realizat tinerelul tot \u00een cadrul meseriei pe care o execut\u0103? Tot pe calculator? Sau a iscodit hrisoavele \u0219i i-a dat cu 3,14 \u00eenmul\u021bit cu \u0218tefan cel Mare? Deci \u00eenc\u0103 un descendent ce m\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine va dori o posta\u021b\u0103 din grea \u00eencercata Moldov\u0103. Vorba d\u00e2nsului: Unde sunte\u021bi, moldovenii mei? Acilea, bre! C\u0103ci de-ar fi s\u0103 m\u0103 dau riguros la detaliile vie\u021bii, dup\u0103 cum scriser\u0103 al\u021bii, din curvar nu l-a\u0219 scoate. A\u0219a c\u0103, pui de lele, vezi-\u021bi de IT-ul t\u0103u \u0219i las\u0103-\u021bi mo\u0219u-\u021bi \u00een pace.<br \/>\n        Cei pu\u021bini se \u00eenmul\u021besc, chiar de le e v\u00e2rsta \u00een dep\u0103\u0219ire \u0219i a cu coasa e pe drum. Un Andrei \u0218erban \u0219i-a permis s\u0103 nu fie de acord cu trendul institu\u021bional actual. \u0218i a semnat demisia f\u0103r\u0103 remu\u0219c\u0103ri de la una dintre cele mai renumite \u0219coli de arte, de la clasa de actorie. Indignat de c\u00e2teva chestiuni ,,minore&#8221;. C\u0103 a sa doamn\u0103 decan \u0219i-a dorit pentru postul vacant un candidat care ori femeie, cu at\u00e2t mai bune gay, sau b\u0103rbat, bun \u0219i gay, dar \u0219i portorican ori negru. C\u0103 la un concurs de roluri un el spre devenire ea a dorit s\u0103 joace Julieta. Andrei nu, comisia c\u0103 de ce nu, el-ea-ua c\u0103 s\u0103-l \u00eenve\u021be Andrei s\u0103 fie Julieta. C\u0103 afurisita de America, a\u0219a cum mai tot opinez \u0219i eu din surse, e a naibii de socialist\u0103.<br \/>\n         Ne mai trezim \u0219i noi, Ioane? Ne mai \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m \u0219i noi copiii neconstr\u00e2n\u0219i? Nu facem acela\u0219i r\u0103u precum \u0103i din urm\u0103 cu 34 de ani for\u021b\u00e2nd elevii s\u0103 studieze istoria comunismului? \u0218i care istorie? Presupun c\u0103 nu aceea \u00een care s-a construit, s-a muncit \u0219i s-a prop\u0103\u0219it \u0219i cel din urm\u0103 om.<br \/>\n        Dup\u0103 un calcul simplu, num\u0103rul de nop\u021bi nedormite se ob\u021bine adun\u00e2nd cele consumate la nun\u021bi, botezuri, onomastice, zile de na\u0219tere, evenimente de alt\u0103 natur\u0103 &#8211; cam peste 1000 &#8211; \u0219i partea din zilele f\u0103r\u0103 strop de lumin\u0103 afar\u0103 de cea a monitorului de calculator, \u00eensum\u00e2nd 3000. Cu at\u00e2t mi-a \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit creierul, dup\u0103 spusele cercet\u0103torilor, \u00eenmul\u021bit cu 730 de zile. Adic\u0103 azi, la ora aceasta, 4000 x 730 ar echivala cu&#8230;. Dar nici Matusalem nu se putea l\u0103uda cu asemenea performan\u021b\u0103. 8000 de ani. Ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belege\u021bi de ce sunt mereu suspicios c\u00e2nd fac destui experimente f\u0103r\u0103 acoperire \u0219i ob\u021bin rezultate ,,fabuloase&#8221;. Imposibile.<br \/>\n       Castanele sunt bune? Ce de \u00eentreb\u0103ri stupide. Auzi la ei: ce m\u00e2nc\u0103m dac\u0103 vine asteroidul? P\u0103i, mai m\u00e2nc\u0103m ceva?<br \/>\n       Asta se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 dac\u0103 l\u0103sa\u021bi copiii s\u0103 debordeze de fantezie. Nu fac diferen\u021ba dintre pove\u0219ti \u0219i realitate. S\u0103 cite\u0219ti despre niscai pisici r\u0103zboinice \u0219i s\u0103 \u021bi se fac\u0103 s\u0103 pleci pe urmele epopeii lor literare.<br \/>\n        Ingineriile bancare continu\u0103 s\u0103 mint\u0103. Deopotriv\u0103 jurnali\u0219tii. Ca s\u0103 vede\u021bi cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 aceast\u0103 metod\u0103. \u021aie \u021bi se \u0219terge datoria de \u00een lei, dar codebitorilor nu. Li se cere exact c\u00e2t dublul datoriei.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Orice cre\u0219tere de salariu este inutil\u0103. Orice nemul\u021bumire bud\u0103ian\u0103 nu duce la niciun rezultat pozitiv. Vrem mai mult. To\u021bi. \u0218ti\u021bi ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd sa\u021bul lipse\u0219te cu des\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219ire. Acumulezi p\u00e2n\u0103 plesne\u0219ti. Doar \u00een urm\u0103 cu dou\u0103 zile m-am trezit cu o cre\u0219tere brusc\u0103 de pre\u021b. Peste noapte, 350 de grame de salam victoria a ad\u0103ugat 20%. 30 de lei vechi s-au transformat \u00een 36 de lei noi. Ne \u00eentoarcem rapid c\u0103tre anii 80. \u0218i c\u00e2nd o bui falimentul, s\u0103 te \u021bii, nene, c\u0103 nu mai faci doi bani.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>23, 24 martie 2023 Arborele de, \u0219i l-a realizat tinerelul tot \u00een cadrul meseriei pe care o execut\u0103? 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