– Te salut, genera\u021bie-n blugi!
\n– He, he! Haide\u021bi, l\u0103sa\u021bi, c\u0103 nu mai… a fost odat\u0103!
\n– Eee, nu, nu! Ce-a fost a fost \u0219i-o s\u0103 mai fie! Ascult\u0103 ce-\u021bi spun io!
\n– Crede\u021bi?
\n– Cred, cred! Da, da!
\n– Dac\u0103 spune\u021bi dvs…
\n– P\u0103i spun, m\u0103, b\u0103iatule! Da` ia s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m… Ia zi, de ce-ai venit?
\n– P\u0103i… Cum s\u0103 v\u0103 spun?….
\n– Spune cu toate cuvintele alea de le ai la tine! He, he!
\n– \u0218ti\u021bi, io sunt nou… \u0219i a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b \u0219i eu de la cineva cu experien\u021b\u0103!… A\u0219a ca dvs! S\u0103 am \u0219i io un birou a\u0219a de mare, ca al dvs…
\n– Aaaa! Da! V\u0103d c\u0103 ai cuvintele la tine!… Da` fii mai clar… ce vrei s\u0103-nve\u021bi?
\n– Cum se face!…
\n– Cum se face… ce? Zi, m\u0103 pe fa\u021b\u0103, nu te mai \u00eenv\u00e2rti \u00een juru` cozii, ce dracu`!
\n– Cum se fac banii?
\n– He, he! E\u0219ti \u00eendr\u0103zne\u021b! \u00cemi place, s\u0103 \u0219tii!… Da` n-o s\u0103-\u021bi plac\u0103 \u021bie ce-o s\u0103 auzi!…
\n– Try me!
\n– A?! Ce-ai zis?!
\n– Adic\u0103 pune\u021bi-m\u0103 la-ncercare! Asta am zis!…
\n– Aaaa!… Mda!… P\u0103i te-am pus la \u00eencercare, m\u0103! Nici nu \u0219tii la c\u00e2te \u00eencerc\u0103ri! C\u0103, altfel, n-ajungeai tu s\u0103 bei cu mine acuma! \u00cen\u021belegi ce vreau s\u0103 zic?…
\n– C\u00e2nd? Adic\u0103… De c\u00e2nd? Pfff!…
\n– Iote la el! Are emo\u021bii! Stai lini\u0219tit, c\u0103 ai ie\u0219it bine! Te-ai descurcat!… Am fost cu geana pe tine, s\u0103 \u0219tii!
\n– Mul\u021bumesc, domnu`… Da`… M\u0103 rog, nu mai conteaz\u0103!… \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it..
\n– Eeee, ba nu, m\u0103, b\u0103iatule! Conteaz\u0103! C\u0103 altfeeel…
\n– Da, \u0219tiu! Altfel nu mai beam noi doi acuma!
\n– Vezi c\u0103 \u0219tii?
\n– Domnu`… io vreau mai mult! Vreau s\u0103 ajung sus! Sus de tot! Fac orice!…
\n– Eheei, tinere\u021be! A\u0219a eram \u0219i io, odat\u0103! C\u00e2nd nu era ca acuma!…
\n– \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103-n\u021belege\u021bi!
\n– Normal, m\u0103, copile! Normal!…
\n– Deci? Cum facem s\u0103 fie bine?
\n– Oooo! Nu a\u0219aaa!… Nu a\u0219aaa!… Nu ,,cum facem\u201d! E ,,cum faci\u201d!… \u00cen\u021belegi?
\n– Bine! Deci, cum fac?
\n– P\u0103i, e simplu! Eu te numesc \u00een func\u021bie \u0219i tu faci ce trebuie!
\n– \u00cen ce func\u021bie?
\n– P\u0103i… Nu \u0219tiu! Tu ce-ai vrea s\u0103-\u021bi aduc\u0103 Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun?
\n– Mo\u0219 Cr\u0103ciun?! Haide\u021bi, domnu`… Iepura\u0219u` de Pa\u0219te! He, he!
\n– Phiii, da` ner\u0103bd\u0103tor mai e\u0219ti!
\n– P\u0103i, da!
\n– Mdaaa… Ia s\u0103 vedem noi!… Pre\u0219edinte la organiza\u021bia de tineret, vrei?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103… doar at\u00e2t?
\n– M\u0103, vrei sau nu vrei?
\n– Pfoaai!… Vreau, normal c\u0103 vreau! Da` acolo nu e deja… \u0103la?
\n– V\u0103d c\u0103 nu vrei!
\n– Nu, nu, nu! Sta\u021bi, c\u0103 vreau! Da` ziceam \u0219i io…
\n– P\u0103i, m\u0103, b\u0103iatule, dac\u0103 vrei s-ajungi sus, nu trebe s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti tu la al\u021bii! Tu trebe s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti doar la tine! S\u0103 zici: ,,B\u0103, ce vreau io? S\u0103 ajung cel mai sus! Ce trebe s\u0103 fac? Orice!\u201d \u0218i c\u00e2nd ai \u00een cap asta, nu te mai intereseaz\u0103 altceva! Clar? P\u0103i, ce?! M\u0103 faci s\u0103-mi par\u0103 r\u0103u c\u0103 te-am urm\u0103rit at\u00e2ta?! Ce-i cu tine?! \u021ai-e r\u0103u?…
\n– Ave\u021bi dreptate! N-o s\u0103 v\u0103 par\u0103 r\u0103u! Deci pre\u0219edinte la tineret! Da` p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd? C\u0103 vin alegerile \u0219i…
\n– \u0218i vrei \u0219i tu parlamentar, este?
\n– Da!
\n– Mmmm! Dac\u0103 te mi\u0219ti corespunz\u0103tor cu tineretu`, o s\u0103 te transfer\u0103m \u0219i la liga mare!
\n– Exact! Vreau s\u0103 mi se deschid\u0103 o poart\u0103!…
\n– He, he, he! B\u0103, numa` s\u0103 nu fie Poarta Alb\u0103!
\n– Ptiu, ptiu! Doamne fere\u0219te!
\n– Eeee, fere\u0219te, fere\u0219te, p\u00e2n` te nimere\u0219te! Ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 \u0219i p-\u0103ia grei de tot i-a nimerit! Doar \u00eentr-o arip\u0103, da` tot i-a nimerit!…
\n– Ce arip\u0103? Care arip\u0103? Acu` nu mai e cu aripi, cum era odat\u0103! C\u0103, uite, nici n-apuci s\u0103 zbori \u0219i tu spre o func\u021bie… c\u0103tre o vili\u0219oar\u0103… c\u0103tre o amant\u0103… o Tenerif\u0103 de-aia… C\u0103 vine unu` \u0219i te-mpu\u0219c\u0103 c-un dosar penal \u00eentr-o arip\u0103 \u0219i cazi de-\u021bi rupi g\u00e2tu`! C\u0103 \u021bi-l rupi, de la \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea aia!… Acu` e cu t\u00e2r\u00e2\u0219 pe burt\u0103, domnu`… M\u0103 scuza\u021bi, da` io a\u0219a am ajuns aici! Nu-i frumos, da`-i s\u0103n\u0103tos! C\u0103, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 cazi de sus, nu mai bine te t\u00e2r\u0103\u0219ti pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt ca s-ajungi unde vrei?…
\n– M\u0103, b\u0103iatule, tu nu g\u00e2nde\u0219ti r\u0103u! Nu g\u00e2nde\u0219ti r\u0103u, deloc! Asta cu t\u00e2r\u00e2\u0219ul nu mi-a trecut prin cap! Bravo!
\n– Deci, o batem \u00een cuie?
\n– Ce?… Aaaa, func\u021bia?… Da, da, da! Normal, Don Pre\u0219edinte! He, he! \u021ai-am f\u0103cut o ofert\u0103 de nerefuzat, este? Cred c\u0103 \u0103sta este \u00eenceputul unei frumoase prietenii! Hai, noroc \u0219i la mai mare!
\n– Mul\u021bumesc, Don Pre\u0219edinte! Noroc, s\u0103 fim s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i \u0219i s\u0103 dureze toat\u0103 via\u021ba!
\n– Ce? Ce s\u0103 dureze?
\n– Prietenia noastr\u0103, Don Pre\u0219edinte!
\n– Aaa, da! Sigur! Dac\u0103 nu tr\u0103im mult, o s\u0103 dureze toat\u0103 via\u021ba!
\n– A\u0219a s\u0103 ne ajute Dumnezeu!…
\n– Te cam str\u00e2mbi! Nu prea ai antrenament la de-astea, ai? \u0102sta e whisky original, m\u0103, nu pi\u0219oarc\u0103 de-aia de be\u021bi voi pe la buriceala voastr\u0103 din cluburi… Ehe!
\n– Brrr! Tare!… Auzi\u021bi? Acuma, c\u0103 suntem doar noi… Pot s\u0103 v\u0103 mai \u00eentreb ceva?
\n– Zi, Don Pre\u0219edinte!
\n– C\u00e2nd e s\u0103 se-nt\u00e2mple… Bine, nu cred c\u0103 va fi cazul… dar ziceam a\u0219a, \u00een caz c\u0103… Cum se procedeaz\u0103?
\n– \u00cen caz c\u0103 ce, m\u0103? C\u0103 te prinde cu mierea pe la bot? H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– Da, exact! Cum sc\u0103pa\u021bi de c\u0103tu\u0219e.. arest… pu\u0219c\u0103rie… \u0219i toate alea?
\n– M\u0103, nu-i r\u0103u c\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti, da` e mai bine s\u0103 nu se-nt\u00e2mple!
\n– \u0218tiu, da` totu\u0219i!…
\n– M\u0103, atuncea s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 e\u0219ti cam singur! C\u0103 nu se face s\u0103-i mai tragi \u0219i pe al\u021bii dup\u0103 tine! P\u0103i, ia g\u00e2nde\u0219te-te oleac\u0103: frumos mi-ar sta mie, ditamai baronu` s\u0103 m\u0103 tragi tu \u00een jos, un barona\u0219 nou-venit \u00een \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bie?! Nu se face a\u0219a ceva! Urc\u0103m \u00eempreun\u0103, da` de c\u0103zut cazi singur, c\u00e2nd e s\u0103 fie dracu` al dracu`! Mucles! Nu ciripe\u0219ti nimic \u0219i dac\u0103-\u021bi \u021bii pantalona\u0219ii cura\u021bi, scapi ieftin \u0219i dup\u0103 aia te vinzi scump!… Ai \u00een\u021beles?
\n– Am \u00een\u021beles! Noroc! S\u0103n\u0103tate, baroane!
\n– Noroc, m\u0103, barona\u0219ule! Gata, ai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat tot ce trebe s\u0103 \u0219tii!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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