{"id":20686,"date":"2023-03-22T22:30:15","date_gmt":"2023-03-22T19:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20686"},"modified":"2023-03-22T22:30:15","modified_gmt":"2023-03-22T19:30:15","slug":"caruta-cu-virgule-gaura-neagra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20686","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103ru\u021ba cu virgule &#8211; Gaura neagr\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O universitate englez\u0103, zice c\u0103 termenul ,,gaur\u0103 neagr\u0103\u201d e rasist \u0219i c\u0103 trebuie redefinit, conform noii ,,normalit\u0103\u021bi\u201d!<br \/>\nNe ducem dracului, v\u0103 spui io! Nu \u0219tiu prin ce gaur\u0103 or fi ie\u0219it \u0103\u0219tia de le trece prin cap a\u0219a ceva, da` vremurile le sunt favorabile \u0219i o s\u0103-\u0219i duc\u0103 lucr\u0103rile p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t! Io a\u0219 zice s\u0103 se \u00eenceap\u0103 cu redenumirea culorii negre \u00eense\u0219i! S\u0103 se redenumeasc\u0103 \u0219i mun\u021bii P\u0103durea Neagr\u0103, de exemplu! Sau Biserica Neagr\u0103! Sau alba-neagra! Ei, aci ar isca o alt\u0103 revolu\u021bie \u00eentr-o anumit\u0103 \u021bar\u0103 cu ie\u0219ire la mare \u0219i intrare \u00een UE \u0219i NATO, unde termenul a intrat \u00een ADN-ul locuitorilor, mai al dracu` ca vaccinu`! De\u0219i, din denumirea respectiv\u0103 s-ar putea deduce c\u0103 rom\u00e2nii au, totu\u0219i, un echilibru \u00een acest sens&#8230; coloristic. B\u0103, prea vin una dup\u0103 alta, \u0219tirile-astea!&#8230; Cu \u0103ia care vor s\u0103 nasc\u0103, \u0103\u0219tia cu g\u0103urile&#8230; Da, \u0219tiu, unii o s\u0103 spune\u021bi c\u0103 nu e cazul s\u0103 ne \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103m negativ psihicul cu a\u0219a ceva, c\u0103 sunt lucruri frumoase pe lume care merit\u0103 aten\u021bia, etc&#8230; A\u0219a o fi! Da` \u00een timp ce noi ,,ne r\u00e2dem\u201d la filmule\u021be amuzante, ne pl\u00e2ngem de Big\u0103re pr\u0103bu\u0219ite \u0219i l\u0103crim\u0103m la dovezile de iubire ale animalelor, \u0103\u0219tia \u00ee\u0219i v\u0103d de treaba lor, lini\u0219ti\u021bi! M\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine, te ia poli\u021bia de pe strad\u0103 c\u0103 ai cerut o bere neagr\u0103 la teras\u0103! Sau c\u0103 joci un ,,Black Jack\u201d cu prietenii&#8230; \u0218i dac\u0103 au s\u0103rit pe biata ALB\u0102 ca Z\u0103pada, de ce nu \u0219i pe ,,Pantera NEAGR\u0102\u201d?&#8230; V\u0103 spui io: trebe s\u0103 str\u00e2ngem bani ALBI pentru zile&#8230; DE-ALEA, c\u0103ci viitorul e&#8230; la fel! Dracu` e chiar at\u00e2t de&#8230; colorat, precum spune vorba rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 necenzurat\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\nNu \u0219tiu, poate m-am aprins io prea tare, poate-mi fac g\u00e2nduri prea&#8230; \u00eenchise la culoare, da` am zis s\u0103 v\u0103 spui \u0219i vou\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu m\u0103 depresez singur!&#8230; \u0218i apropo de depresie&#8230; C\u00e2nd o veni #aiacucoasa s-o primim, sau s-o trimitem de unde a venit fiindc\u0103 e \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 necorespunz\u0103tor codului culorilor? M\u0103car a\u0219a, am mai avea o \u0219ans\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\nCredea\u021bi c\u0103 Inchizi\u021bia a fost o perioad\u0103 neagr\u0103 pentru omenire? Ei, iat\u0103 c\u0103 se poate \u0219i mai neagr\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O universitate englez\u0103, zice c\u0103 termenul ,,gaur\u0103 neagr\u0103\u201d e rasist \u0219i c\u0103 trebuie redefinit, conform noii ,,normalit\u0103\u021bi\u201d! 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