{"id":20664,"date":"2023-03-19T19:45:53","date_gmt":"2023-03-19T16:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20664"},"modified":"2023-03-31T08:06:17","modified_gmt":"2023-03-31T05:06:17","slug":"brigada-diverse-calit-in-lac-dani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20664","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; C\u0103(l)it (\u00ee)n la(c), (D)ani!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>8 martie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n         Nu declarasem pe proprie r\u0103spundere c\u0103 se vor g\u0103si scuze destule astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se disculpe ,,me\u0219terii\u201d de teorii \u0219i ,,marii\u201d exploratori de termenele dep\u0103\u0219ite \u0219i rezultatele zero? Iat\u0103, pentru Marte &#8211; de\u0219i, la c\u00e2te impardonabile gre\u0219eli \u00een\u0219ir\u0103 \u0219i la modul cum o fac, parc\u0103 aveau directive s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 via\u021b\u0103 oriunde au propus s\u0103 mearg\u0103 (de fapt unde se poate deocamdat\u0103) \u0219i cu c\u00e2te milioane de miliarde &#8211; solu\u021bia era bizar de simpl\u0103: instrumentele de sesizare a microorganismelor peste care &#8211; ca ,,nesim\u021bitul\u201d &#8211; trece roverul nu sunt at\u00e2t de sofisticate \u0219i capabile. Chestia cu tr\u00e2ntitul cu ei de p\u0103m\u00e2ntul natal este valabil\u0103. M\u0103car ciocul mic.<br \/>\n          \u00cen aceea\u0219i logic\u0103 academic\u0103, misterioasa materie invizibil\u0103 a fost declarat\u0103 a cincea for\u021b\u0103, demont\u00e2nd Teoria Modelului Standard, pun\u00e2nd-o oarecum pe bar\u0103. C\u0103 nu s-o mi\u0219ca universul cum vrea mu\u0219chiul omenesc.<br \/>\n         Cum g\u0103sesc to\u021bi neaveni\u021bii loc de munc\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, chit c\u0103 persoana a fost miss de Ucraina \u0219i vederea i-a fost ,,obturat\u0103\u201d de trupuri \u00een\u0219irate pe o alee.<br \/>\n         Nu ,,de o alt\u0103 civiliza\u021bie extraterestr\u0103\u201d trebuie s\u0103 auzim cine \u0219tie c\u00e2nd, ci m\u0103car de una am\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103, vai de mama ei.<br \/>\n         Din moment ce nu ne-a apar\u021binut, dispari\u021bia Lunii n-ar schimba prea multe. Poate apele ar sta pe loc \u0219i nu s-ar mai perinda de ici-colo mareic \u0219i lupii n-ar mai avea la ce s\u0103 urle. Caz ce ar distruge mitul vampirilor \u0219i plimb\u0103rile \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u021bilor. Plus c\u0103 ar strica ploile astronau\u021bilor \u0219i ar da credit celor ce cred c\u0103 nu am ajuns niciodat\u0103 pe ea. Din moment ce nu exist\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n      De aceea militez pentru uzul carnetului de \u0219ofer abia dup\u0103 terminarea liceului \u0219i poate \u0219i mai t\u00e2rziu de at\u00e2t. Revenirea la majoratul dup\u0103 21 de ani fiind benefic\u0103. De-alde pu\u0219toaice de 19 ani bete \u0219i drogate la volan fiind astfel lips\u0103 pe catastiful poli\u021bi\u0219tilor rutieri \u0219i celor din brigada specific\u0103.<br \/>\n        De c\u00e2nd cu plec\u0103rile astea pe Marte, ne tot \u00eemp\u0103un\u0103m c\u0103 vedem \u0219i&#8230; oare\u0219ice mumii nu mai mari de 30 de centimetri. Una. Neclar\u0103, ne&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Al\u021bii&#8230;, ar riposta rom\u00e2nul, fur\u0103 cu tonele. Nu precum buzoianul cu suta de crap din portbagaj.<br \/>\n        Adic\u0103 \u0219ase galaxii? Cum, c\u00e2nd, de ce n-am fost anun\u021ba\u021bi? Nu, e imposibil, n-au cum s\u0103 existe, nu putem explica \u0219tiin\u021bific, nu sunt! \u0218i nu sunt \u00een fapt, zic aceea\u0219i speciali\u0219ti, fuser\u0103 \u00eenainte vreme de big-bang: cu 500-700 milioane de ani. Iar despre ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 observarea ,,zonelor \u00eendep\u0103rtate\u201d, dup\u0103 modelul care a g\u0103sit \u00een ,,nimic\u201d milioane de constela\u021bii, s\u0103 nu spunem \u00eenc\u0103 hop despre descoperiri \u0219i \u00eenceputuri.<br \/>\n         Dezam\u0103gitor. C\u00e2nd se \u00eenfiripase \u00een oameni speran\u021ba c\u0103 mi\u0219carea d\u0103 \u0219anse omului s\u0103 mai pun\u0103 un an sau doi peste limita maxim\u0103 admis\u0103, vin statisticienii s\u0103 le z\u0103d\u0103rniceasc\u0103 planurile. Ba \u00eenc\u0103 nu pluseaz\u0103 exerci\u021biile zilnice, ci reduc drastic din por\u021bia vivant\u0103 alocat\u0103.<br \/>\n       \u00cen fiecare zi observ cu stupoare cum copila\u0219i c\u0103rora nu le-a mijit \u00eenc\u0103 musta\u021ba conduc ma\u0219ini f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fie sanc\u021biona\u021bi c\u0103 nu au carnet de \u0219ofer \u0219i nici semn de \u00eencep\u0103tor. Sigur \u0219tiu s\u0103 apreciez v\u00e2rstele oricui. Prin urmare nu m\u0103 \u00een\u0219el. Asta ar trebui s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i poli\u021bi\u0219tii. Mai des, s\u0103 nu ajung\u0103 s\u0103 fie prea t\u00e2rziu. Auzi la ei, prinser\u0103 unul abia de numai 12 ani. S\u0103 ne fie oarecum, fo\u0219ti tovar\u0103\u0219i!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8 martie 2023 Nu declarasem pe proprie r\u0103spundere c\u0103 se vor g\u0103si scuze destule astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se disculpe ,,me\u0219terii\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20664"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20664"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20741,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20664\/revisions\/20741"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}