{"id":20462,"date":"2023-02-28T22:16:26","date_gmt":"2023-02-28T19:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20462"},"modified":"2023-02-28T22:16:26","modified_gmt":"2023-02-28T19:16:26","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alienau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20462","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alienau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Ce-s eu ca\u021b\u0103 p-aci, s\u0103-ntreba\u021bi de personajul urm\u0103tor&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Pornim a-l zugr\u0103vi de prin 1996. An electoral. O iarn\u0103 \u0219i o prim\u0103var\u0103 petrecute cu chef \u0219i voie bun\u0103. Clien\u021bi dezghe\u021ba\u021bi pu\u021bin c\u00e2te pu\u021bin dup\u0103 mult\u0103 tranzi\u021bie. P\u0103rea c\u0103 va fi \u0219i l\u0103ptic, \u0219i miere, o nesf\u00e2r\u0219it\u0103 via\u021b\u0103 de huzur. Anul \u00een care ne g\u0103sisem echilibrul ca muzicieni, ba chiar \u00eentrecusem ,,m\u0103sura\u201d celor de-o tagm\u0103, prest\u00e2nd servicii muzicale \u0219i atunci c\u00e2nd altcineva \u00eentre\u021binea atmosfera fierbinte. Eram adu\u0219i de acas\u0103 \u00een toiul discotecii la Tess, \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cuser\u0103 \u0219i al\u021bii obiceiul de a ne da o strigare \u0219i ziua. S\u0103 fi fost \u00een preajma campaniei. Figura impozant\u0103 a \u0219efului fiscului local \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103cuse apari\u021bia \u0219i c\u0103uta cu privirea consacrat\u0103 a ,,<strong>alte\u021bei<\/strong>\u201d sale un loc &#8211; pot s\u0103 jur c\u0103 un guler Shakespeare-ian \u0219i o pereche de ludovici l-ar fi transformat \u00eentr-un personaj veritabil, \u00eenconjurat fiind de chibi\u021bii paharelor tr\u0103snite \u0219i v\u00e2n\u0103torii de posturi de curc\u0103 beat\u0103. A stat, a consumat \u0219i aproape c\u0103 plecase. \u00centre timp sosise ,,prietenul\u201d muzican\u021bilor de la Poeni\u021ba, cel pe care Arcu\u0219 \u00eel trimisese s\u0103 stea la mas\u0103 pe holul dintre restaurant \u0219i toalet\u0103. Acolo \u00ee\u0219i f\u0103ceau ucenicia ,,\u00eencep\u0103torii\u201d. Gabi Sifonaru. N-a\u021bi fi ghicit c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 ajung\u0103 oracolul din R\u00e2mnic servise de ,,lavet\u0103\u201d pentru muzican\u021bi. \u00cen fine. P\u00e2ndise figura cioplit\u0103 \u00een linii drepte ale celui care t\u0103ia \u0219i sp\u00e2nzura comercian\u021bi la orice or\u0103 din zi, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd la momentul oportun s\u0103-i intre \u00een gra\u021bie. \u0218ti\u021bi cum procedeaz\u0103 b\u0103utorii de ape spirtoase: se ridic\u0103, dau s\u0103 plece, dar se-mpiedic\u0103 \u00een \u00eencheierea nasturilor, ba mai vor s\u0103 treac\u0103 \u00een <strong>ambitus ambiguu<\/strong> de <strong>alti\u0219ti<\/strong> c\u00e2te o ame\u021bit\u0103 de nota\u021bie muzical\u0103 dedicat\u0103 marii partide democrate: Verde-nrourat. \u0218i cum rom\u00e2nul este pu\u021bin grec (a se relua povestea celor doi Zalmoxe\/Zamolxe pleca\u021bi \u00een ucenicie la Pitagora), se ded\u0103 la m\u0103car un pahar spart. Dac\u0103 nu la dou\u0103. \u0218i cum ne tragem \u0219i din maimu\u021b\u0103, d\u0103m a trage la xerox gesturile zeilor din Panteonul local. A\u0219a Gabi, numai c\u0103 nu aproape de ring a dat fr\u00e2u mimetismului, speran\u021bei c\u0103 va s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 \u00een cioburi norocul &#8211; acela de-a sc\u0103pa de nu \u0219tiu ce belea fiscal\u0103 -, ci direct (de bucurie c\u0103 se dezl\u0103n\u021buiser\u0103 doctrinele pediste) \u00een una dintre oglinzile lui Robert. Mare, de ne\u00eenlocuit a\u0219a repede pe c\u00e2t o distrusese entuziasmatul. \u0218i gata s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u0219i pe fugarul ca \u0219i cum nu m\u00e2ncase nici <strong>alunele<\/strong> puse gratis la dispozi\u021bie, nu b\u0103use nici vinul casei ieftin, mai ieftin ca paharul aruncat pe spate la nimereal\u0103. \u00cen locul patronului \u00eel <strong>altoiam<\/strong> de nu se vedea, \u00eel <strong>ambalam<\/strong> \u00een duba poli\u021biei \u0219i-l \u021bineam \u00een arest p\u00e2n\u0103 la ad\u00e2nci b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bi, \u00eel <strong>amendam<\/strong> de se l\u0103sa de b\u0103ut din cupa <strong>amforei<\/strong> adus\u0103 de osp\u0103tar toat\u0103 via\u021ba lui. A sc\u0103pat conform ,,legisla\u021biei\u201d \u00een vigoare: \u00ee\u021bi f\u0103r\u00e2m capul sau \u00eenlocuie\u0219ti oglinda.<br \/>\n         Oina\u0219ul nostru &#8211; nu \u0219tia\u021bi, dar era o vreme c\u00e2nd b\u00e2tarii zonei r\u00e2mnicene deveniser\u0103 campioni na\u021bionali &#8211; schimbase profilul (de acolo \u0219i post prenumele) \u0219i transformase sifon\u0103ria \u00een engro. C\u0103 ploua \u00een instala\u021bia de ap\u0103 n-ar fi fost mare pagub\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 nu acela\u0219i efect are ud\u0103tura asupra produselor alimentare. Caz de-o gravitate sporit\u0103 raportat la zg\u00e2rcenia imposibil\u0103 a comerciantului d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103\u021bean. Din cauza oinei \u00eei fixasem lui Gabi domiciliul \u00een patria \u00eenvecinat\u0103 a usturoiului. Abia peste un deceniu am aflat c\u0103 s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba \u00eei este din pl\u0103mada din care fusese z\u0103mislit \u0219i Biscuite, cons\u0103teanul s\u0103u cu mutr\u0103 haioas\u0103, glas de \u0219mirghel \u0219i dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 pahare <strong>ame\u021bite<\/strong> &#8211; dar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103, d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103\u021benii \u0219tiu a se aprinde din iasc\u0103 umed\u0103 &#8211; gata s\u0103 sar\u0103 la g\u00e2tlejul oricui. Zis, f\u0103cut, m\u0103surat \u0219i pus pe treab\u0103. Inspec\u021bia din pod ne-a dezv\u0103luit \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 lipsa de rost a unor asemenea construc\u021bii, \u00eenalte, greu de \u00eencropit \u0219i mai greu de \u00eentre\u021binut \u0219i reparat. C\u00e2teva proptele \u00een aria p\u0103r\u021bii ce alc\u0103tuia spatele \u0219i cobora de la nivelul lui cucurigu la cel al lui Statu-palm\u0103. Nivelul terenului impun\u00e2nd o a\u0219a ,,dec\u0103dere\u201d \u0219i un a\u0219a urcu\u0219. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce-s eu ca\u021b\u0103 p-aci, s\u0103-ntreba\u021bi de personajul urm\u0103tor&#8230;. Pornim a-l zugr\u0103vi de prin 1996. An electoral. O iarn\u0103 \u0219i o<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20462"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20462"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20463,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20462\/revisions\/20463"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}