,,Ministrul britanic al S\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u0163ii Matt Hancock a demisionat dup\u0103 ce a \u00eenc\u0103lcat normele referitoare la distan\u0163area social\u0103, s\u0103rut\u00e2ndu-\u015fi o coleg\u0103. \u00centr-o scrisoare adresat\u0103 premierului, el a afirmat c\u0103 Guvernul datoreaz\u0103 onestitate oamenilor care au sacrificat at\u00e2t de multe \u00een timpul acestei pandemii.\u201d (News.ro)
\nA\u021bi \u00een\u021beles? Deci, dl ministru n-a demisionat pentru c\u0103 ar fi aflat nevast\u0103-sa, ci pentru c\u0103 n-a fost scrofulos la pandemie \u0219i n-a p\u0103strat distan\u021barea fa\u021b\u0103 de coleg\u0103. Ceea ce e intolerabil pentru scrofulo\u0219ii britanici, care iart\u0103 un adulter, da` sunt ne\u00eendur\u0103tori cu nerespectarea regulilor!
\n– Da` bine, m\u0103, Matt! Chiar nu puteai s\u0103 te ab\u021bii, m\u0103?!
\n– Sweety, am vrut, s\u0103 mor io! C\u0103, m\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 io nici de tine nu m\u0103 mai ating de mult\u0103 vreme! Da` ea m-a provocat! A insistat! Io am zis nu de fo trei ori, da` ea m-a luat \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i…
\n– \u0218i n-aveai nici masc\u0103, m\u0103! Se poate a\u0219a ceva?!
\n– Aveam masc\u0103, sweety, da` ea mi-a dat-o jos! I-am zis s\u0103 se aplece dup\u0103 ea, da` n-a vrut! \u0218i…
\n– Bine, m\u0103, da` nu \u0219tiai c\u0103 sunt camere acolo?
\n– Ba da! \u0218tiam c\u0103 sunt camere libere, da` ea a vrut pe hol, c\u0103 a zis c\u0103 e mai exciting a\u0219a…
\n– De camerele de supraveghere, ziceam, m\u0103!
\n– Aa! Cine dracu` s-a mai g\u00e2ndit la ele, sweety?
\n– Auzi? Da` \u00een afar\u0103 de s\u0103rut a mai fost \u0219i altceva \u00eenainte?
\n– Ce altceva, my love?
\n– Hai, m\u0103!… Altceva! \u0218tii tu… Ce mai f\u0103ceam \u0219i noi \u0219i nu mai facem de fo doi ani…
\n– Aaaa! Aia?… Daaa! Oho! A fost! Da, da, da! Oh, my God!
\n– Cine zicea a\u0219a? Tu sau ea?
\n– Am\u00e2ndoi, my love! Am\u00e2ndoi!…
\n– Bine, m\u0103! M-am lini\u0219tit! Credeam c\u0103 nu mai e\u0219ti \u00een stare! \u0218i-acuma, ce faci? Demisionezi?
\n– O, daaa! \u00ce\u021bi dai seama c\u0103 da! Nu mai pot s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een func\u021bie! Am gre\u0219it fa\u021b\u0103 de to\u021bi britanicii care respect\u0103 distan\u021barea social\u0103, care poart\u0103 masca… A\u0219a e fair-play! Eu am demnitate \u0219i onoare! Trebuie s\u0103 dau exemplu, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu eu, atunci cine?…
\n– \u0218i colega ce zice?
\n– Zice c\u0103 demisioneaz\u0103 \u0219i ea, normal!
\n– \u0218i pe mine nu m\u0103-ntrebi ce zic?
\n– Eeei! C\u0103 doar tu n-ai cum s\u0103 demisionezi!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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