{"id":20426,"date":"2023-02-23T11:14:01","date_gmt":"2023-02-23T08:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20426"},"modified":"2023-02-23T11:14:01","modified_gmt":"2023-02-23T08:14:01","slug":"brigada-diverse-dan-iuri-leonard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20426","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (D)an ,,(I)uri\u201d Leo(n)ard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>15 februarie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n      C\u0103-n calea nem\u021bilor se mai pun \u0219i al\u021bii. De\u0219i suspect\u0103 leg\u0103tura lor, dup\u0103 \u0219apte decenii \u0219i mai mult de jum\u0103tate li se pun brazilienii \u0219i argentinienii \u00eempotriv\u0103 &#8211; ad\u0103postacii nazi\u0219tilor prefira\u021bi printre degetele eliberatorilor &#8211; \u0219i nu vor s\u0103 alimentele cu muni\u021bie tancurile Leopard. Deh, neutri p\u00e2n\u0103-n p\u00e2nzele albe&#8230;.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 fie \u0219i-un lup m\u00e2ncat de oaie, \u0219i-un om prostibil de protestatarii emisiunii ,,&#8230; Bun\u0103, Rom\u00e2nia&#8230;\u201d. Sub m\u0103\u0219tile \u00eempotrivirii amend\u0103rii de c\u0103tre CNA se ascund col\u021bii reclamelor de\u0219\u0103n\u021bate: ,,Dac\u0103 nu cunoa\u0219te\u021bi emisiunea, este de luni p\u00e2n\u0103 vineri&#8230;\u201d. Mi-e suficient, cucoan\u0103, n-ai s\u0103 m\u0103 vezi uit\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 la postul matale cu B \u00een fa\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n        Hai, care d\u0103 mai mult? C\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i mir de unde at\u00e2tea locuri de veci scoase la mezat \u00een Oradea \u0219i de unde at\u00e2ta lips\u0103 de respect pentru mor\u021bi. E neverosimil num\u0103rul, 11.000, dar \u0219i mai \u0219i \u00eendr\u0103zneala de a da pe m\u00e2na oricui pietrele funerare \u0219i osemintele str\u0103bunilor. Cum numai la noi se poate.<br \/>\n        Ce lacrimi crocodiloase \u00een imagine, ce pr\u0103p\u0103d ca nu-\u0219i mai bele\u0219te mapamondul ochii \u00een CNN ca pe vremuri. Ce ,,dram\u0103\u201d! (?)<br \/>\n        Ucraina arde \u0219i Timo\u0219cenko se piapt\u0103n\u0103 de dorul fiicei \u0219i nepo\u021bilor. Care nu-s pleca\u021bi dec\u00e2t aci, \u00een Dubai. Vai, s\u0103r\u0103cu\u021bii.<br \/>\n        P\u0103i dac\u0103 prim-ministra ucrainean\u0103 dup\u0103 doi ani\u0219ori jum\u0103tate a ie\u0219it la soare, Mircea Rusu, dup\u0103 vreun an \u0219i unu pe doi &#8211; la trei ani da\u021bi de judec\u0103tor, executarea este mic\u0219orat\u0103 la zi cu zi &#8211; iese la televizor cu melodii de dor \u0219i of: grea e carcera la noi&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Lung e drumul&#8230; Germaniei \u0219i obiectul mult c\u0103utat cu totul ,,special\u201d. ,,Speciali\u201d sunt \u0219i gole\u0219tenii care au identificat bicicleta ciordit\u0103 &#8211; \u0103sta nu mai este furat, e g\u0103in\u0103rie -, probabil dat\u0103 \u00een consemn \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. La a\u0219a valoare, 4300 de euro, merita s\u0103 se r\u0103scoleasc\u0103 toat\u0103 \u021bara.<br \/>\n       Nu-mi \u00eenchipui cine \u0219i de ce \u0219i-ar pune astfel de \u00eentreb\u0103ri inepte. G\u0103sit-au unii \u00een soare un nod internetic, bun extratere\u0219trilor de a transmite informa\u021bii, mai cu mo\u021bul astru din toat\u0103 calea-ne lactee, dup\u0103 ce, ,,intriga\u021bi\u201d, au scanat ,,zone care orbiteaz\u0103 \u00een jurul Soarelui\u201d. \u0218tiam c\u0103 obiectele se \u00eenv\u00e2rt, nu \u0219i vidul dimprejurul lor.<br \/>\n       A\u0219a zice tot rom\u00e2nul, c\u0103 de la cap se-mpute pe\u0219tele, precum \u0219i semenii lui. De aceea \u0219i lui Daminescu de-acolo i se trage, dar tot de-acolo poate s\u0103 se vindece.<br \/>\n       S\u0103 nu fi fost radioactiv\u0103 capsula de 8 mm \u0219i ar fi fost g\u0103sit\u0103 poimar\u021bi. Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, irosit\u0103 pe drumurile infernal de lungi ale Australiei e mai mult dec\u00e2t un ac \u00een carul cu f\u00e2n.<br \/>\n       I-o instrui UE &#8211; de\u0219i eram sigur (naivitate cet\u0103\u021beneasc\u0103) de inexisten\u021ba unor asemenea desf\u0103\u0219ur\u0103ri de for\u021be reglementatoare &#8211; \u0219i i-o trimite \u00een b\u0103taia rachetelor ruse\u0219ti. Oameni simpli, oameni-ma\u0219ini \u0219enilate. Un num\u0103r exorbitant, 30.000, un num\u0103r care nu face altceva dec\u00e2t s\u0103 mute data finalului, adio arme, cu cel pu\u021bin un an de azi \u00eenainte.<br \/>\n        Se-ntrec speciali\u0219tii &#8211; a\u0219 fi folosit ghilimelele fiindc\u0103 le merit\u0103 &#8211; \u00een teorii despre nefericirea c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103torilor la loto, \u00een definitiv ni\u0219te p\u00e2rli\u021bi cu c\u00e2teva parale \u00een plus. P\u0103i dac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia \u00eembog\u0103\u021bi\u021bi peste noapte devin lipsi\u021bi de fericire, ce se mai poate spune despre cei cu mult mai mul\u021bi bani ob\u021binu\u021bi pe alte c\u0103i? Pe ei de ce nu-i studiaz\u0103 domnul profesor harvardian cu meticulozitate?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 februarie 2023 C\u0103-n calea nem\u021bilor se mai pun \u0219i al\u021bii. De\u0219i suspect\u0103 leg\u0103tura lor, dup\u0103 \u0219apte decenii \u0219i mai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20426"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20426"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20427,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20426\/revisions\/20427"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}