– Bun\u0103 seara! Agent Dragomirescu! V\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi prezenta\u021bi documentele dumneavoastr\u0103!
\n– Bun\u0103 seara! Bun\u0103 seara, domnule… cum a\u021bi zis c\u0103 v\u0103 numi\u021bi?
\n– Agent Dragomirescu!
\n– A\u0219a… ezact! Dac-a\u021bi \u0219ti ce bine-mi pare c\u0103 ne-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u0219i c\u0103 m-a\u021bi oprit!… Pfoooai de capu` meu! A\u0219a de bine-mi pareee!… Mmmpff…
\n– M\u0103 bucur c\u0103 v\u0103 face pl\u0103cere \u00eent\u00e2lnirea cu un organ de poli\u021bie! \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eemi ve\u021bi prezenta documentele cu aceea\u0219i bucurie! Permisul dvs \u0219i talonul ma\u0219inii, v\u0103 rog!
\n– Da! Sigur c\u0103 da! Sta\u021bi s\u0103 le caut c\u0103 io am mai multe!… Vaaai, da` ce bine-mi pare c\u0103 m-a\u021bi oprit! Vaaai ce bine!…
\n– M\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 doar cel al ma\u0219inii, dac\u0103 se poate!…
\n– Se poate?! Normal c\u0103 al ma\u0219inii, da` sta\u021bi c\u0103 nu-l g\u0103sesc… \u0102sta-i \u0103la de pescuit… \u0103sta-i \u0103la de port-arm\u0103… nu, nu-i \u0103sta!… Permis de acces… Pfoaai! Ce prost m\u0103 simt! Taman p-\u0103la de conducere nu-l g\u0103sesc!… Da` sta\u021bi c\u0103 mai caut!… Nu, c\u0103-l am! Sigur \u00eel am!…
\n– A\u021bi consumat b\u0103uturi alcoolice?
\n– Acuma? Azi?… \u0102\u0103\u0103, cred c\u0103 da!
\n– Crede\u021bi sau chiar a\u021bi consumat? Ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 a\u021bi consumat?
\n– \u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103, cred c\u0103 era… vin, da` nu sunt sigur! C\u0103 b\u0103usem o vodc\u0103 \u00eenainte… mmmpff… dup\u0103 ce-am b\u0103ut o bere mic\u0103 cu vecinu` meu procuror!… C\u0103 el mi-o procur\u0103, \u0219ti\u021bi?… E \u0219ofer pe o ma\u0219in\u0103 de bere!… Nu, adic\u0103… M\u0103 rog… pe o ma\u0219in\u0103 care car\u0103 bere!… Unde l-oi fi pus?
\n– Haide\u021bi, a\u021bi g\u0103sit permisul auto? Sau m\u0103car certificatul de \u00eenmatriculare?
\n– A, da! Ceferti… certificatu`, da! Imediat… numa` s\u0103-l g\u0103sesc!… Mnu, nu-i \u0103sta… de na\u0219tere… \u0103sta-i de c\u0103s\u0103torie… Ptiu, nu l-a\u0219 mai fi g\u0103sit, p-\u0103sta!…
\n– Deci, nu-l ave\u021bi nici p-\u0103sta!
\n– Pfoooai de mine! Cum s\u0103 nu-l am?! Am, da` nu-l am la mine chiar acuma! Merge\u021bi cu mine acas\u0103 \u0219i v-ar\u0103t c\u0103 le am pe toate!… Mvaai ce bine-mi pare c\u0103 m-a\u021bi oprit!…
\n– O s\u0103 mergem, dar acum va trebui s\u0103 sufla\u021bi \u00een etilotest! Sunte\u021bi de acord?
\n– S\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 io… mmmpff… n-am suflat nimic despre nimeni \u00een vea\u021ba mea! Mucles!… Nici nevasta nu sufl\u0103-n fa\u021ba mea!
\n– Tocmai de aceea, dac\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi la via\u021ba dvs, trebuie s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 a\u021bi consumat alcool!
\n– P\u0103i, nu v-am spus c\u0103 am consumat? Io sunt cinstit!
\n– Iar eu v\u0103 cred, dar trebuie s\u0103 fie \u0219i oficial! Ia sufla\u021bi!… Mai… mai… mai! Sufla\u021bi, sufla\u021bi!… Dom`le, sufla\u021bi, nu trage\u021bi!…
\n– Vai de sufletu` meu, dom` poli\u021bist! Am gre\u0219it, m\u0103 scuza\u021bi… mmmpff.. c\u0103 io v-am zis c\u0103 n-am suflat!… Suflu, suflu!…
\n– A\u0219a!… Gata, suficient!…
\n– Cum e? L-am recus… rescu… resuscitat?
\n– Pe cine?
\n– Pe… aparatu` \u0103sta! C\u0103 la c\u00e2t am suflat \u00een el, n-are cum s\u0103 nu-\u0219i revin\u0103!
\n– Dom`le, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, l-a\u021bi readus la via\u021b\u0103! \u0218i acum arat\u0103 o valoare de 0,35 mg\/l alcool pur \u00een aerul expirat… N-a\u0219 fi crezut! Sunte\u021bi aproximativ bine! Sc\u0103pa\u021bi doar cu suspendarea permisului pentru 180 de zile!
\n– Pfffoaaai! Mul\u021bumescu-\u021bi \u021aie, Doamne! Dom`le… mmppfff.. poli\u021bist! Ce m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 m-a\u021bi oprit!… Dom`le, lua\u021bi-mi permisu`, v\u0103 rog io! Nu mai pot! E ca… alea… drogurile, dom`le!
\n– Cine? Alcoolul?
\n– Nu, dom`le! Condusu`! Volanu`! Nu mai scap de pacostea asta! Cum m\u0103 trezesc, cum m\u0103… m\u0103… m\u0103 trage ceva spre ma\u0219ina asta!… Una-dou\u0103, m\u0103 urc \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i merg a\u0219a… de nebun, p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u0103 uit\u0103 Dumnezeu! Nu mai \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac! Io cred c\u0103 asta-i o boal\u0103!… Mmpfff!… M\u0103 cert \u0219i cu femeia! Zice c\u0103 a ajuns fieru`\u0103sta mai important ca ea!… \u0218i io zic c\u0103 cam a\u0219a e! Da` ce s\u0103 fac, dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 poci ap\u021bine?! De-aia v\u0103 rog, lua\u021bi-mi permisu`, poate scap de nebunia asta!
\n– P\u0103i, spunea\u021bi c\u0103 nu-l ave\u021bi!
\n– P\u0103i, nu-l am! C\u0103 de-aia nu l-am luat! M-am rugat s\u0103 m\u0103 opreasc\u0103 cineva, s\u0103 mi-l cear\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103… mmpff… m\u0103 scape de beleaua asta de pe capu`meu!
\n– Mda, dar, pentru c\u0103 n-ave\u021bi documentele, sunte\u021bi pasibil \u0219i de alt\u0103 pedeaps\u0103, s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi!…
\n– Dom`le poli\u021bist, orice pedeaps\u0103 ar fi, nu e mai mare dec\u00e2t asta pe care-o am io pe capu`meu! Fi-mi-ar capu-al dracu`!… Deci.. mpppff… mi-l lua\u021bi? V\u0103 roog!
\n– Dom`le, vi l-a\u0219 lua, dac\u0103 l-a\u021bi avea! Dar nu-l ave\u021bi! Cum facem?
\n– M\u0103 duc acas\u0103 s\u0103 vi-l aduc! Dvs. a\u0219tepta\u021bi aci, c\u0103 io… mpfff… v\u0103 aduc toate permisurile pe care le posedez! C\u0103 poate a\u0219a scap de dependen\u021ba asta! Doaaamne, Dumnezeu v-a scos \u00een calea mea!
\n– S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 v\u0103 las! Cu ce v\u0103 duce\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103?
\n– Cum, cu ce?! Cu fieru` \u0103sta, da-l-a\u0219 la rabla s\u0103-l dau! S\u0103 \u0219tie \u0219i el c\u0103-i ultimu` drum!… Mppfff…
\n– P\u0103i, nu e ultimul drum, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentoarce\u021bi!
\n– De ce s\u0103 m\u0103 mai \u00eentorc?!… No, no, nooo! P\u0103i, nu m\u0103 mai \u00eentorc, s\u0103 vaz\u0103 \u0219i fieru` ce-nseamn\u0103 ultimu` drum \u0219i cum e s\u0103 te a\u0219tepte rugina!…
\n– Bine, dom`le! M-a\u021bi convins! \u00cemi da\u021bi buletinul, eu v\u0103 scriu procesul verbal \u0219i v\u0103 las s\u0103 v\u0103 duce\u021bi, dar p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, pl\u0103ti\u021bi dumneavoastr\u0103 amenda, semna\u021bi de punctele de penalizare \u0219i v\u0103 vede\u021bi de drum!
\n– Pl\u0103tesc, cum s\u0103 nu pl\u0103tesc!… Acuma?!… Aaaa, da` n-am buletinu` la mine! L-am l\u0103sat la baru` lu` Carcalete. Am f\u0103cut credit la el pentru b\u0103utur\u0103, doar cu buletinu`! \u0218i mi-l d\u0103 c\u00e2nd achit tot de pe caiet!… Aaaa, fi-r-a\u0219 al boalilor s\u0103 fiu!… Nici cardu` nu-l am! Acu` mi-am adus aminte c\u0103 i l-am l\u0103sat lu` nevast\u0103-mea, s\u0103raca, s\u0103-i ia ulei \u0219i filtre la h\u00e2rbu` \u0103sta nenorocit! C\u0103 io m-am jurat c\u0103 n-o mai \u00eengrijesc, poate-poate \u00eei moare motoru`!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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