Se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc doi amici, r\u00e2mniceni ge\u021bi-bege\u021bi, be\u021bi…
\n-`Ai noroc!
\n– H\u00e2c! Mmnoroc de-\u0103la s\u0103 ai tu, mm\u0103!
\n– Mmm… da` di ce, m\u0103? Ai c\u0103lcat \u00een el? H\u00e2c!… H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– Mda, da` era noroc de-\u0103la c\u00e2inesc!… Care n-am avut \u0219i io noroc de ceva omenesc \u00een vea\u021b\u0103!… H\u00e2c!
\n– Mmm… Auzi, m\u0103?
\n– Auz, c\u0103 nu-s surd!… Ce s-auz?
\n– \u0218tii ce-am auzit?… H\u00e2c!
\n– Ei! Ce-ai mai auzit \u0219i tu?!… Mmmppff!
\n– Mmm… ai auzit de tunelurile alea de sub R\u00e2mnic?… H\u00e2c!
\n– Mdea! Am auzit ceva pove\u0219ti!… Ce-i cu ele?
\n– Cic\u0103 o s\u0103 bage metrou p-acolo!… H\u00e2c!
\n– Ei, draci!… Mpff!… Cine s\u0103 bage? Nu cred, m\u0103\u0103\u0103!
\n– Da` tu ce mai crezi, m\u0103!… H\u00e2c!… Mpppff!
\n– Io cred c\u0103 o s\u0103 avem iar falez\u0103 la R\u00e2mnic, mb\u0103\u0103\u0103!
\n– Ce, m\u0103\u0103\u0103?!… H\u00e2c!… Cum iar? Da` c\u00e2nd am mai avut?!…. Am mai avut falez\u0103?
\n– Mdaa, m\u0103!… Mpff!
\n– C\u00e2nd, m\u0103?! Io de ce n-am b\u0103ut-o… \u0103\u0103\u0103, n-am v\u0103zut-o?!
\n– C\u0103 a fost acu` fo zece ani, m\u0103!… H\u00e2c!
\n– Z\u0103\u0103\u0103u? Ce fel de falez\u0103? De-aia ca la Cazinou` din Constan\u021ba?
\n– Ezact!
\n– \u0218i Cazinou, c\u00e2nd o s-avem?… H\u00e2c!… Mpff!
\n– Dup\u0103 ce-o s\u0103 avem Delfinariu!… C\u0103 Acvariu` s-a-nchis!
\n– Da` de ce, m\u0103?
\n– De ce, ce?… Mpffh\u00e2c!
\n– De ce s-a \u00eenchis Acvariu`?
\n– C\u0103 au plecat pe\u0219tii, mb\u0103!… De-aia!
\n– \u0218iiiii… adic\u0103\u0103\u0103… nu mai e pe\u0219te \u00een R\u00e2mnic?!
\n– N\u021b!… Nimic!… Zero!…
\n– Asta e bine, nuuu?… H\u00e2c!
\n– Nu e bine deloc!… Mpfff!… C\u0103 io visam s\u0103 dau la pe\u0219te de pe falez\u0103, b\u0103\u0103!… Mpff!…
\n– Deci e nasol?… H\u00e2c!
\n– E nasol, da-i bine!…
\n– Mpfff!… Cum adic\u0103?! C\u0103 nu pricep, s\u0103 mor io!…
\n– H\u00e2c!… M\u0103, cum s\u0103-\u021b` spui io?… E ca c\u00e2nd e nasol c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 te duci acas\u0103, da` e bine c\u0103 ajungi!…
\n– Aham!… Mpfff!… Careva`zic\u0103 a\u0219aaa… Deciiii… la mineee… acuma e nasol… c\u0103\u0103\u0103… nu \u0219tiu dac-o s\u0103 fie bineee!…
\n– Ezact, b\u0103!… Sus\u021bin \u0219i semnez anonim! H\u00e2c! Mpfff!…<\/p>\n
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