Plaja geme de lume. Pu\u021binii curajo\u0219i intr\u0103 perechi-perechi, \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se de m\u00e2n\u0103, sau c\u00e2te unul, \u00een marea agitat\u0103, de\u0219i steagul ro\u0219u flutur\u0103 de azi diminea\u021b\u0103. Intr\u0103 \u00eencet \u00een mare p\u00e2n\u0103 la br\u00e2u, ud\u00e2ndu-\u0219i tacticos bra\u021bele, burta sau s\u00e2nii, ie\u0219ind apoi satisf\u0103cu\u021bi \u0219i cu vezica golit\u0103…
\nE aproape vremea pr\u00e2nzului \u0219i prev\u0103z\u0103torii \u00ee\u0219i str\u00e2ng cearceafurile ca s\u0103 ajung\u0103 c\u00e2t mai aproape la coada de la autoservire.
\n– Auzi? Str\u00e2nge-\u021bi \u0219i tu mai repede alea \u0219i hai s\u0103 mergem, c\u0103 iar st\u0103m dou\u0103 ore, ca ieri, la coad\u0103!
\n– Ei, hai, c\u0103 n-au fost dou\u0103 ore! Prea exagerezi \u0219i tu!…
\n– Mami, mami, de ce nu mai st\u0103\u0103\u0103m?
\n– Nu mai st\u0103m, mami, c\u0103 mergem s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103\u0103\u0103m! \u021aie nu \u021bi-e foame?
\n– Nuuu! Eu vreau s\u0103 mai staaau la plaj\u0103\u0103\u0103!
\n– M\u0103, tu n-auzi c\u0103 mergem s\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m?! Ia s\u0103-\u021bi cari tu singurel \u0219i colacu` \u0219i piscinu\u021ba… \u0219i g\u0103letu\u0219ele… \u0219i mingea… C\u0103 n-o s\u0103 \u021bi le car tot io, da? \u0218i s\u0103 vezi tu atunci ce foame o s\u0103-\u021bi fie!
\n– Aaaa…hahahaaaa… Da` de ce rebuie s\u0103 le car io pe toateee? Hahahaaaa! C\u0103 nu mai pot s\u0103 stau pe Insta… Heaaa.. heaaa!…
\n– Hai, drag\u0103, ia alea ale copilului \u0219i nu mai face pe nebunu`! Am venit s\u0103 ne relax\u0103m, nu s\u0103 ne enerv\u0103m toat\u0103 ziua!
\n– Da` de ce nu le cari tu, m\u0103 rog, dac\u0103 \u021bii a\u0219a de mult la fii-tu?!
\n– Da?! \u0218i geanta cu lo\u021biuni de plaj\u0103. cu creme autobronzante, cu… toate alea, cine-o car\u0103? Tata, din groap\u0103?! Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 ai turnat toat\u0103 ziua la bere-n tine, nici at\u00e2ta lucru nu vrei s\u0103 faci!…
\n– P\u0103i, n-ai zis c\u0103 am venit s\u0103 ne relax\u0103m?!
\n– Hai, las\u0103 discu\u021biile \u0219i mi\u0219c\u0103-\u021bi fizicu`, c\u0103 iar ni se-ntind urechile p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2nc\u0103m!
\n– Mda! At\u00e2ta \u0219tii s\u0103 zici! Nici aicea nu po\u021bi s\u0103 te ab\u021bii s\u0103 dai ordine!.. Da` gata! Nu mai merge! Fac ce vreu io de-acuma!… A\u0219a, ca s\u0103 \u0219tii!
\n– Hahaha! Oooo, iote-te la el, R\u0103zboinicu` luminii! R\u0103zboinicu` infinitului! Iron Man-u`… sufletului! P\u0103i, nu vine ea noaptea aia, m\u0103, pui\u0219or?! Ce-o s\u0103 mai dormi tu \u00een alt\u0103 galaxie!… Da, da!
\n– Mami, mami, da` de ce o s\u0103 doarm\u0103 tati \u00een alt\u0103 galaxie? Asta nu mai e bun\u0103?
\n– Nu, m\u0103, nu mai e bun\u0103! C\u0103 s-a tot m\u0103rit! H\u0103! H\u0103!
\n– Nu \u021bi-ar fi ru\u0219ine obrazului, s\u0103 zici a\u0219a ceva de fa\u021b\u0103 cu copilu`!
\n– Hai, las\u0103, c\u0103 nu \u0219tie el de-astea!
\n– Tati, tati, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 mami e o galaxie mare? Adic\u0103 e gras\u0103?
\n– Aoleu! \u0218\u0219\u0219\u0219t! M\u0103, puiule, vorbe\u0219te mai \u00eencet, c\u0103 te-aude toat\u0103 plaja! Na, ziceai c\u0103 nu \u0219tie copilu`!
\n– Las\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tie! \u0218i s\u0103-n\u021beleag\u0103! C\u0103, poate i-o folosi-n vea\u021b\u0103!… Pfoooai de… capu` meu! Ce coad\u0103-i aiceeeaaa! Nevast\u0103, ce facem?
\n– Da?! Acuma m\u0103-ntrebi ce facem, m\u0103, Gardianu` galaxiei?! Nu \u0219tiu ce faci tu, da` io nu stau la coada asta! Bag\u0103-te \u0219i tu-n fa\u021b\u0103! Descurc\u0103-te, c\u0103 de-aia e\u0219ti capu` familiei!…
\n– Da, daaa, tati! Tati e cel mai taree! Yeeei!… Bag\u0103-te-n fa\u021b\u0103!… Bag\u0103-te-n fa\u021b\u0103!… Nu sta la coad\u0103!… mnie-mne-ne-ne-neee!
\n– Alo, domnu`! P\u0103i, ce face\u021bi?! Coada e dup\u0103 col\u021b! Haide\u021bi, v\u0103 rog, c\u0103 \u0219i noi st\u0103m deja de o or\u0103, da?!
\n– Aaa, nuu! C\u0103 vreau doar s\u0103-ntreb ceva!… Auzi? Vrei ceaf\u0103 cu cartofi pr\u0103ji\u021bi sau cu cartofi natur?
\n– \u0218tii c\u0103-mi place natur! Da` s\u0103 fie rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti!
\n– Mami, mami! Mie-mi vine s\u0103 fac pipi!
\n– Vaaai de capu` meu! Alta acuma! P\u0103i, n-ai f\u0103cut, m\u0103, \u00een ap\u0103, cum \u021bi-am zis?!
\n– Nu, c\u0103 nu mi-a venit!
\n– Daaa, \u0219i \u021bi-a venit tocmai acuma! Tu \u0219tii c\u00e2t e taxa la veceu? Un leu! S\u0103 dau io un leu, c\u00e2nd puteai s\u0103 faci gratis! De c\u00e2te ori ne-ai v\u0103zut pe noi c\u0103 ne-am dus la veceu, ai? Zi, m\u0103! Copchil t\u00e2mpit!…
\n– Gataaa! Ia uite cum s-a descurcat R\u0103zboinicu` luminii! P\u0103i, ce?! St\u0103team io la coada aia, cu to\u021bi fraierii \u0103ia?! H\u0103, h\u0103!
\n– \u0102sta micu` cic\u0103 vrea la baie!-
\n– Acuma?! Las-o dracu`, m\u0103 copchile! C\u00e2t ai stat \u00een ap\u0103, ce-ai f\u0103cut?
\n– Aaaahaaa! Fac pe mineee!
\n– M\u0103, io de-aci nu m\u0103 ridic, c\u0103-mi ia altu` locu`! Du-te colo, dup\u0103 col\u021b \u0219i f\u0103!
\n– Aaaahaaa! Da` dac\u0103 m\u0103 vede cinevaaa? Aaaahaa! Hai cu minee!
\n– M\u0103, du-te, c\u0103 nu te vede nimenea! Sunt io aci! Auzi, dac\u0103 nu ne s\u0103tur\u0103m, mai lu\u0103m c\u00e2te-o por\u021bie?
\n– Mhm… Damff s\u0103 mffie tot ca \u0103\u0219tia, c\u0103… emmfff… buni! Mfff… mff!
\n– Gata, tati! Am fost! Am f\u0103cut \u0219i caca!
\n– Bravo, m\u0103! Ai v\u0103zut?! \u021ai-a zis cineva ceva?
\n– M-a v\u0103zut o tanti \u0219i mi-a zis s\u0103-mi fie ru\u0219ine, c\u0103 sunt mare \u0219i…!
\n– Las-o, m\u0103, dracu` p-aia! Tu ce i-ai zis? Sau ai t\u0103cut ca prostu`?
\n– Nuuu! I-am zis: ,,Du-te, f\u0103, dracu` de bab\u0103!\u201d
\n– Bravo! A\u0219a, m\u0103! Nu fi prost, s\u0103 te la\u0219i la al\u021bii! Pentru asta \u00ee\u021bi mai iau o-nghe\u021bat\u0103 de-aia mare!
\n– P\u00e2n\u0103 la-nghe\u021bat\u0103, ia mai adu tu ni\u0219te bere, c\u0103 mi-e sete! Hai, \u0219i p-orm\u0103 s\u0103 mergem, s\u0103 dormim oleac\u0103, c\u0103 am obosit!
\n– Gataaa! Vine b\u0103iatuuu`!… Nu, nu, c\u0103 vreau doar s\u0103-ntreb ceva!… P\u0103pu\u0219a, \u00eemi mai dai \u0219i mie patru bericioaice?… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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