{"id":2034,"date":"2015-07-22T08:22:58","date_gmt":"2015-07-22T05:22:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=2034"},"modified":"2015-07-22T21:07:29","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T18:07:29","slug":"zanganele-lxxxiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=2034","title":{"rendered":"Z\u0103ng\u0103nele LXXXIV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image2.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2035 lazyload\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image2-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image2-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image2.jpg 440w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/198;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2035\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image2-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image2-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/image2.jpg 440w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>       Dac\u0103 ai fi avut curiozitatea de-a a\u0219eza indivizi unul l\u00e2ng\u0103 altul, ai fi fost uimit c\u0103 descoperi \u00een cei din genera\u021bia noastr\u0103 asem\u0103n\u0103ri izbitoare.<br \/>\n        E o gen\u0103 aparte ce d\u0103 chip \u0219i conforma\u021bie fizic\u0103 celor de-o seam\u0103. Rar se g\u0103se\u0219te c\u00e2te unul mai cu ,,mo\u021b&#8221; dec\u00e2t ai lui \u0219i este privit cu ochi beli\u021bi \u0219i invective dintre cele mai diverse. De aceea, tuturor celor de azi, nu le-a\u0219 cere s\u0103-\u0219i lase p\u0103rul mai ceva dec\u00e2t al meu, dar nici tunsori fistichii nu m-a\u0219 \u00eencumeta s\u0103 le recomand la coafare. De bine, de r\u0103u, m-a \u00eenzestrat natura cu o bog\u0103\u021bie capilar\u0103 deosebit\u0103 \u0219i n-a\u0219 da-o pe nici o creast\u0103 sau alt\u0103 inven\u021bie frizereasc\u0103 contemporan\u0103.<br \/>\n        M\u0103 tot uit, pentru c\u0103 n-am \u00eencotro folosind re\u021beaua media, \u0219i nu-mi vine a crede. \u0218apte ,,magnifici&#8221;, to\u021bi tra\u0219i pe acela\u0219i tipar. \u00cembr\u0103c\u0103mintea n-o pun la socoteal\u0103, oricum provine din acela\u0219i rai al lucrurilor \u00een serie, dar \u0219i fe\u021bele? S\u0103 juri c\u0103-s fra\u021bi, to\u021bi fii ai unui frustrat pe teme hormonale, proveni\u021bi din ramura celor ce s-ar putea converti pentru o sentin\u021b\u0103 mai u\u0219oar\u0103 la&#8230;. Sofisticata limb\u0103 rom\u00e2n\u0103 are \u0219i pentru acest termen, cel pus dup\u0103 puncte, puncte, \u00eenc\u0103 un \u00een\u021beles, dar firesc pentru un astfel de personaj, caracterizant p\u00e2n\u0103 la confundare cu descrierea ce urmeaz\u0103: om ur\u00e2t, slut, pocitanie, ar\u0103tare. Nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 ar\u0103t inuman cu victima celor \u0219apte violatori, c\u0103ci despre vasluienii aceia vorbim, dar at\u00e2t c\u00e2t m\u0103 duce pe mine capul, n-am reu\u0219it nici p\u00e2n\u0103 ast\u0103zi s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg nebunia asta de a te l\u0103sa t\u00e2r\u00e2t\u0103 nu de unul, ci de ,,n&#8221; indivizi clocotind de dragoste c\u00e2t pentru o erec\u021bie \u0219i o ejaculare fugar\u0103.<br \/>\n        Din viteza ma\u0219inii, vara a scos la ,,v\u00e2nzare&#8221; surplusuri de carne femeiasc\u0103 pe taraba camionagiilor nesp\u0103la\u021bi \u0219i incul\u021bi. Marf\u0103 proast\u0103, c\u0103ci oric\u00e2t de indiferent ai fi, nu po\u021bi s\u0103 nu remarci soiul \u0219i calitatea \u00eendoielnic\u0103 a unui ,,de gustibus&#8221; cu iz de \u0219atr\u0103. Se produc sentimente contrare dup\u0103 fiecare astfel de expozi\u021bie furat\u0103 din goana marginii de drum, tinzi s\u0103 \u021bi se fac\u0103 mil\u0103 pornind cu divaga\u021bia mental\u0103 de la chipul mai pu\u021bin fericit, culoarea maro-vine\u021bie \u0219i \u0219tiin\u021ba ta despre s\u0103r\u0103cia universal\u0103 \u021big\u0103neasc\u0103 pe deoparte, \u0219i-ai \u00eenfiera precum inchizi\u021bia aceast\u0103 inseminare insalubr\u0103, nefireasc\u0103 \u00eentre indivizi extra\u0219i la loteria hazardului \u0219oselei pe de alt\u0103 parte. Trat\u00e2nd subiectul de \u00eenceput, \u00eemi pot \u00eenchipui lesne cum s-a putut produce o astfel de ,,tragedie&#8221; \u0219i am dou\u0103 ipoteze: ori victima f\u0103cea parte din categoria celor pentru care raportul de natur\u0103 sexual\u0103 nu era unul str\u0103in, \u0219i pe \u0219an\u021bul s\u0103tesc deseori \u00een ultimii treizeci de ani se consum\u0103 prima deflorare \u0219i via\u021ba de familie bigam\u0103, ori era nevinovat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een p\u00e2nzele albe \u0219i-a avut ghinionul de-a \u00eent\u00e2lni nenorocirea \u00een cale. Las\u00e2nd la o parte lichelele cu fe\u021be trase la indigo din semin\u021bia primului cioban dac, m\u0103 \u00eentreb totu\u0219i un lucru: de ce nu este discutat\u0103 calitatea de fecioar\u0103, cum de a ajuns acas\u0103 \u0219i nu la postul de poli\u021bie dup\u0103 ,,masacrarea&#8221; organelor genitale, cum de nu a invocat perversiunea sexual\u0103 ca pe ceva ie\u0219it din comun \u0219i pe baza ei s\u0103-\u0219i fi fondat \u00eentreaga ap\u0103rare m\u0103car?<br \/>\n        Pentru groz\u0103via de-a se ar\u0103ta coco\u0219i \u00een grup, sincer le-a\u0219 t\u0103ia b\u0103rba\u021bia \u0219i-a\u0219 da-o la g\u00e2\u0219te, de viitori astfel de p\u0103rin\u021bi nu duce lips\u0103 \u021bara, se vede unde a condus ,,curajul&#8221; rural \u0219i exemplul lui nemijlocit \u0219i nu are nevoie poporul \u0103sta de \u00eenc\u0103 o multiplicare divin\u0103. O spun ca unul care f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 vrea, o foarte scurt\u0103 perioad\u0103, a \u00eencercat s\u0103 convie\u021buiasc\u0103 \u00een locurile de unde se tot clameaz\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2ntec c\u0103 ,,vin domnii&#8221; \u0219i a constatat de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u0103 o astfel de indulgen\u021b\u0103 este imposibil\u0103. \u00cen privin\u021ba fetei, antecedentul omoar\u0103 argumentul. Nu te urci \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 dac\u0103 nu te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u0219i nu po\u021bi invoca puritatea atunci c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi permi\u021bi chiar \u0219i o banal\u0103 h\u00e2rjoan\u0103 \u0219col\u0103reasc\u0103. Fetele mari \u0219tiu cum s\u0103-\u0219i p\u0103zeasc\u0103 singure virginitatea \u0219i sunt destule care trag disperate cu din\u021bii de ea. Aviz amatoarelor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Dac\u0103 ai fi avut curiozitatea de-a a\u0219eza indivizi unul l\u00e2ng\u0103 altul, ai fi fost uimit c\u0103 descoperi \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2035,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,97],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2034"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2037,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2034\/revisions\/2037"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}