{"id":20329,"date":"2023-02-11T22:24:42","date_gmt":"2023-02-11T19:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20329"},"modified":"2023-02-11T22:24:42","modified_gmt":"2023-02-11T19:24:42","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-althorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20329","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Althorn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Ce ne mai <strong>alintam<\/strong>, ce ne mai v\u0103itam&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ne <strong>alinase<\/strong> mama de toate cele, se \u00eengrijise de noi cum a \u0219tiut mai bine. Cine venea urgent s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 injec\u021bii la crizele mele de fiere? Cine m\u0103 dojenea c\u00e2nd p\u0103ream lene\u0219 &#8211; \u0219i nu eram, aveam doar o permanent\u0103 coresponden\u021b\u0103 cu mine \u00eensumi -, ,,Iuliene, scoal\u0103 \u0219i du-te la munc\u0103. Te a\u0219teapt\u0103 tac-tu!\u201d, cine&#8230;? Doar ea.<br \/>\n       Sec\u021biunile hotei colibriene, partea de cadru din profil p\u0103trat, erau trapezuri dreptunghice \u0219i dreptunghiuri. Tabla \u00eens\u0103 a mai f\u0103cut un arc de cerc deasupra, solu\u021bia mea pentru o evacuare c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t adecvat\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 probe, dar \u0219tiind cum urc\u0103 tromba de fum \u0219i cum se \u00eenv\u00e2ltore\u0219te pe o suprafa\u021b\u0103 rotund\u0103, am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 a\u0219a trebuie proiecta \u0219i construit. U\u0219or nu putea fi nici montajul ei pe perete, av\u00e2nd nerezolvat\u0103 pozi\u021bia precis\u0103 a orificiului de intrare \u00een horn. Iar alt horn ie\u0219ea din calcul. O prim\u0103 a\u0219ezare pe perete. Patru m\u00e2ini, evident nu ale mele, de n\u0103dejde, m\u0103sur\u0103tori pe perete, semne pe acela\u0219i pentru dibluri, estimare de gaur\u0103 de evacuare pe interiorul hotei \u0219i&#8230;. ,,Hai, m\u0103, ne mai \u021bii mult cu asta \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103?\u201d Deh, se ,,<strong>alintau<\/strong>\u201d \u0219i ei de durere. Nae \u00een special, mai firav din fire \u0219i din educa\u021bie. ,,\u021aine\u021bi, c\u0103 mai am de m\u0103surat ceva.\u201d Descump\u0103nit de locul precis al orificiului &#8211; m\u0103 dusesem de zeci de ori \u00eenainte pe partea opus\u0103, \u00een camera de al\u0103turi, unde se putea deslu\u0219i mai bine spa\u021biul interior pentru fum -, m\u0103surasem de tot at\u00e2tea ori din tocul u\u0219ii, coco\u021bat pe o scar\u0103 mai mic\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la elementul de \u0219amot\u0103 ce ie\u0219ea din soba de teracot\u0103 \u0219i intra \u00een horn. Suie, coboar\u0103, \u021bine-i pe Nae \u0219i Cristi cu hota deasupra capului la peste doi metri de pardoseal\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 am str\u0103puns cum s-a putut zidul. \u00cen form\u0103 oval\u0103, altfel n-a fost chip. ,,Gata! L\u0103sa\u021bi-o u\u0219or jos.\u201d \u0218i-\u0219i <strong>alinar\u0103<\/strong> bun\u0103tate de bra\u021be nu f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 apostrofeze. Le-am replicat, lans\u00e2ndu-le ipoteza inexisten\u021bei comenzii \u0219i deci a unui ban lips\u0103 \u00een buzunar pe timp de iarn\u0103. \u0218i-au cam t\u0103cut. <strong>Alungai<\/strong> prin urmare rumorile \u0219i timpii nemunci\u021bi pentru a-i folosi exact pentru ce ne propusesem. Am rem\u0103surat, am g\u0103urit \u00een locurile pentru dibluri, am mai urcat de c\u00e2teva ori hota pentru a potrivi \u0219tu\u021bul ovoid, am mai \u0219i t\u0103iat din el, am mai \u0219i cioplit \u00een c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 ca s\u0103 intre, l-am prins la capse \u0219i hol\u021b\u0219uruburi, ca p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 s\u0103 fix\u0103m corect \u00een <strong>alveola<\/strong> hornului \u0219i \u00een inghinalul camerei totul. ,,Cristi, \u00eel suni pe \u0103l de ne-a angajat ca s\u0103 ne pl\u0103teasc\u0103.\u201d<br \/>\n         Deun\u0103zi am constatat c\u0103 nu numai la Porumbelul pusesem c\u00e2teva burlane ca s\u0103 le vad\u0103 tot Centrul, ci \u0219i al\u0103turi de el \u0219i chiar la partea de imobil situat\u0103 \u00eentre fostul magazin de p\u00e2ine, \u0103la cu p\u00e2inea neagr\u0103 de 4,25 \u0219i Electroprima de azi. (Ca s\u0103 m\u0103 asigur c\u0103 nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc bor\u0219, am revenit la mapele google. S\u0103 nu v\u0103 spui c\u0103 din start m\u0103 trimiseser\u0103 \u00een Manila de Filipine. Gata s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103t\u0103cesc pe glob.) La vremea burlanului respectiv se preconiza un magazin de \u021boale, azi v\u0103d c\u0103 este amanet (pe hart\u0103), cu mult mai \u00eenainte cred c\u0103 \u0219i-o pizzerie ocupase spa\u021biul acela str\u00e2mt. Str\u00e2mb burlanul, c\u0103s\u0103pit de cet\u0103\u021benii no\u0219tri care-\u0219i vars\u0103 ofurile pe nevinovatele table.<br \/>\n         Pe vizavi ne ,,\u00eencurcasem\u201d \u00een preajma lui 2000 cu Cristi Perie\u021beanu. Dup\u0103 ce ani de zile st\u0103tuse cu ,,co\u0219melia\u201d de profiluri metalice \u0219i sticl\u0103 la o caset\u0103 \u0219i ce-o mai fi avut de v\u00e2nzare, s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 tr\u00e2nteasc\u0103 o cl\u0103dire serioas\u0103. S\u0103 ne aducem aminte de baraca fixat\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 poli\u021bie unde se \u00eenc\u0103rcau brichete &#8211; s\u0103 fi fost a lui sau a lui Zache? &#8211; mutat\u0103 apoi pe locul unde este azi Fiscul (Ce teren viran exact \u00een buricul t\u00e2rgului! S-a dat vreunul \u00een tiribomba amplasat\u0103 c\u00e2ndva acolo? Parc\u0103 \u0219i ma\u0219inu\u021be bu\u0219itoare&#8230;.) \u0219i unde \u00ee\u0219i mai f\u0103cea veacul prim de dup\u0103 Revolu\u021bie cu o \u021bigar\u0103 Broscoi (El fiind personajul c\u0103ruia pe strada Prim\u0103verii nu-i g\u0103sisem identitatea. \u00cemi aduceam aminte de asociat, C\u00e2inele, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i de nevast\u0103-sa, la al c\u0103rei prenume am achiesat imediat ce so\u021bia-mi l-a pronun\u021bat: Marina.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ce ne mai alintam, ce ne mai v\u0103itam&#8230;. 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