{"id":20298,"date":"2023-02-07T15:18:02","date_gmt":"2023-02-07T12:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20298"},"modified":"2023-02-07T15:18:02","modified_gmt":"2023-02-07T12:18:02","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alimbau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20298","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alimbau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Destule confuzii. \u00cen ceea ce prive\u0219te <strong>aluviul<\/strong> niciuna. Este holocenul zilelor noastre.<br \/>\n        Dup\u0103 ce ne-am v\u0103zut \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103, am aliniat la r\u00e2nd sc\u00e2nduri \u00een golul r\u0103mas \u0219i am montat c\u00e2rligele. \u0218or\u021buri \u0219i&#8230;. Ca de \u00eenceput de la st\u00e2nga spre dreapta pornirea. Iar acolo un horn c\u0103ruia i s-a hot\u0103r\u00e2t o alt\u0103 \u00eemprejmuire fa\u021b\u0103 de cea veche, dar numai \u00een partea de jos \u0219i par\u021bial \u00een lateral. M-am mirat de cum \u00eel ,,badijonasem\u201d, p\u0103strasem tabla original\u0103 pe dedesubt ca s\u0103 nu deranj\u0103m baza hornului,  \u00eenvechit\u0103, cu c\u0103r\u0103mida sf\u0103r\u00e2micioas\u0103. \u00cen acela\u0219i sens am g\u00e2ndit \u0219i noua acoperire, cu table pe dedesubtul celei existente. Prima sarcin\u0103 a durat o or\u0103 \u0219i ceva, din pricina numeroaselor calibr\u0103ri ale t\u0103ieturilor. Urm\u0103toarele, continuarea \u0219i \u00eembinarea cu r\u00e2ndurile deja existente, ne-au consumat timpul corespunz\u0103tor. Bucat\u0103 jum\u0103tate, bucat\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 una &#8211; dictat\u0103 de sus spre jos, unde Nae trona aproape lene\u0219 -, prindere \u00een copci, trasarea tablei de deasupra, t\u0103ierea ei, f\u0103l\u021buirea cu cle\u0219ti\u0219orul mic &#8211; \u0219tiu, diminutiv dup\u0103 diminutiv&#8230; -, sm\u0103cuirea cu pasta de oxid de zinc, \u00eembinarea \u00een fal\u021b, baterea fal\u021bului, ridicarea coamei \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe cu toate celelalte 11 r\u00e2nduri. Cristi \u00een urm\u0103, c\u00e2t mai preg\u0103team eu copci \u0219i \u0219or\u021buri, la \u00eencheiat de coame. La final, fiindc\u0103 <strong>altoind<\/strong> r\u00e2ndurile ba cu ciocanul, ba la dezvelire cu ranga tabla a cr\u0103pat pe alocuri, ,,\u00eensemn pe piatra de hotar\u201d, s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m unde trebuie s\u0103 lipim. Pui c\u00e2rlige, ai de montat \u0219i un jgheab \u0219i un arunc\u0103tor de ap\u0103. \u00cencropite la atelier, fixate la Vali acces\u00e2nd nestingheri\u021bi curtea Poli\u021biei. N-am cerut voie, am intrat pur \u0219i simplu. Ne-am \u00een\u0219irat uneltele de lipit, am adus scara pentru singura \u00eembinare undeva la mijlocul casei. Nu f\u0103r\u0103 efort. Ap\u0103r\u0103torii cet\u0103\u021benilor locali au \u00een dotare c\u00e2\u021biva butuci de vie care \u0219i-au coco\u021bat corzile p\u00e2n\u0103 dincolo de coroana copacilor dimprejur, \u00eempiedic\u00e2ndu-ne s\u0103 ne \u00een\u0103l\u021b\u0103m scara mai sus. F\u0103r\u0103 jen\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 permisiune am tuns excedentul \u0219i ne-am v\u0103zut de ale noastre nestingheri\u021bi. P\u00e2n\u0103 la final.<br \/>\n         Am z\u0103bovit ni\u021bel la Vali, dup\u0103 cum bine se vede c\u0103 am \u0219i avut de treb\u0103luit \u00een mai multe r\u00e2nduri. De la el, \u00eenspre Centru, se mai adun\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva clien\u021bi. La Vali am pus dup\u0103 moartea lui tata jgheabul luat de ape, la Colibri-ul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 doamna notar Marin am \u00eencropit \u0219i montat o hot\u0103 dup\u0103 ce a murit mama. Cu suflete praf. M\u0103 \u0219i mir cum de am mai avut putere. La serviciu am avut parte numai de ,,<strong>altoiri<\/strong>\u201d, de parc\u0103 devenisem paria \u0219i nu-mi mai f\u0103cea pielea doi bani, acas\u0103 boceam de cum puneam capul pe pern\u0103. Nu mai aveam nicio tragere de inim\u0103. \u0218i totu\u0219i&#8230;. Ca \u00een multe finaluri de sezon \u0219i pu\u021bin dup\u0103 se golesc rapid buzunarele de bruma de bani str\u00e2ns\u0103 cu trud\u0103. Hota. Solu\u021bii clasice se g\u0103seau, dar n-ar fi dar randament. Ar fi clocit fumul \u00een ea \u0219i s-ar fi rev\u0103rsat din prea mult \u00eenapoi de unde suia. Nefiind acesta scopul. M\u0103sur\u0103tori \u0219i planuri am f\u0103cut de vreo patru ori, impedimentul care schimba radical datele clasicului raport\u00e2ndu-se la evacuare. Spargerea plafonului ar fi rezolvat problema, numai c\u0103 \u00een pod avea acces cucu. Apoi tavanul fals nu era suficient pentru a fi str\u0103puns, tavanul original necesita aceea\u0219i opera\u021biune. \u00cen pod s\u0103 la\u0219i fumul nu era posibil. Automat trebuia str\u0103puns singurul horn disponibil. Tot \u00een pod. Pic\u00e2nd solu\u021bia prezentat\u0103, r\u0103m\u00e2nea doar str\u0103pungerea hornului prin camera ,,de fum\u201d \u0219i hota decupat\u0103 dup\u0103 spargerea orificiului. Forma &#8211; un (o nesiguran\u021b\u0103, inexplicabil\u0103, m-a determinat s\u0103 caut ce alt\u0103dat\u0103 n-ar fi pus niciun semn de \u00eendoial\u0103) paralelipiped, cu sec\u021biuni&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Destule confuzii. \u00cen ceea ce prive\u0219te aluviul niciuna. Este holocenul zilelor noastre. Dup\u0103 ce ne-am v\u0103zut \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103, am aliniat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,328],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20298"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20298"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20299,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20298\/revisions\/20299"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}