{"id":20283,"date":"2023-02-04T20:57:26","date_gmt":"2023-02-04T17:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20283"},"modified":"2023-02-04T20:57:26","modified_gmt":"2023-02-04T17:57:26","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alogama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20283","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alogam\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>      Vine o zi c\u00e2nd&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Dup\u0103 ea urmeaz\u0103 replierea. Ce facem? Mergem unde ne este sortit. La munc\u0103.<br \/>\n      Jgheabul lui Vali fusese luat de ape. Inunda\u021bii \u00een niciun caz, n-avea cum ajunge nivelul p\u00e2n\u0103 la cei \u0219apte metri, altfel c\u0103ile de azi ne-ar fi fost <strong>alinate<\/strong> cu lum\u00e2nare \u0219i c\u0103pe\u021bel de urma\u0219i. Totu\u0219i, ploile anilor din urm\u0103, pu\u021bine, s-au dedat la adev\u0103rate compara\u021bii cu potopul biblic, dep\u0103\u0219ind anvergura g\u0103le\u021bii populare. A plouat pu\u021bin \u0219i cu butoiul, r\u0103sucind ulucul de la ,,strada mare\u201d \u0219i zv\u00e2rlindu-l c\u00e2t colo. N-ar fi fost nicio pagub\u0103 sau nu una mare dac\u0103 balconul de dedesubt ar fi fost \u00eenchis \u0219i acoperit. A contraire, picurii str\u00e2n\u0219i butie s-au pr\u0103v\u0103lit \u00een interior intr\u00e2nd, cum era de a\u0219teptat, \u0219i prin u\u0219a de acces. De\u0219i discutasem cu mult \u00eenainte de lucrare, abia dup\u0103 ce trecuse anul nou, dup\u0103 ce tata se dusese \u00eentr-o altfel de lume, am reu\u0219it s\u0103 le \u0219i punem. S\u0103 fi fost 6 ianuarie 2021. Cu scara atudosiean\u0103, altfel a\u0219a de sus nu ne puteam \u00eencumeta cu nimic. Pe deasupra, pe acoperi\u0219, n-ar fi fost o problem\u0103, numai lipitura de dedesubt, nada cu jgheabul mai vechi, n-am fi avut cum s\u0103-i tragem o dung\u0103 ,,<strong>al\u0103mit\u0103<\/strong>\u201d cu cositor. \u0218i s\u0103-i dea s\u0103n\u0103tate Dumnezeu lui Dan &#8211; ca s\u0103 m\u0103 ,,retrag\u201d \u00een popor cu limbajul (limbari\u021ba) -, f\u0103r\u0103 el \u0219i scara minune, azi am fi avut mai pu\u021bin de munc\u0103 \u0219i mai pu\u021bin bani. Chit c\u0103 am fi treb\u0103luit la fel, am fi avut cel pu\u021bin cu pre\u021bul unei sc\u0103ri de aceea\u0219i anvergur\u0103 mai pu\u021bin. Ne-am urcat cu durere \u00een suflet, oft\u00e2nd \u00eendelung la fiecare pas pus pe trepte, la fiecare \u00eendreptare de c\u00e2rlige, la fiecare ,,pecli\u021b\u0103\u201d prins\u0103 dup\u0103 tehnologia lui tata, la fiecare hol\u021b\u0219urub de \u021bigl\u0103 metalic\u0103 s\u0103rit, la fiecare \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 a mea. La lipituri, coturi, \u021bipirig \u0219i ap\u0103 tare. La orice&#8230;. At\u00e2ta face \u0219i \u00eenapoi la atelier. Pustiu&#8230;. Vali a fost un caz special c\u0103ruia &#8211; cazului, nu lui personal (ne-am salutat altfel dec\u00e2t p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, azi diminea\u021b\u0103, el de dup\u0103 sticla geamului de la hol, eu \u00eendrept\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 c\u0103tre serviciu) -, la ultima descindere de anul trecut, i-am adresat retoric \u00eentrebarea ,,De ce nu te-am schimbat noi de prima dat\u0103?\u201d. O fi fost teama c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 avem de ce ne prinde, o fi fost decizia lui de a nu ne apleca ,,Hinaushir\u201d (vezi instruc\u021biunile CFR) \u0219i ie\u0219i dincolo de zid pe p\u00e2rleazul Poli\u021biei municipale. Un raid (eram tentat la ,,scurt\u201d) prin pod pentru a evalua op\u021biunile, ca s\u0103 nu ne <strong>ambal\u0103m<\/strong> ulterior din orice nimic, o list\u0103 de materiale \u0219i desigur un pre\u021b ce a oscilat \u00eentre valorile perene ale primelor mii de lei. Grinzi, tabl\u0103 \u0219i cositor. Ingredientele unei prelungiri necesare de acoperi\u0219. Evident, am dat poalele peste cap, la propriu, am ,,rupt\u201d din fiecare r\u00e2nd de tabl\u0103 c\u00e2te dou\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi, am smuls &#8211; Cristi are darul de a trage cu putere &#8211; vreo trei sc\u00e2nduri mai \u00eent\u00e2i, s\u0103 ne putem ,,furi\u0219a\u201d picioarele \u00een pod, dup\u0103 care am f\u0103cut de petrecanie ulucului de tabl\u0103 \u0219i lemn, revel\u00e2nd \u00eentregul mecanism. Mai ce s\u0103 fie? O b\u00e2rn\u0103 plasat\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 aticul de c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103, ridicat 80 de centimetri de la tavan, un scaun cum mai este ea denumit\u0103, c\u0103priori ce se terminau exact l\u00e2ng\u0103 zid, o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 ce \u00eenchidea podul, b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een capete de c\u0103priori. Capete de grind\u0103 pe zid, o alt\u0103 sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 peste capete &#8211; baza jgheabului \u00een form\u0103 de u cu col\u021burile drepte &#8211; \u0219i perpendicular pe ea, dar dep\u0103\u0219ind-o \u00een jos, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 perete un dulap sub\u021biat la vreo 3,5 centimetri. Cu mici finisaje \u0219i o serie de recalibr\u0103ri, am prins capete de grind\u0103 nou\u0103 de cele vechi, le-am sprijinit direct pe zid \u0219i&#8230;. Ini\u021bial vedeam altfel. Dac\u0103 tot aveam posibilitatea de a ie\u0219i \u00een afara zidului, m\u0103car vreo 20 de centimetri s\u0103 las. M-am r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit. De\u0219i nu suntem <strong>amatori<\/strong> s\u0103 nu \u0219tim cum se decupeaz\u0103 un material lemnos &#8211; cam asta inten\u021bionam s\u0103 facem din dulap, s\u0103 \u00eenchidem \u0219i noi dinspre Poli\u021bie, ca anteriorii meseria\u0219i, podul -, am adus grinzile noi la fa\u021b\u0103, la zid, am prins prima sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 de colo p\u00e2n\u0103 colo \u0219i i-am tr\u00e2ntit ni\u0219te hol\u021b\u0219uruburi vechiului dulap. De fapt vreo trei buc\u0103\u021bi \u00een cei 11 metri. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vine o zi c\u00e2nd&#8230;. Dup\u0103 ea urmeaz\u0103 replierea. Ce facem? Mergem unde ne este sortit. La munc\u0103. Jgheabul lui Vali<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20284,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20283\/revisions\/20284"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}