{"id":20272,"date":"2023-02-02T15:55:40","date_gmt":"2023-02-02T12:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20272"},"modified":"2023-02-02T15:55:40","modified_gmt":"2023-02-02T12:55:40","slug":"brigada-diverse-ales-in-cer-popa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20272","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ale(s) (\u00ee)n (c)er pop(\u0103)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>22 ianuarie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n       Cine ce-o avea cu g\u0103l\u0103\u021benii? \u0218i de ce s\u0103 le plou\u0103 lor cu buc\u0103\u021bi de obiecte&#8230; tocmai pe c\u00e2mp? Mersul pe strad\u0103 ori pe uli\u021b\u0103 n-o s\u0103-\u021bi dezv\u0103luie din bolta cereasc\u0103 mai mult de unghiul de vedere \u00eengr\u0103dit de diverse: case, copaci&#8230;. Iar ceea ce se vede este foarte departe. Nu pun la \u00eendoial\u0103 c\u0103 pe glia des\u021belenit\u0103 a c\u0103zut ce a c\u0103zut. E drept de sus. Din cer. Dar nu putea tulce\u0219teanul (din Tulce\u0219ti, ca s\u0103 risipim confuziile) s\u0103-l fi v\u0103zut de at\u00e2t de sus, nu i-ar fi intrat \u00een c\u00e2mpul vizual (tot c\u00e2mp) fiindc\u0103 altfel picajele de meteori\u021bi nu s-ar fi risipit \u00een apropiere, ci la cel pu\u021bin 10 km distan\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n        Cine o fi cosmosul \u0103sta \u0219i de unde at\u00e2ta grij\u0103 pentru p\u0103m\u00e2ntenii no\u0219tri? De ce acum 19.000 de ani s\u0103 fi transmis nu \u0219tiu ce \u0219i nu oricui, ci unor or\u0103\u0219eni de prin Apuradhapura? De ce acum 1.300 de ani au trimis p\u0103m\u00e2ntenilor \u00een general \u0219i iar nu se \u0219tie ce? Cum naiba tocmai un rus pe la 1929 a receptat un a\u0219a mesaj ecologist de parc\u0103 la zilele de azi se referea? Dar\u0103 mai mult de at\u00e2t, prevedea chiar \u0219i dec\u0103derea spiritual\u0103. A\u0219 vrea totu\u0219i s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg \u00een ce limb\u0103 s-a trimis marea \u00eengrijorare universal\u0103. S\u0103 mai \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2t? S\u0103 o spun p-aia dumnezeiasc\u0103: acum nou\u0103sprezece mii \u0219i ceva de ani nu exista nici m\u0103car cuv\u00e2ntul. Dup\u0103 Biblie. Dar\u0103mite oameni ca s\u0103 recepteze mesaje.<br \/>\n       Ipohondriile \u0219i obiceiurile australienilor ne \u00eendrept\u0103\u021besc s\u0103 nu-i credem pe cuv\u00e2nt, fie el dat de oameni de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 studio\u0219i. Din moment ce extratere\u0219trii nu sunt o certitudine, nici constatarea c\u0103 ei nu mai sunt nu poate sta \u00een picioare ca teorie. \u0218i nici scuza nu le poate da dreptate: c\u0103 de-aia n-am v\u0103zut vreunul.<br \/>\n        Toat\u0103 lauda pentru cei ajun\u0219i \u00een patrimoniul literar na\u021bional. La ce bun personal dac\u0103 recunoa\u0219terea vine abia la finalul vie\u021bii sau, \u0219i mai r\u0103u, dup\u0103 ce nu mai sunt?<br \/>\n        Mie nu-mi sun\u0103 \u00een alt mod experimentele cu \u00eenchipuiri omene\u0219ti de grup, altfel dec\u00e2t teoria universului-calculator. Creezi o fantom\u0103, o nume\u0219ti, \u00eei aloci o biografie, o memoreaz\u0103 grupul experimentator, ,,reac\u021bioneaz\u0103\u201d dup\u0103 un timp &#8211; de-alde b\u0103t\u0103i \u00een mas\u0103 ca la spiritism (ce-o fi fost \u0219i experimentul, nu tot spiritism?) -, se \u00eentrece \u00een r\u0103spunsuri la chem\u0103ri p\u00e2n\u0103 tr\u00e2nte\u0219te un subiect mucii \u00een fasole: ,,B\u0103, suntem s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i la cap? \u0102sta, Phillip, nu exist\u0103!\u201d (am parafrazat). \u0218i ,,moare\u201d fantoma. \u0218i zic \u0219i eu: unde poate ajunge mintea uman\u0103. \u0218i completez: la paroxism.<br \/>\n        Un r\u0103spuns pe care nu-l anticipam vine dintr-o legend\u0103 &#8211; real\u0103 sau nu, conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2t toate presupunerile despre trecut, imposibil de verificat chiar cu dovezi scrise -, conform c\u0103reia Adam \u0219i Eva erau doar a\u0219a, un punct de reper &#8211; s\u0103 nu fi fost chiar negri de prin junglele virgine ale Africii &#8211; ales la \u00eent\u00e2mplare, \u00eenainte-le P\u0103m\u00e2ntul fiind condus de vreo 72 de regi.<br \/>\n         \u0218tiu ce urmeaz\u0103. Saudi\u021bi, indieni, chinezi&#8230; \u021bigani, odat\u0103 ajun\u0219i \u00een Rom\u00e2nia nu mai pleac\u0103 \u0219i le cam fac via\u021ba de netrai rom\u00e2nilor. Azi dau o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ,,ajutor\u201d la o uzin\u0103 precum Dacia, m\u00e2ine sprijin\u0103 toat\u0103 \u021bara, iar poim\u00e2ine emit preten\u021bii de teritoriu.<br \/>\n        Tardiv din partea-mi. Am re\u021binut \u00eens\u0103 numele ce i-a secondat lui Shakespeare la nivel de percep\u021bie al crea\u021biei: Alexander Pope. L\u00e2ng\u0103 el dou\u0103 versuri din The Dunciad: ,,Prive\u0219te cre\u0219tinii, evreii, un singur sabat negru \u021bin\/ \u0218i tot Occidentul crede \u0219i doarme.\u201d. \u0218i o imagine destul de comun\u0103 cu a zilelor noastre, unde acela\u0219i Pope &#8211; ,,plagiat\u201d o dat\u0103 de Colardeau \u0219i apoi de Costache Conachi (Eloisa to Aberald) &#8211; este oripilat de faptele cardinalilor medievali ce au distrus \u0219i vandalizat statui \u0219i c\u0103r\u021bi ale figurilor clasice de zei \u0219i zei\u021be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>22 ianuarie 2023 Cine ce-o avea cu g\u0103l\u0103\u021benii? \u0218i de ce s\u0103 le plou\u0103 lor cu buc\u0103\u021bi de obiecte&#8230; tocmai<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20272"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20272"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20273,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20272\/revisions\/20273"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}