{"id":20211,"date":"2023-01-26T23:40:42","date_gmt":"2023-01-26T20:40:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20211"},"modified":"2023-01-26T23:40:42","modified_gmt":"2023-01-26T20:40:42","slug":"brigada-diverse-moata-e-o-fata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20211","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (M)oa\u021ba (e) (o) (f)at\u0103&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>16, 18 ianuarie 2023<\/strong><br \/>\n         De acas\u0103 cultura se vede diferit. Deta\u0219at. Nu conteaz\u0103 personajul c\u0103ruia \u00eei este dedicat evenimentul, nu import\u0103 c\u00e2t de bine \u0219i de la obiect discut\u0103 moderatorii, autorii \u0219i\/sau invita\u021bii ori de aiurea oricine. Nici ziua nu poate fi subiect de \u00eencr\u00e2ncenare. Bine m\u0103car c\u0103 se mai adun\u0103 vorbitorii de limb\u0103 rom\u00e2n\u0103 la c\u00e2te-o \u0219uet\u0103.<br \/>\n        Dar, de-l vre\u021bi vrea pe Eminescu supus timpului s\u0103u de facere, ve\u021bi \u00eent\u00e2mpina cel pu\u021bin trei-patru p\u0103reri. 20 decembrie &#8211; cerceta\u0219ii d\u00e2nd data \u00een urma unei declara\u021bii ,,pe proprie r\u0103spundere\u201d ca invita\u021bie a prietenilor la aniversare -, apoi 13 ianuarie &#8211; pe la R\u00e2mnic anul trecut -, chiar 14 prin arhivele cern\u0103u\u021bene ale gimnaziului, 15 ianuarie ales de Titu M. \u0218i chiar un 21 ianuarie pe certificatul de botez.<br \/>\n        Lui Marghiloman probabil c\u0103 nu i-ar p\u0103sa. \u0218i nu-i mai pas\u0103 care ce-o face din casa de oaspe\u021bi \u0219i din grajd. Da\u2019 memoria, istoria parc\u0103 pare \u00eentinat\u0103 c\u00e2nd ,,predestinezi\u201d viitorimii restaurant \u0219i cafenea, buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u0219i vreo \u0219ase camere \u00een locul unde regii c\u0103lcar\u0103. M\u0103car o urm\u0103 de demnitate s\u0103 mai fi l\u0103sat.<br \/>\n         Nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t de disp\u0103rut po\u021bi fi \u0219i ce sob\u0103 o fi aia care pite\u0219te o femeie &#8211; b\u0103nuiesc destul de \u00eenc\u0103lat\u0103 &#8211; beat\u0103, c\u00e2t s\u0103 agi\u021bi vecini \u0219i autorit\u0103\u021bi \u00een c\u0103utarea ei. Revenim la teoria defec\u021biunii televizorului: verifica\u021bi dac\u0103 este conectat la re\u021beaua electric\u0103. Mai pe rom\u00e2ne\u0219te: B\u0103, e b\u0103gat \u00een priz\u0103?<br \/>\n        \u00cel pierdusem pe Zelenski. Uitat \u00eentr-un con de umbr\u0103, p\u0103rea f\u0103r\u0103 importan\u021b\u0103. \u00cel scoaser\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 la lumin\u0103 din nou rachetele uciga\u0219e de pe la Done\u021bk. Motiv s\u0103 acuze din nou toat\u0103 lumea. \u00cen st\u00e2nga, \u00een dreapta, \u00een rus\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 primul acuzat de ,,teroare\u201d va fi din p\u0103cate el. Nu pricepe c\u0103 \u0219i achiesarea la r\u0103zboi, riposta din ap\u0103rare tot crim\u0103 se cheam\u0103.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\n       E complicat. Pe mine aragazul nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00een perioada \u00een care se face m\u00e2ncare. M\u0103 ia de la ,,linguric\u0103\u201d \u0219i-i fug din cale. Nocivul propus prin traducere de activenews neafect\u00e2ndu-m\u0103. De altfel, dac\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te nivelul de gaze nea\u0219teptat emanate, piuie avertizorul f\u0103r\u0103 de care nimeni, de un deceniu \u00eencoace, nu mai instaleaz\u0103 centrale termice. C\u00e2t prive\u0219te \u00eengrijorarea americanilor pentru daunele corporale, studio\u0219ii care au stat pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 aragaze au legat astmul copiilor, nu mai mult de 12%, de uzul acestora. Fals. Pot s\u0103 \u0219i dovedesc f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stau dup\u0103 fusta mamelor puradeilor. Gazele se ridic\u0103 prima dat\u0103 \u00een sus, ca \u0219i fumul. \u0218i netam, \u0219i nesam, nea P\u0103tru\u0219c\u0103 \u0103sta translatorul sare la g\u00e2tul expresiei (zice el) ,,legat de\u201d, recunosc\u00e2nd c\u0103 lui \u0219i maselor ziaristice le place de mor. Brusc vireaz\u0103 la crime, spune el, nedeclar\u00e2nd sursa, ombilical prinse (am ocolit&#8230;) de pantofii \u0219i apa pe care o beau criminalii. Vai! Aragazul din nou la putere, povar\u0103 pentru ,,negri, latino \u0219i gospod\u0103riile cu venituri mici\u201d. A\u0219a ce se potrivesc&#8230;. Ba! M\u0103 \u00eentreb totu\u0219i, de unde at\u00e2ta gaz c\u00e2nd prin filme &#8211; singura noastr\u0103 punte cu realit\u0103\u021bile americane &#8211; plitele electrice sunt la putere? P\u0103i de ce nu se interzice g\u0103titul alimentelor? De ce nu se interzic furnalele?<br \/>\n         B\u0103, m\u00e2nca-v-a\u0219! Panoul voltaic tot curent d\u0103. Cum veni\u021bi voi s\u0103 sus\u021bine\u021bi c\u0103 s-au g\u0103sit ni\u0219te de\u0219tep\u021bi care au construit o cas\u0103 care nu are nevoie de curent electric? Sunte\u021bi cu s\u0103n\u0103tatea mintal\u0103 \u00eentreag\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>16, 18 ianuarie 2023 De acas\u0103 cultura se vede diferit. Deta\u0219at. Nu conteaz\u0103 personajul c\u0103ruia \u00eei este dedicat evenimentul, nu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20211"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20211"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20212,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20211\/revisions\/20212"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}