{"id":20160,"date":"2023-01-18T00:46:28","date_gmt":"2023-01-17T21:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20160"},"modified":"2023-01-18T00:46:28","modified_gmt":"2023-01-17T21:46:28","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alicisi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20160","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alici\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Cam din pom \u00een copac \u0219i din hot\u0103 \u00een hot\u0103.<br \/>\n     Nuc era \u00eengr\u0103ditul lui Dan Rechinu. De acolo \u0219i de-alde ,,<strong>aluni\u021be<\/strong>\u201d, <strong>aluzive<\/strong>, pentru un text mai colorat \u0219i pe undeva mai aproape de mi\u0219toul pe care-l practic\u0103m indiferent de c\u00e2t de mare este perioada \u00een care nu ne vedem. Avem ,,glumele\u201d noastre.<br \/>\n        Despre hote c\u00e2nd le-o fi timpul. Adic\u0103 dup\u0103 ce-om parcurge 100 de metri. Tinichigerie.<br \/>\n         De la c\u00e2te un boier la altul. De la chermezele lui Chircu la micile \u0219uete \u0219i petreceri ale lui Cristi Gheorghiu. Al\u021bii se luar\u0103 la tr\u00e2nt\u0103 cu tabla dup\u0103 ce-i <strong>alocar\u0103<\/strong> lui L\u0103stun casa notarii. C-a\u0219a \u0219i-nainte <strong>alterna<\/strong> la dreptul de proprietar c\u00e2nd unul, c\u00e2nd altul. C\u0103 omul mai \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 \u0219i mai \u0219i pierde \u00een via\u021b\u0103. \u00cenainte-ne se puseser\u0103 pe a\u0219ternut tabl\u0103 \u0219i<strong> al\u0103miri<\/strong> cositore\u0219ti de burlane niscai \u021bigani cu p\u0103l\u0103rii de se-mpuiaser\u0103 la R\u00e2mnic \u0219i p\u0103c\u0103liser\u0103 destui. F\u0103cur\u0103 \u0219i treab\u0103, onorabil pentru c\u00e2t sunt de obicei de zg\u00e2rci\u021bi cu aliajul staniu-plumb, dovad\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een mare n-au fost probleme. Prea multe cotiri, dar \u0219i cl\u0103direa abund\u0103 de br\u00e2uri &#8211; ca jocurile Chindiei culese de la Jitia &#8211; \u0219i chi\u021bibu\u0219uri. Deloc u\u0219oare. M\u00e2ndrie mare pe me\u0219terii de la &#8211; s\u0103 nu emit vreo prostie, mai bine m\u0103 documentez &#8211; finalul secolului 19 (f\u0103r\u0103 a fi o certitudine), m\u00e2ndrie mare pe boier cu at\u00e2tea ,,gulere\u201d \u0219i ,,dantele\u201d. Ghinion pe me\u0219terii pu\u0219i s\u0103 muleze burlanele dup\u0103 ele, s\u0103 \u00een\u0219ire pe aticuri \u0219i orizontal, \u0219i vertical aplicele de zinc, pe cucuvelele rotunjite \u00een fel \u0219i chip. Aceea\u0219i lips\u0103 de noroc \u0219i pe reparatori la mai pu\u021bin de 10 ani de la remaierea cl\u0103dirii. Casa mare. Fiindc\u0103-n spate&#8230;. Vina consumatorilor \u0219i copacilor planta\u021bi &#8211; \u0219i unii, \u0219i al\u021bii &#8211; unde nu trebuie. Salcia l\u00e2ng\u0103 &#8211; nici nu-i \u0219tiu a-i zice &#8211; pridvorul cu geamuri &#8211; probabil c\u0103 mai st\u0103tea cucoana s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 ce lume se mai f\u00e2\u021b\u00e2ie prin parc pe aleea mare, cine mai trece \u00een sus \u0219i-n jos la \u0219i de la Centru -, mesele cafegiilor l\u00e2ng\u0103 cele dou\u0103 &#8211; singurele, cobor\u00e2ri de pe mai tot acoperi\u0219ul &#8211; burlane. Frunza, \u0219ase centimetri l\u0103sa\u021bi la mijlocul jgheabului \u00een form\u0103 de hexagon, ascuns de modelele zincate, pe pridvor, vreo doi pumni administra\u021bi (<strong>altoiau<\/strong> \u0219i c\u00e2nte-un picior &#8211; <strong>alungau<\/strong> astfel spiritele rele) &#8211; deh, cafeaua ridic\u0103 tensiunea -, c\u00e2teva g\u0103le\u021bi de ap\u0103 n\u0103r\u0103va\u0219e \u0219i ghea\u021b\u0103 ,,aruncate\u201d \u00een ,,saxofoane\u201d. ,,Sorine, vino, te rog, dac\u0103 po\u021bi, la mine la Jurnal.\u201d Dus, \u00eentors, f\u0103cut pl\u0103tit. Cel pu\u021bin la pridvor am tot fost de patru ori. De ultima dat\u0103 le-a s\u0103rit clien\u021bilor &#8211; ,,<strong>aman\u021bii<\/strong>\u201d la de-alde fufe un pic mai s\u0103rite de majorat, dar nu mult, ei trecu\u021bi de prima tinere\u021be &#8211; apa direct pe m\u00e2neci. Au sc\u0103pat totu\u0219i cu daune minore. La auzul puhoiului ce avea s\u0103 se dezl\u0103n\u021buie, jum\u0103tate de secund\u0103 le-a fost suficient\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 se fereasc\u0103. Altfel \u00eei f\u0103ceam leoarc\u0103. Gunoi mult pe jgheabul-albie, ap\u0103 clocit\u0103, un smoc dens de frunze r\u0103mase \u00een \u0219tu\u021b. Cine se g\u00e2ndea c\u0103 la ,,saxofonul\u201d felii se desprinsese deja lipitura \u0219i c\u0103 va \u021b\u00e2\u0219ni? Scuzele, de\u0219i nu trebuiau, au fost aduse la cobor\u00e2re. Din una ai de rectificat dou\u0103. Direct hol\u021b\u0219uruburi \u00een laterale. C\u0103 nu era nici locul \u0219i nici momentul de lipiri. ,,Deranjam\u201d&#8230;. Deodat\u0103 cu fa\u021ba s-au cerut \u0219i remedii pe la jgheaburile de mai sus, din aceea\u0219i zon\u0103 a pridvorului, o verificare, un al treilea cap\u0103t de burlan \u00een spate, aidoma celor din curte, introduse \u00een canalizare, spre curtea interioar\u0103, la sp\u0103l\u0103toria auto. \u00cen el am fost nevoi\u021bi s\u0103 ne \u00een\u021bep\u0103m cu un alt burlan, de nou, fiindc\u0103 cel vechi, pus tot de noi, dar arunc\u0103tor, cu alt\u0103 ocazie, curgea exact pe intrarea de la beci. \u0218i ea ulterior amenajat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cam din pom \u00een copac \u0219i din hot\u0103 \u00een hot\u0103. Nuc era \u00eengr\u0103ditul lui Dan Rechinu. 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