{"id":20093,"date":"2023-01-08T23:27:41","date_gmt":"2023-01-08T20:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20093"},"modified":"2023-01-08T23:27:41","modified_gmt":"2023-01-08T20:27:41","slug":"brigada-diverse-vin-la-casat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20093","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse – Vi(n) (l)a (c)asat"},"content":{"rendered":"

6 ianuarie 2023<\/strong>
\n Se n\u0103ruie\u0219te \u021bara, domnule! Dram\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103! De\u0219i mare, \u00eens\u0103 bine pr\u0103jit la soare, pare mic copil. \u0218i cine nu este \u00een fa\u021ba mamei? Care?, v\u0103 \u00eentreb: cea care odinioar\u0103 se droga? ori cea care a dat \u00een patima b\u0103uturii? S-o fi ,,cabrat\u201d (aveam o variant\u0103 eponim\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 una tot pe-aproape, ,,cabral\u201d, respectiv ,,ca Bran\u201d, ambele de ,,senza\u021bie\u201d, cum mai ,,\u00eendefinesc\u201d meseria\u0219ii rebusurile cu greutate)… nasol de i-a venit fiului s\u0103-\u0219i verse public oful.
\n Adic\u0103 s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 \u0219i Olgu\u021ba un ban, nu s\u0103 demonstreze cu ,,autentic…\u201d-ul ei c\u0103 e mai dihai dec\u00e2t super-hiper marketurile. De parc\u0103 nu tot ai ei le-au reinventat. Care lec\u021bie, doamn\u0103?
\n Cum pare o astfel de \u0219tire? Avion din Rom\u00e2nia, din borta capitalei, ajuns pe asfaltul Ungariei, \u00een m\u0103runtaiele sale budapestane. Pu\u021bin important motivul. Urgen\u021b\u0103, ne urgen\u021b\u0103 – dup\u0103 preceptele extremist-na\u021bionaliste -, n-avea ce c\u0103uta acolo! (Altfel la ce s\u0103 foloseasc\u0103 o atare \u0219tire?)
\n \u0218ti\u021bi ce sunte\u021bi? \u0218i nu sunt eu cel cu ideea. ,,Spirite \u00een costume de bio-corp.\u201d S\u0103 pricep \u0219i eu elucubra\u021bia lui Tiller: bio-corpul este materialul sau fabricantul?
\n \u0218i mai emitem preten\u021bia c\u0103 ne puteam de\u0219tepta a\u0219a, peste noapte. C\u0103 am reu\u0219it s\u0103 parvenim doar prin propriile sfor\u021b\u0103ri. Na de-acu 90 de ani fotografii cu drumuri pavate cu… gloduri de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, cu ,,Forduri\u201d pentru fiecare \u021b\u0103ran (program r\u0103mas \u00eenc\u0103 de pe timpul Cuzei restant) – recte c\u0103ru\u021bele -, cu puterea boului de pus la jug, slei\u021bi de ,,benzin\u0103\u201d c\u00e2t s\u0103 arate ca iacii. Numai coarnele de ei. \u021aoale…. S\u0103 fim serio\u0219i! (Ca-n Bachus parafraza: iote colea dimia, i\u021b\u0103relul, opincu\u021ba….)
\n Cineva \u0219i-a pus problema ,,disfunc\u021biilor\u201d pentru cei ce nu beau o lun\u0103 alcool. S\u0103 nu-\u0219i fac\u0103: sunt mai s\u0103n\u0103to\u0219i \u0219i mai capabili s\u0103 vad\u0103 via\u021ba a\u0219a cum este, nu deformat\u0103.
\n Am citit de cur\u00e2nd ce \u0219i c\u00e2t le p\u0103sa grecilor despre timp. Un ,,oarecare\u201d Spengler \u00eei ,,desfiin\u021ba\u201d (la fel pe Kant \u0219i un picu\u021b \u0219i pe Schopenhauer) pe considerentul nep\u0103s\u0103rii vizavi de istorie \u0219i ce vor l\u0103sa \u00een urm\u0103. \u0218i noi vorbim de laptop s\u0103pat \u00een piatr\u0103 acum en\u0219pe ani. Toate bune \u0219i frumoase, chiar \u0219i astfel, accept o ipotez\u0103, nu \u0219i pe a doua. Cum c\u0103 pe o latur\u0103 dou\u0103 g\u0103uri – pentru novici rotunde – ar fi porturi usb. S\u0103-mi arate \u0219i mie cineva stick-urile cu mufare cilindric\u0103.
\n De nu eram noi, unde ar fi ajuns Europa? Cea bogat\u0103, ai c\u0103ror cet\u0103\u021beni de la trei zv\u00e2rlituri de b\u0103\u021b se-mbuib\u0103 de o prea lung\u0103 perioad\u0103. S\u0103 ne sacrific\u0103m, s\u0103 economisim energie, poate-poate a\u0219a scade pre\u021bul la ei. Cum la noi nu s-ar putea \u00eent\u00e2mpla niciodat\u0103. \u0218i cum mai pu\u021bin\u0103 energie consumat\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103… pre\u021buri mai mari. De ce? Nu se opre\u0219te mori\u0219ca, turbina pe care o \u00eenv\u00e2rte apa, v\u00e2ntul merge necontenit. Nici \u0103i cu c\u0103rbunii nu procedeaz\u0103 altfel. Nu e ca la locomotivele cu ,,turb\u0103\u201d (nu prea suf\u0103r repeti\u021biile \u00een afara reprezentativului… ,,ba\u201d), mergi mai \u00eencet, bagi mai pu\u021bin pe foc – ,,Ioane, vezi c-au \u00eenchis \u0103ia de la R\u00e2mnic becurile. Las-o mai moale.\u201d – \u0219i nici \u0103ia cu centrala nuclear\u0103 nu scot din reactor barele cu uraniu dup\u0103 ce scoate Vasile televizorul din priz\u0103 (fiindc\u0103 \u00een frigider are berea). Ba abord\u00e2nd informa\u021biile, bag de seam\u0103 c\u0103 banii de pe construc\u021bia lor se duc pe apa grea a s\u00e2mbetei, multe \u021b\u0103ri dintre cele cu astfel de produc\u021bie tind s\u0103 treac\u0103 pe centrale electrice, Africa este aproape virgin\u0103, Australia e curat\u0103 ca lacrima, iar un stat ca Italia \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 au legisla\u021bie care interzicere folosirea \u0219i construirea de centrale nucleare. Deci: pentru cine ne zbatem? Pentru….
\n 23.03.2023. Dat\u0103 b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cuie pentru re-asaltul asupra omenirii. Vin iar\u0103 extratere\u0219trii s\u0103 ne cucereasc\u0103. De ce-or fi plecat? C\u0103 de \u00eenvins, dup\u0103 supozi\u021biile altui c\u0103l\u0103tor \u00eenainte-\u00eenapoi timp, pare c\u0103 reu\u0219iser\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 prea mari ,,b\u0103t\u0103lii\u201d. S-or fi plictisit? \u0218i-atunci: la ce back to the Earth?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

6 ianuarie 2023 Se n\u0103ruie\u0219te \u021bara, domnule! Dram\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103! De\u0219i mare, \u00eens\u0103 bine pr\u0103jit la soare, pare mic copil. \u0218i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20093"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20093"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20094,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20093\/revisions\/20094"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}