{"id":20063,"date":"2023-01-03T22:43:26","date_gmt":"2023-01-03T19:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20063"},"modified":"2023-01-03T22:43:26","modified_gmt":"2023-01-03T19:43:26","slug":"spatii-culturale-nr-25-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20063","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 25 (9)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Mircea BOSTAN<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/bostan.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/bostan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"131\" height=\"210\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18665 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 131px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 131\/210;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/bostan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"131\" height=\"210\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-18665\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>vindecat<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>d\u00e2nd cu larghe\u0163e din averea sa<br \/>\nvestitul specialist<br \/>\n\u00eel p\u0103gubi de boala orbului g\u0103inii ce-o purta<br \/>\nacum nababiza prin mahalale<br \/>\ncu \u0163an\u0163o\u015f pas<br \/>\npurt\u00e2nd pe cre\u015ftet p\u0103l\u0103rie cu nimb de catifea<br \/>\ntr\u0103g\u00e2nd cu gesturi \u00eendelung studiate din lulea<br \/>\nc\u00e2nta&#8230; z\u00e2mbind din buze \u0163uguiate<br \/>\ncu g\u00e2nd \u00eemb\u00e2rligat<br \/>\nla alt\u0103 ea&#8230;<br \/>\ndup\u0103 o via\u0163\u0103 doldora de nebunii<br \/>\ncu dragoste \u00een draci \u015fi-o cas\u0103 de copii<br \/>\nse hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103-arunce-n drum cu cele cununii<br \/>\n\u015fi s\u0103 declare ap\u0103sat<br \/>\nte p\u0103r\u0103sesc vetust\u0103 so\u0163ioar\u0103<br \/>\nnu mai miro\u015fi a farmec<br \/>\nnu te mai ml\u0103diezi<br \/>\nprecum vestitul Paganini<br \/>\npe vioar\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nmecanism imperfect<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>suntem un mecanism ceasornic<br \/>\nla doisprezece&#8230; sus<br \/>\nsc\u00e2ncim nevolnic<br \/>\npa\u015faportul existen\u0163ial<br \/>\nla est \u00een trei \u00eenmugurim plenar<br \/>\nla \u015fase d\u0103m \u00een rod<br \/>\n\u015fi desena\u0163i ca aripi<br \/>\nplan\u0103m prin via\u0163\u0103 suverani<br \/>\nla nou\u0103 rugini\u0163i<br \/>\nremodel\u0103m destinul infernal<br \/>\n\u015fi-ntr-un final de pi p\u0103trat<br \/>\nne metamorfoz\u0103m<br \/>\n\u00een era ve\u015fnicului ireal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nrecl\u0103dire<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ochii cerc de r\u0103t\u0103cire<br \/>\nrecompun tratat complet de geometrie<br \/>\ndin n\u0103ucele priviri<\/p>\n<p>m\u00e2na coasa lenevirii<br \/>\n\u00ee\u015fi despic\u0103 pitagoric<br \/>\nlanul de ne\u00eempliniri<\/p>\n<p>se nasc din talp\u0103 r\u00e2uri<br \/>\nc\u00e2nd se m\u00e2lesc dorin\u0163ele-n c\u0103lc\u00e2i<br \/>\n\u015fi alte Iliade \u015fi-Odisee<br \/>\nrenasc din capete de noi homeri tehui<\/p>\n<p>\u015fi-n noaptea irigat\u0103 de luceferi<br \/>\nse \u015fuier\u0103 un tren f\u0103r\u0103 de halt\u0103 printre voi<br \/>\nm\u0103 recl\u0103desc ca piramid\u0103<br \/>\ndin cele vechi din cele noi<\/p>\n<p>coagulat\u0103-n zale<br \/>\nepiderma tinere\u0163ii<br \/>\n\u00ee\u015fi n\u0103p\u00e2rle\u015fte printre capilare<br \/>\ns\u00e2ngele iubirii<br \/>\n\u00een acest r\u0103zboi.<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nnoaptea<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>noaptea<br \/>\nc\u00e2t\u0103 se mai deslu\u015fea<br \/>\nst\u0103tea ca proasta<br \/>\n\u00een universul acesta dr\u0103cesc<br \/>\nplantat cu kitsch<br \/>\n\u015fi&#8230; scuipa negur\u0103<br \/>\ndin fosta ei \u00eentindere&#8230;<br \/>\ndin c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd<br \/>\nmai silabisea c\u00e2te un sictir<br \/>\napoi&#8230; cr\u0103pa \u00een din\u0163ii de por\u0163elan ai lunii<br \/>\nvise&#8230;<br \/>\nse hlizea ca un polinom f\u0103r\u0103 solu\u0163ie<br \/>\ndup\u0103 ce oferea cadouri  atipice<br \/>\nadev\u0103rului \u2013 rana<br \/>\nzborului \u2013 fr\u00e2ngerea<br \/>\nb\u00e2rfei \u2013 imaginea&#8230;<br \/>\n\u015fi c\u00e2nd  se t\u0103iau felii de zi<br \/>\n                                     dezert\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nNicolae POGONARU<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/pogonaru-1-e1615817102676.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/pogonaru-1-248x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"248\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13981 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 248px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 248\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/pogonaru-1-248x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"248\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-13981\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 seara t\u00e2rziu<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>monoton pulseaz\u0103 v\u00e2ntul peste t\u00e2rg<br \/>\nm\u0103tur\u00e2nd betoane \u015fi asfaltul sur<br \/>\nultimele p\u0103s\u0103ri se retrag cu s\u00e2rg<br \/>\n\u015fi melancolia prinde non contur<\/p>\n<p>norii grei sucomb\u0103 pr\u0103v\u0103li\u0163i din cer<br \/>\nploaia cade trist\u0103-n gura de canal<br \/>\nvr\u0103bii zgribulite sub stre\u015fini disper<br \/>\nvijelia-ncepe dansul infernal<\/p>\n<p>dar sub copertin\u0103-n fa\u0163\u0103 la hotel<br \/>\no ultim\u0103 nunt\u0103 c\u0103 se intr\u0103-n post<br \/>\nmireasa-i timid\u0103 mirele rebel<br \/>\n\u015fi are ma\u015fin\u0103 \u015fi are \u015fi rost<\/p>\n<p>chiuie nunta\u015fii \u00een restaurant<br \/>\nde-mi vibreaz\u0103 totul \u00een apartament<br \/>\nmuzic\u0103 la maxim delir \u015fi neant<br \/>\nanotimpul toamna este-n noi prezent<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\npasaj<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>clorofila<br \/>\na plecat \u00een \u0163\u0103rile calde<br \/>\n\u00een copaci<br \/>\nseva curge invers<br \/>\nsoarele<br \/>\n\u015fi-a trimis raza ce arde<br \/>\n\u00een alt\u0103 parte de univers<br \/>\nfrunzele<br \/>\npicur\u0103 \u00een parcul municipal<br \/>\nruginite galbene pale<br \/>\no banc\u0103 de lemn<br \/>\nputreze\u015fte letal<br \/>\nsolitar\u0103<br \/>\n\u0163i se-a\u015fterne \u00een cale<br \/>\ndoar un c\u00e2ine<br \/>\nsc\u0103pat de hingheri<br \/>\ntraverseaz\u0103 aleea uitat\u0103<br \/>\nunde-i vara<br \/>\nparc-a fost ieri<br \/>\nsau parc\u0103 nu a fost<br \/>\nniciodat\u0103<\/p>\n<p>chiot de bugetar<br \/>\ng\u00e2ndindu-se la Fanar<\/p>\n<p>duce-m-a\u015f la Carrefour<br \/>\nnu s\u0103 cump\u0103r ci s\u0103 fur<br \/>\nc\u0103 n-am bani de la buget<br \/>\nca s\u0103 fac un zaiafet<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nvar\u0103 cu exces de zel<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>vara infernal\u0103<br \/>\nte ia de m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi te duce \u00een Cr\u00e2ng<br \/>\nf\u0103r\u0103 voia ta<br \/>\ns\u0103 sim\u0163i pu\u0163in\u0103 r\u0103coare<br \/>\ndar vai acolo<br \/>\np\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi obeliscul din granit<br \/>\ntranspir\u0103<br \/>\n\u00eennebuni\u0163i copiii alearg\u0103 haotic<br \/>\npe triciclete sau \u00een ma\u015finu\u0163e<br \/>\ncu baterii solare<br \/>\n\u00eentr-un labirint imaginar<br \/>\ndin care nu mai pot ie\u015fi<br \/>\nm\u0103micile plictisite<br \/>\n\u00ee\u015fi fac v\u00e2nt cu poalele rochiilor<br \/>\nsau cu evantaie ieftine din Gorbaciov<br \/>\napa lacului se \u00eempu\u0163ineaz\u0103 tot mai mult<br \/>\nb\u0103rcile cu pedale<br \/>\ndevin epave l\u00e2ng\u0103 debarcader<br \/>\np\u0103s\u0103rile \u00ee\u015fi pierd treptat glasul<br \/>\n\u015fi se ascund \u00een scorburi<br \/>\ncopacii &#8211; sentinele cu clorofila-n deriv\u0103 &#8211;<br \/>\nar intra \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt<br \/>\nde at\u00e2ta lumin\u0103<br \/>\ncaruselul din spa\u0163iul de joac\u0103<br \/>\nse-nv\u00e2rte obsedant<br \/>\ncentrifug\u00e2nd pre\u015fcolarii<br \/>\nmileniului trei<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nobtura\u0163ie <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>din mijlocul ora\u015fului<br \/>\nniciodat\u0103 nu po\u0163i vedea<br \/>\nlinia orizontului<br \/>\npoate de aceea te sim\u0163i<br \/>\nca un canar \u00een colivie<br \/>\nav\u00e2nd zborul<br \/>\ndoar \u00een memoria aripilor<\/p>\n<p>un coup d\u2019\u0153il<\/p>\n<p>trec \u00eencet fete pe strad\u0103<br \/>\n\u015fi se-admir\u0103 \u00een vitrine<br \/>\nla biseric\u0103 o bab\u0103<br \/>\ns-a oprit s\u0103 se \u00eenchine<\/p>\n<p>\u00een parcare perceptorii<br \/>\n\u00ee\u0163i iau banii pe pavaj<br \/>\ndoi aurolaci notorii<br \/>\ntocmai intr\u0103 \u00een sevraj<\/p>\n<p>f\u00e2nt\u00e2na artezian\u0103<br \/>\n\u00ee\u015fi trimite apa-n zbor<br \/>\n\u00eentr-un poster pe-o dughean\u0103<br \/>\nz\u00e2mbe\u015fte-un aviator<\/p>\n<p>\u0163\u0103ranii trezi\u0163i de noapte<br \/>\nstau la rand la tribunal<br \/>\ns\u0103 li se fac\u0103 dreptate<br \/>\nori la bal ori la spital<\/p>\n<p>c\u0103tre pia\u0163\u0103 trec saco\u015fe<br \/>\ns\u0103 se umple cu m\u00e2ncare<br \/>\nb\u0103tr\u00e2ni ca ni\u015fte fanto\u015fe<br \/>\nstau \u00een parc r\u0103sfoind ziare<\/p>\n<p>intersec\u0163ia se umple<br \/>\nde-un vacarm incandescent<br \/>\nc\u0103 era s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mple<br \/>\nde ma\u015fini un accident<\/p>\n<p>vreo c\u00e2\u0163iva \u015fomeri din urbe<br \/>\nla cafea \u015fi o \u0163igar\u0103<br \/>\nse \u00eentreab\u0103 cam pe unde<br \/>\nar fi mai bine ca-n \u0163ar\u0103<\/p>\n<p>un c\u0103\u0163el sc\u0103pat din les\u0103<br \/>\nurineaz\u0103 pe-o peluz\u0103<br \/>\n\u015fi alearg\u0103 f\u0103r-adres\u0103<br \/>\n\u00een lumea asta confuz\u0103<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\ndefini\u0163ie<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ora\u015ful<br \/>\nun mu\u015fchi miocardic uria\u015f<br \/>\nce ne pompeaz\u0103 zilnic<br \/>\nprin arterele \u015fi venele stradale<br \/>\ncu destina\u0163ii pentru plec\u0103ri \u015fi \u00eentoarceri<br \/>\np\u00e2n\u0103 la un moment dat<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nsecven\u0163\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>noaptea ca o lav\u0103 ciocolatie<br \/>\nse prelinge \u00een matri\u0163a ora\u015fului<br \/>\nc\u00e2inii latr\u0103 ca din craterul<br \/>\nunui vulcan \u00eendep\u0103rtat<br \/>\nfulgerele acustice ale ambulan\u0163elor<br \/>\nstr\u0103pung str\u0103zile<br \/>\n\u00een timp ce pas\u0103rea hipnotic\u0103<br \/>\na somnului<br \/>\n\u00ee\u015fi \u00eentinde aripile<br \/>\npeste omenirea obosit\u0103<br \/>\nde grija zilei de m\u00e2ine<\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/>\nIoana \u015eTEFAN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Cum se pune o \u0163ar\u0103 la cale <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(aceasta este o fic\u0163iune, orice asem\u0103nare cu realitatea este pur \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103toare) <\/p>\n<p>\u00cen biroul lui Jos\u00e9: Jos\u00e9 \u015fi Troian, poreclit Calul.<\/p>\n<p>Troian, disperat: Ce m\u0103 fac, m\u0103i, Jos\u00e9? Nenoroci\u0163ii \u0103\u015ftia de supu\u015fi nu m\u0103 mai vor. M-au dat afar\u0103 din<br \/>\n            palat! Cee m\u0103\u0103 faaac? (pl\u00e2nge \u015fi bate m\u0103runt din picioare) Vreau \u0163ara \u00eenapooooi! Jos\u00e9, fac<br \/>\norice pentru tine, \u015fi pentru Angelica, \u015fi pentru Marc, \u015fi pentru Viviana, \u015fi pentru Filip&#8230;, jur pe<br \/>\ncolacul meu de salvare \u015fi pe pupa c\u0103 fac orice!<br \/>\nJos\u00e9, calm: Lini\u015fte\u015fte-te, hai, nu fi copil! Ia s\u0103 vedeem&#8230; s\u0103 ve-dem&#8230; Deci te-au suspendat. E r\u0103u<br \/>\n pentru noi, dar nu e grav. Grav ar fi s\u0103 te demit\u0103. Asta-i musai s\u0103 \u00eempiedic\u0103m.  Urmeaz\u0103 un<br \/>\n referendum, nu?<br \/>\nTroian iritat: Da, la naiba!, da, \u015fi am informa\u0163ii confiden\u0163iale c\u0103 o s\u0103 voteze mul\u0163i contra mea. Foarte<br \/>\n mul\u0163i. Cum s\u0103 scap? Vreau \u00eenapooooi, la palaaat!!!<br \/>\nJos\u00e9, g\u00e2nditor: Mmdaa, bine-ar fi, mie-mi spui?! Cine-i mai de folos dec\u00e2t tine acolo? Nimeni!<br \/>\n Mmm, ia spune-mi, de obicei se \u00eenghesuie sfriji\u0163ii t\u0103i la vot sau cum st\u0103 treaba?<br \/>\nTroian, nel\u0103murit, apoi revoltat, cu fa\u0163a schimonosit\u0103: Nu prea se-nghesuie&#8230; c\u0103-s puturo\u015fi, istericii \u015fi<br \/>\n handicapa\u0163ii naibii! Neam de asista\u0163i social, pieri-le-ar s\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163a, c\u0103 m-am s\u0103turat de ei!!! Auzi<br \/>\n tu, s\u0103 m\u0103 umileasc\u0103 ei pe mine?! M-au suspendat, da\u2019  nu le-ajunge-at\u00e2t! Vor \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 demit\u0103!<br \/>\n Ce tupeu pe capul lor!!!<br \/>\nJos\u00e9, \u00eencruntat, apoi iluminat: Calm, calm, c\u0103-mi vine o idee! (se screme) Aaaa, aaa \u2026 aaasta eeee!<br \/>\nIdeea e c\u0103\u2026 Le impunem qvorum!!!<br \/>\nJos\u00e9 pune iute m\u00e2na pe telefon \u015fi sun\u0103. Voce sobr\u0103 \u015fi de sus: Auzi, Victora\u015f, ia fii tu atent! Ia un pix \u015fi<br \/>\nnoteaz\u0103 mare, s\u0103 nu ui\u0163i: la referendum trebuie s\u0103 fie qvorum, b\u0103iete, ai \u00een\u0163eles?! S\u0103 nu zici c\u0103 nu<br \/>\n\u0163i-am spus!!! E clar?! Qvorum!<br \/>\nVictora\u015f, intimidat: &#8211; Da, domnule! Qvorum, da\u2026 (\u00eencepe s\u0103 se dezmeticeasc\u0103) Domnule?!<br \/>\n Qvooorum??!! Da\u2019 adic\u0103 de ce?!<br \/>\n(Jos\u00e9 \u00eenchide, scurt, telefonul)<br \/>\n Victora\u015f: Alo! Alo! (dezam\u0103git)\u2026 Na, c\u0103 a-nchis! Qvorum?<br \/>\nJos\u00e9 pune telefonul pe birou \u015fi-l prive\u015fte satisf\u0103cut pe Troian: Ai v\u0103zut? Nici n-a fost greu. Dac\u0103 nu<br \/>\nvin lene\u015fii t\u0103i la vot, e\u015fti salvat! Poate facem \u015fi un pic de zarv\u0103 prin pres\u0103, c\u0103 \u201dvai, s\u0103r\u0103cu\u0163ul,<br \/>\nmititelul de Troian, vai, vai! ce adversari nemernici are!\u201d C\u0103 asta prinde la&#8230; cum \u00eei spune?! La<br \/>\nopinia public\u0103!<br \/>\nTroian, b\u0103nuitor, sceptic: Da\u2019 dac\u0103 de data asta vin mul\u0163i?! Dac\u0103-i prinde h\u0103rnicia \u015fi vin? C\u0103-s tare<br \/>\nporni\u0163i \u00eempotriva mea pro\u015ftii, \u015fi viermii \u015fi nevroticii dracului, c\u0103 i-a\u015f ciurui pe to\u0163i! (trage,<br \/>\nnervos, cu o mitralier\u0103 imaginar\u0103): Drrrumm, drruum, drrum, dum, dum!!! Ciumpalacii mamii<br \/>\nlor de jigodii!<br \/>\nJos\u00e9, pu\u0163in iritat: Ascult\u0103, amice! Eu am avut o idee, am luat o m\u0103sur\u0103&#8230; democratic\u0103, un pedacito<br \/>\nmin\u00fasculo discre\u0163ionar\u0103, dar nu bate prea tare la ochi, e&#8230; aproape legal\u0103. Mai departe te<br \/>\ndescurci tu \u00een felul t\u0103u. O s\u0103 vorbesc \u015fi cu ceilal\u0163i s\u0103 le spun c\u0103 ai jurat.<br \/>\nTroian, fum\u00e2nd agitat, vorbe\u015fte ca \u015fi cum ar fi singur: Dac\u0103 vin mul\u0163i? Dac\u0103 se face qvorum? Aoleu!<br \/>\n ,,Dac\u0103 voi nu m\u0103 vre\u0163i, eu v\u0103 vreau!\u201d Cine-a zis asta? Aa, eu, data trecut\u0103! Aoleu! Ce m\u0103 fac?!<br \/>\nDac\u0103 vin mul\u0163i acum?<br \/>\nJos\u00e9, nervos: F\u0103-i s\u0103 nu vin\u0103, ce-i a\u015fa de greu?! Ori a\u015ftep\u0163i s\u0103-\u0163i fac eu toat\u0103 treaba?!<br \/>\nTroian, ca trezit din somn: Boi-cot! Boicooot!!! Ooo, ce idee! Sunt salvat! O s\u0103 vorbesc cu Istvan s\u0103<br \/>\nm\u0103 ajute! \u015ei cu Vasilic\u0103&#8230; Stra\u015fnic! Qvorum plus boicot! Combina\u0163ia letal\u0103! Suntem geniali,<br \/>\nJos\u00e9 drag\u0103! \u00cempreun\u0103 suntem mor-tali! Suntem de\u2026 com\u0103! O s\u0103 aranjez cu oamenii mei din<br \/>\nadministra\u0163ie, s\u0103 \u00eencurce listele, s\u0103 le lase umflate cu mor\u0163i, cu r\u0103ni\u0163i, cu purcei, cu c\u0103\u0163ei, cu<br \/>\ng\u00e2\u015fte, cu berbeci, cu ce-o fi! S\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 \u015fi ei solu\u0163ii, c\u0103 de-aia i-am pus acolo. (Stinge \u0163igara,<br \/>\naprinde repede alta). Eu i-am pus, eu \u00eei bag la gherl\u0103 dac\u0103 n-o s\u0103 fac\u0103 ce le cer! \u015ei mai sunt \u0103ia,<br \/>\ncretinii, pardon, curtenii, cara\u015fii mei de \u00eencredere! Patru-s prin\u015fi cu minciogu\u2019 mic, da\u2019 las\u2019 pe<br \/>\nmine, c\u0103 mai prind vreo dou\u0103 caracude, v\u0103d eu \u2013 cu momeala, cu blinkeru\u2019, cu harponu\u2019!!!<br \/>\nYeeesss! Ol\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9! S\u0103 vin\u0103 referendumuuuul!!!! (R\u00e2de, cu capul pe spate, cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103)<br \/>\nH\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! V-am tras-o! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Jos\u00e9! (entuziast, \u00eel ia \u00een bra\u021be) Joos\u00e9\u00e9, mi-ai luat bolovanul<br \/>\nde pe inim\u0103!<br \/>\nJos\u00e9, aparte (,,care inim\u0103, drace?!\u201d), apoi cu plictis: Bine, bine! Bucur\u0103-te! M\u00e2ine vorbesc cu Angelica<br \/>\n\u015fi cu Viviana. Cu Marc \u015fi cu Filip aranjeaz\u0103 tu. \u015ei\u2026 (tu\u015fe\u015fte, se \u00eeneac\u0103, d\u0103 din m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 alunge<br \/>\nfumul) \u015fi stinge, amice, \u0163igara aia, c\u0103 s-a umplut biroul  de fum! Tu nu sim\u0163i cum pute?! Ce crezi<br \/>\ntu c\u0103-i \u0103sta, m\u0103, Troiene? Birou de \u00eenalt demnitar sau fundu\u2019 iadului?!<br \/>\nTroian, aplecat, cu m\u00e2na la piept: Pardon, scuze! Pute? O sting, c\u0103 pute! (strive\u015fte cu sete mucul) Uite,<br \/>\nam stins-o! Am-stin-s-o! Gata! (\u00cel pup\u0103 ap\u0103sat pe obraz, apoi \u0163op\u0103ie ca un satir \u00een jurul lui,<br \/>\nc\u00e2nt\u00e2nd ca la gr\u0103dini\u0163\u0103): ,,I-am ciuruiiit!\/ Io-s de neclintiiit!\/ I-am ciuruiiit!\/ Io-s de neclintiiit!\u201d<br \/>\nJos\u00e9, plat: Da\u2019 stai locului odat\u0103 \u015fi taci, c\u0103 m-ai ame\u0163it de cap!<br \/>\nTroian, \u00een pozi\u0163ia ,,drep\u0163i, cu m\u00e2na la chipiu\u201d: Tac \u015fi stau! Pardon: stau \u015fi tac! (\u00eencremene\u015fte-statuie,<br \/>\n\u00eengaim\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi mi\u015fte buzele): S\u0103 merg t\u00e2r\u00e2\u015f?!<br \/>\nJos\u00e9: Aaa, nu! Asta nu! Trebuie s\u0103 p\u0103str\u0103m impresia de verticalitate! Scoate u\u015for, ,,Troianul\u201d din<br \/>\nbirou, ca \u015fi cum statuia e pe rotile \u015fi-l \u00eempinge \u00een culise, \u00ee\u015fi bate palmele, semn c\u0103 a terminat cu<br \/>\nbine treaba. Se \u00eentoarce s\u0103 \u00eencuie u\u015fa, se \u00eentinde, casc\u0103 zgomotos, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 pun\u0103 m\u00e2na la gur\u0103. Se<br \/>\nscobe\u015fte \u00een nas. Din pragul u\u015fii, scuip\u0103 \u015fi r\u0103sufl\u0103 u\u015furat: Ptiu! Uuff! Am pus \u015fi \u0163ara asta la cale.<br \/>\nCe somn mi s-a f\u0103cut! Da\u2019nainte de somn (casc\u0103 iar), ar merge o votc\u0103! Sau o p\u0103linc\u0103?! Ooo, tu,<br \/>\nIvan! Ooo, tu, Jancsi! Ooo, ce bun e un Troian la casa omului!<br \/>\n         (Iese fredon\u00e2nd relaxat, mi\u0219c\u00e2ndu-\u015fi ostentativ fesierii: \u201dB\u00e9sameee, b\u00e9samee muuchoooo!\u201d&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Epilog: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Pe un nori\u015for alb, cu o tabl\u0103 de scris \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, Pitagora \u015fi Grigore al lui Moisil, \u00een straie albe, cu aripi \u015fi aureole de \u00eengeri,  fac socoteli: adun\u0103, scad, \u00eempart, \u00eenmul\u0163esc, \u015fterg, o iau de la cap\u0103t. <\/p>\n<p>Pitagora, oripilat: Ia te uit\u0103, frate, ce se petrece acolo, jos! \u00cen pofida calculelor noastre, Troian se<br \/>\n\u00eentoarce la palat! Cum vine asta?! Tu pricepi ceva? C\u0103 eu nu mai pricep nimic! Toat\u0103 aritmetica<br \/>\nmea e dat\u0103 peste cap!<br \/>\nGrigore al lui Moisil, meditativ: P\u0103i, da, c\u0103 aritmetica noastr\u0103 e divin\u0103, c\u00e2t\u0103 vreme nu intr\u0103 pe m\u00e2na<br \/>\ncelui r\u0103u, care-i suce\u015fte g\u00e2tul! Suciturii \u0103steia i se zice \u201epolitically correct\u201d \u015fi-i umbrela<br \/>\nocrotitoare a tuturor abuzurilor politice.<br \/>\nPitagora, prins \u00een  socoteli: Adic\u0103 aritmetica noastr\u0103 curat\u0103 nu mai e valabil\u0103?<br \/>\nGrigore al lui Moisil: Aritmetica noastr\u0103 curat\u0103 a fost viciat\u0103. \u0102\u015ftia, pe care \u00eei vezi, au \u00eemboln\u0103vit-o!<br \/>\nC\u0103 adun\u0103 de-mboulea capre cu oi, vaci cu mor\u0163i, cat\u00e2ri cu vii, cu orice, numai s\u0103 le ias\u0103 lor la<br \/>\nsocoteal\u0103. N-au limite. Fac un talme\u015f-balme\u015f din numere \u015fi din cuvinte, p\u00e2n\u0103 ruginesc \u015fi cifrele,<br \/>\n\u015fi cuvintele, ca s\u0103 ias\u0103 pe-a lor.<br \/>\nPitagora, contrariat: Deci au votat \u00eempotriva \u00eentoarcerii la palat vreo \u015fapte milioane \u015fi jum\u0103tate.<br \/>\nPentru \u00eentoarcere \u2013 vreo nou\u0103 sute de mii&#8230; \u015ei, totu\u015fi, se \u00eentoarce. Cum vine asta?! Nou\u0103 sute de<br \/>\nmii fac mai mult dec\u00e2t \u015fapte milioane \u015fi jum\u0103tate?! \u00cen ce baz\u0103 de calcul?<br \/>\nGrigore al lui Moisil, \u00een\u0163elept, explicativ: Simplu! \u00cen baza de calcul a nebuniei pentru avere \u015fi putere.<br \/>\n\u00cen baza de calcul a necuratului, unde r\u0103ul se \u00eenmul\u0163e\u015fte prin sine \u015fi tinde c\u0103tre infinit. C\u0103 din<br \/>\nalgoritmul \u0103sta lipse\u015fte infinitivul lung iubire. Vezi bine cum se calc\u0103 unii pe al\u0163ii \u00een copite \u015fi<br \/>\ncum se iau \u00een coarne&#8230; ca poseda\u0163ii de diavol. Au prelucrat cifrele \u00een laboratorul \u00eentunecat \u00een care<br \/>\nocupa\u0163iunea lor principal\u0103 e s\u0103 m\u0103sluiasc\u0103 istoria. Nu-i prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd fac asta. De ce te miri?!<br \/>\nPitagora, trist: \u015ei totu\u015fi, unde \u015fi cine stric\u0103 aritmetica noastr\u0103 curat\u0103?<br \/>\nGrigore al lui Moisil, cu \u00eengereasc\u0103 r\u0103bdare: Dragul meu frate, \u0103ia, c\u00e2\u0163iva, pe care-i vezi acolo jos:<br \/>\nJos\u00e9 cu nef\u00e2rta\u0163ii lui, plus curtenii lui Troian, plus legumele care-au boicotat la porunc\u0103. Bravo<br \/>\ncelor care s-au dus \u015fi au votat pentru \u00eentoarcere. M\u0103car \u015fi-au spus p\u0103rerea pe \u015fleau, n-au stat<br \/>\n\u00eencovriga\u0163i, cu capul plecat, cu genunchii la gur\u0103, care pe sub pat, care pe dup\u0103 draperii.<br \/>\nPitagora, \u015fi mai trist: Dac\u0103 socote\u015fti ca ei, pare corect. \u015ei totu\u015fi, e clar c\u0103 rezultatul lor \u00eenseamn\u0103\u2026<br \/>\nreducere a lumii la absurd!<br \/>\nGrigore al lui Moisil, pe g\u00e2nduri: A zis cineva c\u0103 diavolul poate fi uneori corect, dar nu e niciodat\u0103<br \/>\ncinstit. A\u015fa \u015fi cu mu\u015fteriii \u0103ia de jos, cu anturajul lui Troian: corectitudine tras\u0103 de p\u0103r, c\u00e2nd<br \/>\ncinstea lor tinde c\u0103tre zero. <\/p>\n<p>(Se \u00eentorc am\u00e2ndoi spre tabl\u0103 \u015fi recalculeaz\u0103 \u00een t\u0103cere deplin\u0103. Apoi scriu mare, pe tabl\u0103, fiecare c\u00e2te un cuv\u00e2nt: Totu\u015fi, pe cinstite, Troian este demis!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mircea BOSTAN vindecat d\u00e2nd cu larghe\u0163e din averea sa vestitul specialist \u00eel p\u0103gubi de boala orbului g\u0103inii ce-o purta acum<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":10070,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,328],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20063"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20063"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20064,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20063\/revisions\/20064"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10070"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}