{"id":20061,"date":"2023-01-03T22:34:31","date_gmt":"2023-01-03T19:34:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20061"},"modified":"2023-01-03T22:34:31","modified_gmt":"2023-01-03T19:34:31","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alidade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=20061","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alidade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Cum st\u0103tui \u00eenainte de miezul nop\u021bii de revelion s\u0103 \u00een\u0219ir&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Niscai pove\u0219ti veridice. S\u0103 nu uite lumea c\u0103 a tr\u0103it \u00eentr-o bun\u0103 zi.<br \/>\n        Traversez. Cu grij\u0103. Nebunia lui Eminescu, omul, a str\u0103b\u0103tut timpurile \u0219i s-a \u00eentrupat \u00een spiritul cet\u0103\u021benesc n\u0103valnic. A dat buzna \u00een fiecare r\u00e2mnicean urcat la volan \u0219i-l b\u00e2ntuie cu furia bolnavului \u00een criz\u0103. Degeaba trecerea de pietoni, degeaba ocolul lui Vlahu\u021b\u0103 de \u00eencetinire, \u00eei apuc\u0103 turbarea, mai s\u0103-\u021bi ra\u0219cheteze c\u0103lc\u00e2iele, s\u0103-\u021bi ia (\u00een) buiestru car\u00e2mbii, s\u0103 te pun\u0103 la&#8230; p\u0103m\u00e2nt (c\u00e2t asfalt s\u0103 fie p\u00e2n\u0103 la el?). S\u0103 nu coboare pun\u00e2ndu-\u0219i m\u00e2inile \u00een cap pentru nenorocirea provocar\u0103, ci s\u0103 porneasc\u0103 c\u0103piat c\u0103 i te-ai pus \u00eenainte. Vai, R\u00e2mnicule, ce podoabe ai crescut! Mai bine \u021bi-i <strong>alienai<\/strong> din fa\u0219\u0103, \u00eei <strong>aliniai<\/strong> pe dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri \u0219i-i \u00eenchideai undeva departe&#8230;.<br \/>\n        La soacra lui Gigi n-am f\u0103cut mai mult de-o vizit\u0103, n-am dat la m\u00e2n\u0103 mai mult de-o foaie \u0219i n-am dat ocol casei mai mult de-o tur\u0103. Numai curiozitatea m-a \u00eempins s\u0103 v\u0103d ce nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 exist\u0103 \u0219i era bine ascuns de tufele p\u0103rcule\u021bului de odinioar\u0103 al Igo-ului, prin care ne mai ascundeam de-o boac\u0103n\u0103 copil\u0103reasc\u0103. O c\u0103su\u021b\u0103 de lemn pe dinafar\u0103, h\u00e2it\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103 par\u0103 c\u0103 acu-acu pic\u0103 la cea mai mic\u0103 suflare de v\u00e2nt. Nici prin cas\u0103 nu st\u0103teau toate drepte precum solda\u021bii la onor \u00een fa\u021ba lui Iohannis (!) &#8211; mai pic\u0103 \u0219i pe-acolo c\u00e2te unul -, din ce a z\u0103rit ochiul furi\u0219at indiscret: <strong>almarul<\/strong> avea \u00eenclina\u021bii pisaniene, tocurile se geometrizau paralelogramic \u0219i-n dosul camerei <strong>almeele<\/strong> de pe carpet\u0103 pluteau \u00een deriv\u0103.<br \/>\n        Pove\u0219ti, totu\u0219i. O \u00eenfloritur\u0103 e permis\u0103 \u0219i ici-colo d\u0103 sens at\u00e2tor pagini. Despre caracterul <strong>alodial<\/strong> al propriet\u0103\u021bii nu v\u0103 pot spune mai nimic. Toat\u0103 cl\u0103direa l\u00e2ng\u0103 care s-a lipit &#8211; de aceea a \u0219i r\u0103mas \u00een picioare &#8211; a fost na\u021bionalizat\u0103 \u00eenainte vreme veac trecut. Ce \u0219tiam, fiindc\u0103 mai intrasem \u0219i se vedea destul de bine de pe strad\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een str\u0103funduri (la gardul IGCL-ului &#8211; c\u0103-l prinsese tot r\u00e2mniceanul \u0219i a\u0219a), era o magazie \u00een acel loc \u0219i nicidecum o ,,cas\u0103 de oameni\u201d. \u00cens\u0103 timpurile vin \u0219i pleac\u0103, iar indivizii (acei ipochimeni mai de elit\u0103 sau insignifian\u021bi) au mania schimb\u0103rii. Asta a \u00eencercat \u0219i madam Viorica (nici nu v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi c\u0103 m\u0103 strofoc de la prima liter\u0103 s\u0103 g\u0103sesc numele \u0219i exact c\u00e2nd am zis madam a ie\u0219it \u0219i vrabia din&#8230; minte), respectiv tata \u0219i mai cu seam\u0103 Cristi, trudaciul ce a stat ca vai de mama lui (expresia, arz-o focul!). \u00cengust\u0103 \u00een baz\u0103 casa, \u021bugui acoperi\u0219ul, v\u0103lurit \u0219i incert. Au dat ce au avut mai bun \u0219i i-au pus un chipiu de zincat\u0103 ambutisat\u0103 de nu se a\u0219tepta nimeni. \u0218i vreo dou\u0103 jghebule\u021be, \u0219i vreo dou\u0103 burl\u0103na\u0219e. Ca s\u0103 arate precum c\u0103su\u021ba bunicii din p\u0103dure.<br \/>\n          Privatizare, deci, popula\u021bie momit\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i lase serviciul la stat \u0219i s\u0103 angajeze \u00een ini\u021biative proprii. Unii \u00eens\u0103 aveau \u00een s\u00e2nge tranzac\u021biile personale, se ,,<strong>alintau<\/strong>\u201d &#8211; dac\u0103 m\u0103 iau dup\u0103 limbajul ,,cum\u0103trului\u201d Matei &#8211; \u00eenc\u0103 din perioada socialist\u0103 cu mici trocuri din avu\u021bia ,,oropsitului popor\u201d, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u00e2nd comer\u021bul p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultima le\u021bcaie. A ta, stoars\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mil\u0103 pentru nimicuri. N-o s\u0103-l acuz pe nea Gheorghi\u021b\u0103 de nimic, s-a descurcat fiecare cum a \u0219tiut \u0219i i s-au prescris micile g\u0103in\u0103rii, scuzabile \u00een anii c\u00e2nd ajunsesem s\u0103 saliv\u0103m dup\u0103 o stor\u0219it\u0103 portocal\u0103 \u0219i nu ne f\u0103cea pielea doi bani dup\u0103 ore \u00een \u0219ir petrecute la cozi sau \u00een frig pe la \u00eentreprinderi. Din \u0219oferie, c\u0103-l ajunseser\u0103 \u0219i pe el drumurile \u0219i-i sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2iau planetarele, \u0219i-a propus s\u0103 se fac\u0103 colo v\u00e2nz\u0103tor la propria afacere. Bombonele, p\u00e2inic\u0103, z\u0103h\u0103rel \u0219i ulei&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cum st\u0103tui \u00eenainte de miezul nop\u021bii de revelion s\u0103 \u00een\u0219ir&#8230;. Niscai pove\u0219ti veridice. S\u0103 nu uite lumea c\u0103 a tr\u0103it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20061"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20062,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20061\/revisions\/20062"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}