{"id":19981,"date":"2022-12-27T11:17:56","date_gmt":"2022-12-27T08:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19981"},"modified":"2022-12-29T02:05:55","modified_gmt":"2022-12-28T23:05:55","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aliceam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19981","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aliceam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>           Ne <strong>alien\u0103m<\/strong> definitiv. Dup\u0103 fiecare nebun voia&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Bun\u0103oar\u0103 client. Bun\u0103oar\u0103 \u00eentreprinz\u0103tor. Cei doi privindu-ne cum ne chinuie talentul. M\u00e2inile \u00een s\u00e2n, privirile \u00een sus. Repro\u0219uri de acolo. Scuze de jos. ,,Adu-ne c\u00e2teva sc\u00e2nduri ca s\u0103 le a\u0219ternem peste tabla pus\u0103 cum s-a putut peste&#8230;\u201d magazia confec\u021bionerului \u0219i\/sau &#8211; probabil &#8211; \u0219i un \u021b\u00e2r de toalet\u0103, vestiar &#8211; n-am re\u021binut. M\u0103 mir cum de o <strong>alipir\u0103<\/strong> \u00een a\u0219a hal de cl\u0103dire \u0219i cum au reu\u0219it s\u0103 monteze tabla cutat\u0103 at\u00e2t de prost. Din s\u0103r\u0103cie sau la sugestia ticluitorilor. Referire la sc\u00e2ndurile una da, vreo trei ba \u0219i la capetele t\u0103iate str\u00e2mb ale tablei. Nu tu hol\u021b\u0219uruburi \u00eenfipte corespunz\u0103tor, nu tu suficiente \u0219i unde le-ar fi fost locul, nu tu pant\u0103. Nou\u0103 ne-a convenit, era bomboan\u0103 la pus scara peste \u0219i coco\u021bat. <strong>Alunec\u0103<\/strong> pu\u021bin orice la\u0219i \u00een a\u0219teptare \u0219i sc\u00e2ndurile cerute puteau primi, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ni se repro\u0219eze, c\u00e2te un cui de fixare, de astupat ulterior cu hol\u021b\u0219urub. <strong>Alungam<\/strong> astfel orice team\u0103. Jos. Sus era alt\u0103 poveste. Pozi\u021bia cu spatele la scar\u0103, \u00eentinderile p\u00e2n\u0103 la locurile mai pu\u021bin accesibile, praful str\u00e2ns ciurd\u0103 \u00eentre astereal\u0103 \u0219i rigips, greutatea rigipsului, hol\u021b\u0219uruburile care nu se mai puteau desfileta, paziile, frontoanele \u0219i resturile de tabl\u0103 mai lungi, m\u0103sur\u0103torile pentru t\u0103ierile \u00een triunghi, adaosul pentru prive\u0219tire, locurile de fixare pe b\u00e2jb\u00e2ite, pe \u00eensemnatelea, pe ratare &#8211; dac\u0103 astupi semnele, nu se mai <strong>alicesc<\/strong> corespunz\u0103tor, orice abatere de la ele te scoate din nivelul de siguran\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 la vreo pal\u0103 mai puternic\u0103 nu \u00eencep foile s\u0103 fluture ca frunza-n v\u00e2nt -, bine\u00een\u021beles pe \u0219i prin rigipsul cu care tot frontonul fusese de asemenea placat. Alte \u0219i alte \u00eentreb\u0103ri-repro\u0219uri pentru neinspira\u021bia de a \u00eenfunda podul cu un astfel de material ultra influen\u021babil la ap\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103ldur\u0103 excesiv\u0103. Dat\u0103 lucrarea la ro\u0219u, la propriu, dup\u0103 culoare.<br \/>\n          Alta. Tot la Gigi. Un cot de central\u0103 ce a necesitat ,,sculptarea\u201d \u00een gardul vecin cu curtea ,,turcaletului\u201d ce s-a \u00eentins cu afacerea ca sosul de \u0219aorma pe care o vinde altor \u00eentuneca\u021bi, altminteri proprietatea CAR-ului ora\u0219\/profesori.<br \/>\n          Acoperi\u0219ul pe casa de locuit\/coafor-frizerie mai acu. Tabla. Se vede de la strad\u0103 c\u0103 e nou\u0103, c\u0103 grinzile\/c\u0103priori, de at\u00e2ta amar de ani, au devenit concave \u0219i tabla modelat\u0103 \u00een p\u0103r\u021bi mai mari, dup\u0103 ele, pare pe alocuri mototolit\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 mai mult nu se putea face. De furc\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 a fost \u0219i cu sc\u00e2ndura m\u00e2ncat\u0103 de g\u0103rg\u0103ri\u021be, de mustirea apei pe la \u00eencheieturile vechii table, \u0219i cu copacul de la col\u021bul casei, r\u0103\u0219chirat peste aproape toat\u0103 partea din fa\u021b\u0103, de ra\u0219chetat cu drujba p\u00e2n\u0103 la nivelul nostru de \u00een\u0103l\u021bare &#8211; gluma cu ziarul uzat\u0103 la momentul oportun -, \u0219i cu aluviunile sedimentate \u00een jgheabul montat cu doar doi ani \u00een urm\u0103, \u0219i cu lumea nebun\u0103 care, de\u0219i auzea bine c\u0103 ne d\u0103m duhul t\u0103ind \u0219i arunc\u00e2nd pe trotuar crengile, nu se sinchisea s\u0103 mearg\u0103 mai aproape de margine, aproape de bordur\u0103, cu \u0219anse foarte mici s\u0103 ajung\u0103 <strong>alicele<\/strong> de lemn \u0219i tufele desc\u0103rnate de pe platan p\u00e2n\u0103 la ei. Iar pe spate panta abrupt\u0103 \u0219i leg\u0103tura cu tabla veche \u0219i acoperi\u0219ul. O caplama g\u00e2ndit\u0103 cu picioarele de ,,me\u0219terii\u201d dulgheri, cu diferen\u021be inexplicabile de \u00een\u0103l\u021bime \u0219i lipsa unei grinzi exact la \u00eembinare. Ca s\u0103 nu mai fim <strong>amabili<\/strong> cu predecesorii \u0219i s\u0103-i facem \u00een fel \u0219i chip \u00een lips\u0103. S\u0103 ne pierdem timp cu opera\u021biuni de \u00eencercare de uniformizare, ba pe sus, ba din pod, f\u0103r\u0103 rezultate uluitoare, de\u0219i efortul fizic de ridicare era epuizant. Sco\u021bi limba precum c\u00e2inele de sete pe dogoarea cea mai mare. S\u0103 trec la catastif c\u0103 eram nevoi\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 circul\u0103m printre clien\u021bii terasei pentru cine \u0219tie ce nevoie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ne alien\u0103m definitiv. Dup\u0103 fiecare nebun voia&#8230;. Bun\u0103oar\u0103 client. Bun\u0103oar\u0103 \u00eentreprinz\u0103tor. Cei doi privindu-ne cum ne chinuie talentul. 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