{"id":19921,"date":"2022-12-22T22:16:19","date_gmt":"2022-12-22T19:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19921"},"modified":"2022-12-22T22:16:19","modified_gmt":"2022-12-22T19:16:19","slug":"brigada-diverse-mersi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19921","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Me(r)si!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>22 decembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n        \u0218i tata tot pe baricadele revolu\u021biei a c\u0103zut. Pe ale celei industrial-capitaliste.<br \/>\n        Mirarea, surprinderea&#8230;. Copii, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, de la \u021bar\u0103, bine\u00een\u021beles, dar plimba\u021bi \u00eenainte de ini\u021biativele comunale din apropierea R\u00e2mnicului. O astfel de ,,excursie cultural\u0103&#8221; devenit\u0103 \u0219tire (v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi pu\u021binul ineditului la noi: \u021b\u00e2n\u021barul transformat \u00een arm\u0103sar). De\u0219i se prea poate ca ,,primarii&#8221; s\u0103 nu fi vizitat Bucure\u0219tii p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, chiar dac\u0103 v\u0103zur\u0103 fa\u021ba Europei de nenum\u0103rate ori. Un singur efect ar fi putut avea descinderea &#8211; de ar fi fost educa\u021bi cu sim\u021bul m\u0103sur\u0103rii: postarea pe scala calit\u0103\u021bii a tot ce \u00eenmagazinaser\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la momentul ,,crucial&#8221; al vie\u021bii lor.<br \/>\n       Mi-e imposibil s\u0103 asimilez missurile. Nu \u00een\u021beleg unde s-a produs jonc\u021biunea \u0219i de ce o fost\u0103 aleas\u0103 guatemalez\u0103 poate s\u0103 ajung\u0103 fran\u021buzoaica a dint\u00e2i la frumuse\u021be.<br \/>\n       E b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie. Am totu\u0219i condescenden\u021b\u0103 pentru angajatul statului rom\u00e2n. Pentru cel angajat s\u0103 presteze \u0219i chiar presteaz\u0103. Un an \u00een sistem echivaleaz\u0103 cu toat\u0103 cariera: cea nesf\u00e2r\u0219it\u0103 la evaluarea pentru pensionare. Nu to\u021bi merit\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eencheie stagiul de&#8230; &#8211; eram dispus s\u0103 folosesc cotizarea &#8211; satisfacere a profesiunii, doar cei ale c\u0103ror condi\u021bii decente mintale s-au preschimbat \u00een calvar. Compara\u021bia jurnalistic\u0103 eviden\u021bia extraterestria explicabil\u0103 a lui Messi raportat\u0103 la poli\u021bi\u0219tii rom\u00e2ni sco\u0219i la pensie. Bine\u00een\u021beles, leaturi.<br \/>\n         Ce, difuzorul nu tot gur\u0103 face? Dou\u0103 tobe, un bici \u0219i vreo doi zdrahoni url\u00e2nd natural Plugu\u0219orul produc mai mul\u021bi decibeli dec\u00e2t orice r\u0103g\u0103lie portabil\u0103 din comer\u021b. \u0218i nu-i u\u0219or s\u0103 cari dup\u0103 tine c\u00e2teva kilograme de watti. A\u0219a c\u0103, dragi concet\u0103\u021beni deranja\u021bi, bucura\u021bi-v\u0103 c\u0103 nu v\u0103 colind\u0103 maneli\u0219tii cu XA-urile.<br \/>\n         Acu cic\u0103-i la nu-\u0219&#8217; c\u00e2\u021bi kilometri, acu la cea mai mic\u0103 distan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i mai apoi c\u0103&#8230; \u00een o sut\u0103 de ani n-o s\u0103 ne mai deranjeze deloc. Afurisit meteorit cum vine \u0219i se duce \u0219i s-ar putea \u00eentoarce. Ce l-o m\u00e2na-nainte \u0219i-napoi?<br \/>\n         \u021aintesc elefan\u021bii ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 praf puricele. Cam asta este tehnica prin care marii americani produc energie ca soarele. Se ia un ,,bob de piper&#8221; \u00een care se \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103desc atomi de hidrogen, se monteaz\u0103 200 de lasere, a\u0219a cam c\u00e2t stadioane de fotbal ale Olimpiei R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat. Bombardament, frate. Fuziune, nene. 100 de milioane de grade celsius, vere! P\u0103i nu mai bine ne-ar \u00eenc\u0103lzi energia consumat\u0103 de uria\u0219ul dispozitiv \u00eenc\u0103 o mie de ani?<br \/>\n         Am renun\u021bat s\u0103 mai v\u0103d \u00een mintea omului genialitatea. E curat\u0103 prostie \u0219i degradare. Hipnoz\u0103 sau nu, om \u00een toat\u0103 firea \u0219i facult\u0103\u021bile doctorale ar putea s\u0103 vad\u0103 c\u0103 unele no\u021biuni nu pot fi sus\u021binute logic. Extratere\u0219trii, dumnezeu \u0219i c\u0103l\u0103toriile \u00een timp sunt no\u021biuni cu totul abstracte, nedemonstrate \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219i imposibile oric\u00e2nd de c\u00e2nd dori\u021bi \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi c\u0103 o va mai duce omenirea pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. \u00centre toate datele prezentate, conexiunea dintre primele dou\u0103 sunt \u0219i mai gogonate: extratere\u0219tri care nu cred \u00een dumnezeu.<br \/>\n        Pentru o mai bun\u0103 probare a debilit\u0103\u021bii instalate la oameni, prezent\u0103m un nou clarv\u0103z\u0103tor &#8211; n-am s\u0103 uzez ca propagatorii de informa\u021bii ,,inedite&#8221; nostradamusismul &#8211; care, ,,cit\u00e2ndu-l pe Dumnezeu&#8221;, manipuleaz\u0103 cu ,,previziuni&#8221; ca ,,robo\u021bi care s\u0103 arunce oamenii \u00een \u0219omaj&#8230;.&#8221; \u00eenainte de anun\u021bul fabric\u0103rii prototipului Optimus muskalian. Tatic\u0103 Athos, brazilianule, c\u00e2nd vor ap\u0103rea robo\u021bii ca lucr\u0103tori, \u0219omajul va disp\u0103rea ca \u0219i concept. Se vor legifera \u0219i statua doar ca ,,lucr\u0103tori industriali&#8221; robo\u021bii, iar omul va deveni liber de munc\u0103. Iaca, bre, profe\u021bie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>22 decembrie 2022 \u0218i tata tot pe baricadele revolu\u021biei a c\u0103zut. Pe ale celei industrial-capitaliste. Mirarea, surprinderea&#8230;. 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