{"id":19900,"date":"2022-12-22T00:13:53","date_gmt":"2022-12-21T21:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19900"},"modified":"2022-12-22T00:13:53","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T21:13:53","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alezand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19900","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alez\u00e2nd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>      C\u00e2t malul, c\u00e2t casa, z\u0103pada rupe pe unde se las\u0103 a\u0219ternut\u0103, \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103, prelins\u0103.<br \/>\n      \u0218i-a \u021binut un an, l-a l\u0103sat \u0219i pe-al doilea, \u0219i al treilea s\u0103 se scurg\u0103. P\u00e2n\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se descuameze acoperi\u0219ul, ba de-o flor\u0103rie, ba de-o ,,\u0219indril\u0103\u201d de tegola \u0219i a cerut interven\u021bia noastr\u0103. Le ploua \u00een cap de sus. ,,Nea Sandule, mata cu b\u0103ie\u021bii ce ne mai <strong>alina\u021bi <\/strong>durerile. Hai, bre, s\u0103 facem jgheaburile \u0219i burlanele. M\u0103 plou\u0103, bre, de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd trec prin spate.\u201d \u00ce\u0219i l\u0103sase un gang \u00eentre terasa \u00eenchiriat\u0103 \u0219i sala de internet, pentru a accede la partea de cas\u0103 din spate unde locuiser\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 cumpere un alt imobil, s\u0103-l renoveze \u0219i s\u0103 se mute. Cum ne place s\u0103 ne ,,<strong>alint\u0103m<\/strong>\u201d cu cunoscu\u021bii, am f\u0103cut pe salvatorii de situa\u021bie, mai dihai dec\u00e2t ne periaser\u0103 Gigi \u0219i so\u021bia: ,,F\u0103r\u0103 noi&#8230;\u201d. Nici m\u0103car noi nu eram siguri c\u0103 vom reu\u0219i, de\u0219i ne \u00eemp\u0103unaser\u0103m cu vitejia \u0219i priceperea la cote maxime. Etajul ne punea destule probleme: \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea \u0219i locul neprielnic plimb\u0103rii sc\u0103rii dup\u0103 voie. Deci&#8230;. Chin pe m\u00e2ini, picioare, trup \u0219i cap, pe via\u021ba noastr\u0103. Contorsiuni dup\u0103 salcie, dup\u0103 gard, dup\u0103 cl\u0103dire. \u0218i dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00een\u0219el, avur\u0103m de \u00eenfipt \u00een poale \u0219i niscai c\u00e2rlige lips\u0103. Dalt\u0103 \u0219i ciocan \u2013 uneori nenimerind cap\u0103tul de b\u0103taie, ci mu\u0219chiul dintre police \u0219i index; sufli, masezi, execu\u021bi mi\u0219carea indicat\u0103 \u00een \u0219coala de muzic\u0103 de profesorul de vioar\u0103, din poign\u00e9, cau\u021bi din vorbe <strong>alin\u0103ri<\/strong> din \u00eenjurat \u0219i promisiune de\u0219art\u0103 c\u0103 te la\u0219i de meserie (cine ne-o fi pus s\u0103 ne <strong>al\u0103pt\u0103m<\/strong> de la s\u00e2nul tinichigeriei?, neamul lui de&#8230;); z\u0103darnice; vindecare dup\u0103 n zile -, fant\u0103 \u00een \u0219or\u021b, gaur\u0103 aproape de \u00eendoitura c\u00e2rligului, p\u0103trundere \u00eengreunat\u0103 de cuiele de prindere a \u0219or\u021bului, h\u00e2ial\u0103 \u00een toate direc\u021biile, reu\u0219it\u0103, cui de 10, nimerire a grinzii din pozi\u021bie piezi\u0219\u0103. Dar cu ce pre\u021b. T\u0103ieturi &#8211; noroc de nenum\u0103ratele <strong>alexine<\/strong> din serul sangvin, altfel r\u0103m\u00e2neam cu \u0219an\u021buri \u00een toate locurile posibile ale palmei, bra\u021belor \u0219i antebra\u021belor, r\u0103ni deschise pe vecie -, ra\u0219chet\u0103ri de piele pe spate \u0219i fa\u021b\u0103, pe picioare, ochi aproape sco\u0219i sau injecta\u021bi cu \u0219pan chiar \u0219i din nevinovatul v\u00e2nt ce ,,adie&#8221; ,,bl\u00e2nd&#8221; de la trei-patru metri \u00een sus. E \u0219i asta o \u00eentrebare ce mi-a r\u0103s\u0103rit spontan \u00een bibilic\u0103: cam c\u00e2t de sus a\u021bi fi dispu\u0219i s\u0103 urca\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 sta\u021bi?; de echilibru pe pant\u0103 ce p\u0103rere ave\u021bi, v-a\u021bi vedea c\u0103ut\u00e2nd perpendiculara corpului pe sol timp de, s\u0103 zicem, 30 de minute?; ce m\u0103sur\u0103 de siguran\u021b\u0103 a\u021bi lua c\u00e2nd a\u021bi sim\u021bi c\u0103 talpa \u00eencepe s\u0103 alunece f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se opreasc\u0103? Treac\u0103-mearg\u0103 prima dat\u0103 la Gigi pe sala de internet. De la \u0219ase metri, nivelul capului i\u021bit dintre umerii \u00een\u0103l\u021ba\u021bi deasupra corpului \u00een\u021bepenit incomod pe scar\u0103, c\u0103z\u0103tura, f\u0103r\u0103 obstacole \u0219i mai ales obiecte contondente, te bag\u0103 ni\u021bel \u00een spital sau scapi doar cu luxa\u021bii ori numai o spaim\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2teva julituri. Dac\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea cea mai mic\u0103 este \u0219ase metri \u0219i acolo sunt v\u00e2rfurile degetelor mari de la picioare, abia atunci \u00eencep incertitudinile \u0219i activarea sistemului propriu de siguran\u021b\u0103. Cad, nu cad, alunec, nu alunec, reu\u0219esc s\u0103 urc, reu\u0219esc s\u0103 mai cobor? <strong>Ame\u021beam<\/strong> doar g\u00e2ndind, d-ap\u0103i s\u0103 \u0219i probez. Lucrarea penultim\u0103 &#8211; celelalte se consumaser\u0103 pe imobilul multi-\u00eenchiriat &#8211; a constat \u00een prepunerea peste cartonul modelat de tabl\u0103 cutat\u0103, din aceea\u0219i palet\u0103 coloristic\u0103, ro\u0219u, ,,stabilizat\u0103&#8221; pe pozi\u021bii \u00een clasicele ,,hol\u021bsuruburi de lindab\u201d. Partea lini\u0219titoare: jgheabul \u00een care s\u0103 ne oprim, indiferent de situa\u021bie. Partea \u00eengrijor\u0103toare: reu\u0219im s\u0103 ne oprim \u00een el?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2t malul, c\u00e2t casa, z\u0103pada rupe pe unde se las\u0103 a\u0219ternut\u0103, \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103, prelins\u0103. \u0218i-a \u021binut un an, l-a l\u0103sat \u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19900"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19900"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19901,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19900\/revisions\/19901"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}