{"id":19885,"date":"2022-12-19T09:25:49","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T06:25:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19885"},"modified":"2022-12-19T09:25:49","modified_gmt":"2022-12-19T06:25:49","slug":"brigada-diverse-azi-de-luni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19885","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (A)zi, (d)e lun(i)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>18 decembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Avant la&#8230; vremurile astea, toate, periculoase cum erau, se f\u0103ceau cu foarte pu\u021bine m\u0103suri de precau\u021bie. Nu chiar pu\u021bine, dar nu at\u00e2t de multe c\u00e2t s\u0103 ne fie team\u0103 la fiecare metru din c\u0103l\u0103toriile ,,stelare\u201d c\u0103tre Lun\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenapoi. Complic\u0103ciuni pe care p\u0103m\u00e2ntenii jurnali\u0219ti, \u00eendemna\u021bi de \u00eengrijor\u0103rile de laborator ale celor ce robotesc pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 facerea \u0219i trimiterea de navete spa\u021biale, le implanteaz\u0103 publicului cititor. S-o mai \u00eentoarce, nu, o ateriza \u00een Pacific \u00eentreag\u0103 sau buc\u0103\u021bi&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Adic\u0103 ei, pe b\u0103ni\u0219ori frumo\u0219i \u0219i verzi, d\u0103dur\u0103 drumul la aparatele de \u00eenregistr\u0103ri, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenfipser\u0103 m\u00e2inile \u00een ceaf\u0103, creionul \u00eentre buze, picioarele pe birou \u0219i la final cer omului de r\u00e2nd, oricare, s\u0103 cate prin petabi\u021bii lor urme extraterestre. Nu fitece na\u021bie n\u0103t\u00e2ng\u0103, ci avansa\u021bi, inteligen\u021bi. Ia mai pune\u021bi-v\u0103 pohta-n cui, bre!<br \/>\n        Nume de rom\u00e2n &#8211; s\u0103 zici c\u0103-i neam de Basarab -, mentalitate de austriac. Func\u021bie de antrenor. Pentru cine nu \u0219tie, schengenul se m\u0103soar\u0103 pe scala gazonului de UCluj \u00een noroaie.<br \/>\n         Furnica doritoare s\u0103 mute elefantul (cine \u0219tie un animal mai mare s\u0103-l spuie). Un rus, doar el se putea g\u00e2ndi c\u0103 poate s\u0103 f\u0103ptuiasc\u0103 o a\u0219a isprav\u0103. S\u0103 mute soarele \u0219i cic\u0103 deodat\u0103 cu el \u0219i restul de planete. Dup\u0103 poliloghia urnirii posibile, se tr\u00e2ntesc mucii-n fasole. C\u0103 dispozitivul ar putea func\u021biona prost, c\u0103 ajun\u0219i la steaua nou\u0103, de dat p\u0103m\u00e2ntul nostru roat\u0103 lui ca pus cu m\u00e2na, cu temperaturi la fel de optime ca ale fostului star solar, ne-am putea pr\u0103bu\u0219i \u00een ea, \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tia \u00een Cosmos (\u0103sta e al lor, americanii au univers)&#8230;. Nicio clip\u0103 nepun\u00e2ndu-se problema imposibilit\u0103\u021bii construirii \u0219i depozit\u0103rii unei oglinzi de dimensiuni care dep\u0103\u0219esc diametrul p\u0103m\u00e2ntului \u00een&#8230; spatele soarelui. Care spate sau fa\u021b\u0103?<br \/>\n        Auzi: nevast\u0103. Neru\u0219inare c\u0103 a \u00een\u0219elat-o. \u0218i cine? \u0218tef\u0103nel cel m\u0103ricel \u0219i ban Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103 cel f\u0103r\u0103 team\u0103. B\u0103ie\u021bi, pe voievozi \u00eei durea undeva&#8230;. Toat\u0103 ziua numai de muieri nu le ardea lor.<br \/>\n        Ori microorganism, ori semn. Trebuie o certitudine. Dec\u00e2t o \u0219tire evaziv\u0103 din cristalele uria\u0219e de Mexic, mai bine nimic.<br \/>\n        Ia mai l\u0103sa\u021bi-o moale cu simularea. Dac\u0103 universul nu era real, nici noi n-am fi fost ce suntem. E cazul s\u0103 se mai ciupeasc\u0103 savan\u021bii din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd. Viseaz\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme cai verzi pe calculator.<br \/>\n        De la net superioar\u0103 la net pozitiv\u0103 este doar un pas: fuziunea nuclear\u0103. Nu pagub\u0103, nu emana\u021bii de gaze de ser\u0103. Tot \u2019mericanu\u2019 se \u00eenfoaie c\u0103 a descoperit o chestie major\u0103, care s\u0103 puie \u00een ,,sobe\u201d mai mult\u0103 energie. Parafraz\u00e2nd reclama la neb\u0103gat nasul unde nu-\u021bi fierbe meseria: las&#8217; c\u0103 \u0219tiu ei ce fac.<br \/>\n        Vreo fecioara Maria s\u0103 fi fost \u0219i pacienta ce a n\u0103scut \u00een la toalet\u0103 \u0219i \u00een avion. N-a \u0219tiut fir. Ce s\u0103 zic? Insensibil\u0103. Altfel cum s\u0103 nu fi avut nici cea mai mic\u0103 b\u0103nuial\u0103 9 luni \u00eencheiate?<br \/>\n        N-avea de g\u00e2nd s\u0103 deschid\u0103 l\u0103pt\u0103ria coni\u021ba croat\u0103. Doar \u0219tia c\u0103 echipa ei na\u021bional\u0103 de fotbal n-are fason de campioan\u0103 mondial\u0103. Promisiune de palmares.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 finaliz\u0103m \u00een acela\u0219i ton de de\u0219ert\u0103ciune. After Artemis cea\u021ba. Pentru motivul ce a \u021binut legat omul cu priponul de p\u0103m\u00e2nt 50 de ani va mai trece \u00eenc\u0103 pe at\u00e2ta timp s\u0103 ne mai deplas\u0103m dincolo de bariera terestr\u0103. Banii \u0219i politica \u0219i ,,inven\u021biile\u201d care s\u0103 nu omoare orice temerar selectat s\u0103 viziteze m\u0103car de o or\u0103-dou\u0103 Luna. Goange, fra\u021bilor! \u0218ti\u021bi voi mai bine de ce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>18 decembrie 2022 Avant la&#8230; vremurile astea, toate, periculoase cum erau, se f\u0103ceau cu foarte pu\u021bine m\u0103suri de precau\u021bie. 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