{"id":19849,"date":"2022-12-14T00:07:40","date_gmt":"2022-12-13T21:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19849"},"modified":"2022-12-14T00:07:40","modified_gmt":"2022-12-13T21:07:40","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aliceau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19849","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aliceau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Nu mai fac, m\u0103mic\u0103! Nu mai fac, t\u0103ticule!<br \/>\n        Bocet, cum la v\u00e2rsta orfanatului cotidian m\u0103 apuc\u0103 la pusul capului pe pern\u0103. Atunci, \u00eens\u0103, cauzat de urmarea uit\u0103rii mele infantile. M-am trezit, deschiz\u00e2nd u\u0219a primului dormitor, c\u0103 venisem f\u0103r\u0103 Viorel. Instantaneu m-a cuprins frica, un fel de r\u00e2m\u0103 ce se zv\u00e2rcolea \u00een piept, am \u00eeng\u00e2nat c\u0103 l-am pierdut printre sughi\u021buri. Panic\u0103 pe mama \u0219i pe tata, scuturare, chestionare, \u00eenvinuire. Degeaba am \u00eencercat <strong>alibiul<\/strong> c\u0103 m\u0103 d\u0103deam \u00een leag\u0103n, iar el deja se evaporase, degeaba am explicat c\u0103 venirea mea viza c\u0103utarea \u0219i eventuala lui g\u0103sire \u00een drumul c\u0103tre cas\u0103. Desigur, eram la v\u00e2rsta responsabilit\u0103\u021bii \u0219i urma s\u0103 primesc ceea ce merit\u0103 cei ce gre\u0219esc. Dar dup\u0103 recuperarea penultimului frate. Am contabilizat la finalul cursei nebune contra cronometru de g\u0103sire patru <strong>alicote<\/strong> din dimensiunile curelei lui tata. Prima corec\u021bie din cele aplicate la momentele cheie ale vie\u021bii mele. Se sf\u00e2r\u0219ise \u00een acel moment practic copil\u0103ria mea.<br \/>\n       \u00cenconjurul pe dou\u0103 laturi a Edenului, de c\u0103tre vecinul lemnar, este doar o impresie gre\u0219it\u0103. Pare-se c\u0103 se <strong>alipise<\/strong> Babau de buc\u0103t\u0103ria \u0219i atelierul s\u0103u, nu invers. Misiunea noastr\u0103 final\u0103 se rezuma la montarea jgheaburilor, a c\u00e2torva burlane \u00een zona buc\u0103t\u0103riei, \u00een ton cu lucr\u0103tura din lemn, modelat\u0103 minu\u021bios \u0219i finisat\u0103 aproape impecabil, cu floricele, cu seuri atent lipite, cu coturi trase la randalin\u0103 \u0219i doar dou\u0103 arunc\u0103toare pe laterala dinspre strad\u0103. Str\u0103duin\u021b\u0103 apreciat\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spl\u0103tit\u0103 conform cu \u00een\u021belegerea \u0219i ceva \u00een plus: c\u00e2te o mas\u0103 de pr\u00e2nz oferit\u0103 \u00een cele dou\u0103 zile la domiciliul clientului. Pe gustul nostru.<br \/>\n         La Poeni &#8211; e peste m\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 spun Poeani &#8211; lucrarea se pierde \u00een negura vremurilor de tranzi\u021bie, \u00een preajma anilor 98-2000. Doamne, ce demult! Cum \u00eencepuse s\u0103 se schimbe casa, l\u0103sat\u0103 o bun\u0103 perioad\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 finalizare, trecut\u0103 la prefaceri odat\u0103 cu apari\u021bia norei, dorind s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 solu\u021bia cea mai bun\u0103 pentru convie\u021buirea cu socrii. De\u0219i rom\u00e2nul a licen\u021biat expresia ,,soacr\u0103, soacr\u0103, poam\u0103 acr\u0103\u201d, nu prea v\u0103d \u00een Poeni ni\u0219te sperietori, \u00eei \u0219tiam bl\u00e2nzi. Nea Poean\u0103 preocupat de chi\u021bibu\u0219itul la piesele electrice ale motocicletelor \u0219i ma\u0219inilor &#8211; parc\u0103 avea un trabant -, creat din <strong>aluatul<\/strong> meseria\u0219ilor ce-\u0219i dedic\u0103 toat\u0103 via\u021ba hobby-ului, so\u021bia o casnic\u0103 supus\u0103. Deci, niciun exces, nimic care s\u0103 pun\u0103 probleme t\u00e2n\u0103rului cuplu de c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi, \u0219i Ionel, \u0219i so\u021bia de-o seam\u0103 cu mine. A\u0219a am ajuns s\u0103 re\u00eenvelim casa \u0219i s\u0103 mai punem un burlan, un jgheab la noua temelie de ,,cas\u0103\u201d.<br \/>\n        Ca s\u0103 fie perfect <strong>alipi\u021bi<\/strong>, lui Ionel \u0219i lui Sorin le st\u0103 azi ,,stavil\u0103\u201d gangul de trecere dintre magazin \u0219i sala de for\u021b\u0103. Dac\u0103-mi amintesc bine cele dou\u0103 cur\u021bi, aveau un gard de plas\u0103, prins pe un cadru de \u021bevi curbate ca la fostul gard al C\u0103minului de vizavi de Poli\u021bie, respectiv un gard de sc\u00e2nduri din lan\u021bi, coco\u021bat peste un amplasament de beton cu st\u00e2lpi, \u00een partea de curte din fa\u021ba casei, unde b\u0103tr\u00e2nul cuplu V\u00eelceanu \u00eengrijea de legume, ro\u0219ii cum nu mai vezi azi, ridicate pe araci c\u00e2t gardul&#8230;. Asta a\u0219a, ca s\u0103-mi par\u0103 r\u0103u dup\u0103 anii aceia. Sorin mi-a fost partener de joac\u0103 \u00een copil\u0103rie, strada Mihai Eminescu fiindu-mi ca a doua cas\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, dintr-o joac\u0103 nevinovat\u0103, acesta mi-a f\u0103r\u00e2mat primul instrument f\u0103cut cadou de p\u0103rin\u021bi, o triol\u0103. Pentru care am fost certat cu v\u00e2rf \u0219i \u00eendesat. Mica dram\u0103 a fiec\u0103rui copil, uitat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103toarea gre\u0219eal\u0103 sanc\u021bionat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu mai fac, m\u0103mic\u0103! Nu mai fac, t\u0103ticule! Bocet, cum la v\u00e2rsta orfanatului cotidian m\u0103 apuc\u0103 la pusul capului pe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19849"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19849"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19850,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19849\/revisions\/19850"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}