{"id":19809,"date":"2022-12-08T21:54:40","date_gmt":"2022-12-08T18:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19809"},"modified":"2022-12-08T21:54:40","modified_gmt":"2022-12-08T18:54:40","slug":"brigada-diverse-tala-motilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19809","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ta(l)a (m)o\u021bilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>5, 8 decembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Juram c\u0103 cerin\u021bele noului dictator, verbal, al lumii nu au nicio noim\u0103. Un tip care, ca \u0219i mine, nu \u00een\u021belege regulile pie\u021bei dincolo de fixismul pre\u021burilor. Dorin\u021ba-i de \u00eenjum\u0103t\u0103\u021bire a pre\u021bului pe baril are \u00eens\u0103 conota\u021bii de r\u0103zboi, \u00eel ustur\u0103 buzunarul r\u0103u. De\u0219i un r\u0103zboi statal, juc\u0103torii beligeran\u021bi sunt particulari. \u0218i-o s\u0103 simt\u0103 el mai bine \u0219i mai crunt c\u00e2nd vor t\u0103ia facturile occidentalii \u0219i americanii pentru debandada a\u021b\u00e2\u021bat\u0103.<br \/>\n &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\n        Am mai \u00eent\u00e2lnit cazuri de genul gardului \u0219i leopardului. Aici \u00eens\u0103 ce-i afar\u0103 a r\u0103mas nealterat \u0219i \u00een\u0103untru. Fix un cadavru, fix acum 60 de ani, fix 4-6 ani, evidemment \u00een Philadephia, fix subnutrit la nici mai mult, nici mai pu\u021bin de 30 de kg. Nu-i nimeni s\u0103 trag\u0103 de urechi ,,traduc\u0103torii&#8221; \u0103\u0219tia rom\u00e2no-inep\u021bi \u0219i jurnali\u0219ti pe deasupra?<br \/>\n        O! Ce mi-am dorit s\u0103-mi instalez un lift pe exteriorul unuia dintre cele mai jerpelite blocuri din ora\u0219: 15 din Pia\u021ba Halelor. \u0218i mansard\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;. M-am mutat. Fuser\u0103 al\u021bii mai inventivi dec\u00e2t mine \u0219i mai practici. Prin Bucure\u0219ti g\u0103si cineva o astfel de bijuterie, montat \u0219i uzat pentru ridicarea celor de-ale m\u00e2nc\u0103rii \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103lzirii.<br \/>\n        R\u0103st\u0103lm\u0103cirea pic\u0103 numai bine. C\u0103ci to\u021bi interlopii pier \u00eentr-o zi pre limba lor. Desigur, aici \u0219i\u0219. Ia-uzi\u021bi acilea. Cic\u0103 era chiar condamnat pentru tot restul vie\u021bii. Nu mai are niciun haz, a sc\u0103pat cu foarte pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la Moldovioara mea, am a\u0219a o re\u021binere c\u0103 a fost vreodat\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 sut\u0103 la sut\u0103. Doar statistic arunc\u00e2nd o privire, numai vreo dou\u0103 cincimi dintre ei \u0219i-ar dori s\u0103 se conecteze la s\u00e2nul mumei Rom\u00e2nia.<br \/>\n        Stereotipie curat\u0103 \u0219i incon\u0219tient\u0103. Cine-or fi \u0103ia cu ambasadori ai politehnicii capitalei de le iese pe gur\u0103, de parc\u0103 n-ar fi a\u0219a sau ei au venit prima oar\u0103 cu ideea, c\u0103 educa\u021bia este o prioritate. Mi-ar fi explodat pl\u0103m\u00e2nii de fericire s\u0103-i fi auzit spun\u00e2nd c\u0103 este singura prioritate. Caravana asta a fost \u0219i la R\u00e2mnic \u0219i nu m-a convins c\u0103 alegerea universit\u0103\u021bii ofer\u0103 ceea ce promite. Mai ales c\u00e2nd siguran\u021ba le este \u00eendoit\u0103 c\u0103 le pot crea certitudini cu privire la viabilitatea meseriei pe care \u0219i-o vor alege imediat dup\u0103 terminarea studiilor. \u0218i-atunci pentru ce at\u00e2ta logoree?<br \/>\n        Cum s-o fi implicat el, Andy, \u00een ,,\u021binuturile rarefiate ale muzicii de suflet&#8221; mi-e imposibil s\u0103 v\u0103d. C\u00e2t despre c\u00e2t de boier bibescu este un \u021bigan m\u0103t\u0103sos (nu stric materia original\u0103 pe el \u0219i \u00een ce clasa superioar\u0103 s-ar afla&#8230;. M\u0103 ab\u021bin.<br \/>\n        Babe \u0219i mo\u0219i cu previziuni la cap. Babe tatuate luate de unii drept bunici. Mai bine f\u0103r\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Manuscris&#8230; descifrat. Cu semnul exclam\u0103rii. Doritori s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe alchimi\u0219tii. Dup\u0103 un prim translate \u00een latin\u0103 \u0219i apoi \u00een englez\u0103. Vor mai trece 400 de ani p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci.<br \/>\n        S\u0103-mi spun\u0103 Musk la ce bun implantul de cip \u00een creier. Nu-i ajunge c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103 oamenii cu robo\u021bi, mai vrea s\u0103 le strice \u0219i \u0103stora care au r\u0103mas pu\u021binele min\u021bi cu care sunt \u00eenzestra\u021bi.<br \/>\n        Numa-n Zanzibar n-ajungeau rom\u00e2nii ca s\u0103 fac\u0103 afaceri. Bine\u00een\u021beles, tot pe spuza alor no\u0219tri \u00ee\u0219i trag turta. V\u0103d deja negru \u00eenaintea ochilor de&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5, 8 decembrie 2022 Juram c\u0103 cerin\u021bele noului dictator, verbal, al lumii nu au nicio noim\u0103. 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