{"id":19776,"date":"2022-12-03T22:47:47","date_gmt":"2022-12-03T19:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19776"},"modified":"2022-12-03T22:47:47","modified_gmt":"2022-12-03T19:47:47","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alginei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19776","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alginei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>       Am uitat valoarea lucrurilor mici. Cum spune actorul &#8211; el implicit, \u00eens\u0103 scenaristul &#8211; despre gestul str\u00e2ngerii de m\u00e2n\u0103: doar c\u00e2nd oamenii se despart o vreme.<br \/>\n     Privind peisajul aceleia\u0219i pelicule, mi-am \u00eensu\u0219it natura munteanului, de\u0219i n-am urcat frecvent colinele \u021b\u0103rii, am escaladat numai mun\u021bii \u0219i dealurile meseriei mele. Una afurisit\u0103. Ne-a silit s\u0103 ne prob\u0103m tehnicile &#8211; neav\u00e2ndu-le din n\u0103scare &#8211; de alpini\u0219ti. Alpinism urban \u00eenchinat pe <strong>altarul<\/strong> sacrificiului traiului zilnic. F\u0103r\u0103 piole\u021bi, f\u0103r\u0103 sfori \u0219i talc. Doar cu m\u00e2inile goale, cu picioarele \u00eenc\u00e2rcelate, cu capul v\u00e2j\u00e2ind de temperamentul exploziv al soarelui de pr\u00e2nz. Copaci, chestii-trestii. C-a\u0219a-i c\u0103\u021b\u0103ratul.<br \/>\n       \u00cenc\u0103 nu sunt hot\u0103r\u00e2t dac\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n la megie\u0219ie sau contiguitate pentru clientul cu fabrica de \u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103minte-confec\u021bii. Cert este c\u0103 \u0219i-a depus cl\u0103direa etajat\u0103 la un metru de biserica &#8211; o clip\u0103, s\u0103 verific titulatura &#8211; C\u00e2\u021ba &#8211; circula ,,zvon\u201d de nume prin r\u0103v\u0103\u0219itul cap matinal, dar cum nu debordez de \u00eenchin\u0103ri, lapsusul \u00ee\u0219i face treaba perfect -: deloc o problem\u0103 cadastral\u0103. Tabular\u0103 nici at\u00e2t, doar una pentru constructori, post inaugurare. Unde \u0219i cum instalezi jgheaburi, ce solu\u021bie ar mai fi pentru repara\u021bii, dar f\u0103r\u0103 refacerea schel\u0103riei ce a servit zidarilor, cum g\u0103se\u0219ti sprijin \u0219i for\u021ba necesar\u0103 s\u0103 efectuezi g\u0103uri pentru br\u0103\u021b\u0103rile burlanelor? Zici: Dumnezeu (\u00eel invoci cu st\u0103ruin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i respectul cuvenit, nu ca-n alte d\u0103\u021bi, introdus \u00een dialog formal)&#8230;. Grea scara, incomod\u0103 la strecurarea pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 col\u021bul imobilului. Ridicare pe-un picior. Unul st\u0103 propt\u0103, cel\u0103lalt, Cristi, \u00eenfige m\u00e2inile \u00een ea \u0219i ca la haltere o \u00eempinge \u00een sus, merg\u00e2nd dinspre v\u00e2rf spre baz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 e aproape perpendicular\u0103 pe sol. Deplasare cu pa\u0219i mici, \u00een doi &#8211; un soi de b\u0103tut\u0103 pe loc -, traversare a col\u021bului, \u00eencercare e\u0219uat\u0103 din prima de a extrage extensia, de parc\u0103 fierul \u00een ,,ze\u201d \u0219i traversa de lemn sunt <strong>alipite<\/strong> cu clei &#8211; plouase pe ea \u0219i se dilatase fagul -, smucire \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, ca s-o <strong>alungim<\/strong> p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eentinderea maxim\u0103 a bra\u021belor, ,,culcare\u201d pe zid, privire c\u0103tre \u00een\u0103l\u021bimea la care scara a ajuns. E\u0219ec total. Aducere din nou la perpendicularitate. ,,Suie, Cristi, \u0219i mai ridic-o!\u201d, ,,Da&#8217; ce-s io, m\u0103, acrobat?\u201d, ,,Tu nu, \u00eens\u0103 eu cum fac s\u0103 pun jgheabul \u0219i s\u0103-l lipesc m\u0103car pe dedesubt?\u201d, ,,M\u0103 urc io pe sus \u0219i lipesc!\u201d, ,,Bun. \u0218i dac-o curge, vii tu s\u0103 repari? Nu \u021bi-ajunge c\u00e2t mi-am ,,<strong>alienat<\/strong>\u201d musculatura c\u0103r\u00e2nd scara? Mai avem \u0219i panarama asta de cablu de curent care ne oblig\u0103 s\u0103 o mic\u0219or\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 aproape de minim ca s\u0103 trecem de la un col\u021b la \u0103l\u0103lalt!\u201d&#8230;. A continuat dialogul \u00eenc\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 minute, ne-a mai \u00eenjurat \u0219i tata, ne-am mai ,,prostit\u201d unul pe altul. \u0218i ne-am luat de treab\u0103. Opt metri de co\u0219mar. Dou\u0103 burlane, nenum\u0103rate reveniri, ba pentru c\u00e2rlige &#8211; mai sus, mai jos, mai desf\u0103cute, mai str\u00e2nse -, ba pentru lipiturile de la n\u0103zi, ba pentru cele dou\u0103 burlane, la a c\u0103ror montare am adoptat o alt\u0103 pozi\u021bie circ\u0103reasc\u0103. Terenul bisericii este mai sus, prin urmare \u0219i dependin\u021bele ce ,,respect\u0103\u201d acela\u0219i tipar al vecin\u0103t\u0103\u021bilor rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti, alineat cu alineat din codul bunelor maniere imobiliare, de\u0219i pitice, din curtea \u00een care ne aflam p\u0103reau gigantice. Spre norocul nostru, ne-au oferit sprijin \u0219i c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t for\u021b\u0103 pentru a ,,injecta\u201d burghiul de opt \u00een zid. Ziser\u0103m noi c\u0103 era suficient pentru a bate br\u0103\u021b\u0103rile concep\u021bie \u0219i fabricare proprii p\u00e2n\u0103 la ad\u00e2ncimea potrivit\u0103. A\u0219i! S-a-ndoit striatul de abia l-am extras. ,,Cristi, <strong>alezezi<\/strong> gaura cu burghiul de zece, ca s\u0103 nu ne chinuim ca&#8230; pro\u0219tii!\u201d Desigur, zeflemeaua familiar\u0103. Proteste. Reclam\u0103ri de bun\u0103 conduit\u0103 opera\u021bional\u0103. ,,<strong>Alintul<\/strong>\u201d de rigoare. Revenire \u00eencadrabil\u0103 \u00een aceea\u0219i cutum\u0103 &#8211; \u00eel <strong>amenin\u021b<\/strong> c\u0103 nu mai vin, \u00eei zic vreo dou\u0103 de bani \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 trei de \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 -, bomb\u0103ne, coboar\u0103, schimb\u0103 perforatorul, efectueaz\u0103 gaura, bag\u0103 cuiul br\u0103\u021b\u0103rii, constat\u0103 c\u0103 e laib\u0103r, \u00eemi \u021bine discursul cu ,,Ai tu o <strong>ambi\u021bie<\/strong> s\u0103 m\u0103 pui pe mine la munc\u0103 inutil\u0103!\u201d, prime\u0219te riposta din partea mea \u0219i solu\u021bia: ,,Bagi adaos de lemn \u0219i se rezolv\u0103!\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am uitat valoarea lucrurilor mici. Cum spune actorul &#8211; el implicit, \u00eens\u0103 scenaristul &#8211; despre gestul str\u00e2ngerii de m\u00e2n\u0103: doar<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19776"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19776"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19777,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19776\/revisions\/19777"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}