{"id":19762,"date":"2022-12-01T22:58:22","date_gmt":"2022-12-01T19:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19762"},"modified":"2022-12-01T22:58:22","modified_gmt":"2022-12-01T19:58:22","slug":"brigada-diverse-cenusar-ca-ea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19762","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Cenu\u0219(a)r (c)a (e)a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>30 noiembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n        Mai este om cel care nu \u021bine minte? Rele, bune, magazia cerebral\u0103 trebuie &#8211; altfel nu se poate &#8211; s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 toate rapoartele \u00eencheiate \u00een stare de con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. Partea cu ,,\u0219tia\u021bi c\u0103\u201d r\u0103m\u00e2ne o prostie. Eviden\u021ba st\u0103rii de triste\u021be \u021bine totdeauna de o anterioar\u0103, cel pu\u021bin, p\u0103rere de r\u0103u. S\u0103 vii s\u0103 \u00eentrebi&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Atunci n-o s\u0103 fac pe ziaristul. Dac\u0103 \u0103l mai mare la un anumit moment al Americii a opinat c\u0103 nici presa, nici muncitorul ei nu sunt one\u0219ti, ba chiar mincino\u0219i, unelte&#8230; m\u0103 dezic de statutul auto adoptat.<br \/>\n       Un cal c-un corn \u00een frunte \u0219i-o m\u00e2ndr\u0103. Apa-i l\u00e2ng\u0103, atmosfera de p\u0103dure \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tie miresmele proprii&#8230;. \u00cencerc \u00eenc\u0103, dup\u0103 secundele de admira\u021bie, s\u0103 g\u0103sesc conexiunea cu ce tunsori ar fi nimerite unui taur ca mine. Berbeci, gemeni, lei, fecioare&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Maia, Maia&#8230;. \u00cencepi s\u0103-mi&#8230;. Nu te-am pl\u0103cut \u0219i n-o voi face. Mai ales dup\u0103 un pasaj facebook-cian \u00eenchis \u0219i un altul deschis, mai ales dup\u0103 ce \u00eengropi f\u0103r\u0103 de \u00eentoarcere ucraineni \u0219i g\u0103se\u0219ti cu un ,,dar\u201d c\u0103 energia poate merge mai departe. O scuz\u0103 pentru moldovenii r\u0103ma\u0219i \u00een bezn\u0103.<br \/>\n        Au mai \u00eencercat \u0219i al\u021bii s\u0103 mistifice realitatea. Dac-ar pune fiecare cap la cap informa\u021biile, ar fi \u0219tiut exact c\u0103 rachetele ruse\u0219ti nu pot c\u0103l\u0103tori spre Polonia. Nici m\u0103car una, dar\u0103mite dou\u0103.<br \/>\n       Cum deschizi ,,cutia Pandorei\u201d google, mai dai peste o tr\u0103snaie. Inefabil\u0103 chestiunea balans\u0103rii c\u0103tre boxe: bose ori jbl? Drept spun, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103.<br \/>\n       Bea numai ceai \u0219i-ai s\u0103 dai de&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Nu blasfemie. Impudicitate. Hai s\u0103-i spunem pe nume: \u021big\u0103nie. S\u0103 te urci \u00een unul dintre simbolurile regale \u0219i s\u0103 faci chef cu to\u021bi l\u0103utarii. \u0218i m\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 nu-s cu de-alde s\u00e2nge albastru. \u0218i de 1 decembrie. Cum nici la capitolul s\u0103rb\u0103tori nu debordez de entuziasm.<br \/>\n       O \u021bin pe-a mea. Nu este suficient s\u0103 c\u00e2n\u021bi piesele Odeonului ca s\u0103 te nume\u0219ti Odeon. Dac\u0103 n-ai fost o secund\u0103 \u00een formulele celebre de p\u00e2n\u0103 prin 1997, se cheam\u0103 c\u0103-\u021bi \u00eensu\u0219e\u0219ti necuvenit munca altora.<br \/>\n       F\u0103r\u0103 virgule. F\u0103r\u0103 responsabilitate. F\u0103r\u0103 sim\u021b. F\u0103r\u0103 jen\u0103. Nu meri\u021bi, pu\u0219tiule, 20 de ani de deten\u021bie, ai dreptate, ci pur \u0219i simplu s\u0103 mori \u0219i tu ca acela pe care l-ai omor\u00e2t \u00een accident.<br \/>\n       Pot vorbi numai cei care au apucat con\u0219tien\u021bi cel de-al doilea r\u0103zboi mondial, nu fitecine depus din ou\u0103 umanit\u0103\u021bii dup\u0103. Afirma\u021bie inept\u0103 c\u0103 r\u0103zboiul de-acum este comparabil \u0219i comparat cu cel de atunci.<br \/>\n       Doar cei f\u0103r\u0103 o \u021bar\u0103 proprie cu adev\u0103rat se pot l\u0103sa atra\u0219i de o dubl\u0103 cet\u0103\u021benie. Fie ea cu tent\u0103 rom\u00e2neasc\u0103.<br \/>\n       Prea u\u0219or, prea devreme. Unii a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u00een zadar s\u0103 li se acorde titlul onorific cet\u0103\u021benesc, dup\u0103 mult mai multe contribu\u021bii dec\u00e2t biochimista buzoian\u0103.<br \/>\n       Eu eram \u00een lips\u0103. Mul\u021bi dintre voi \u0219tia\u021bi deja c\u0103 prostituatele romane erau blondite ca s\u0103 fie deosebite de femeile de cas\u0103. \u0218i mai aveau destule asemenea idei.<br \/>\n       De o normalitate frapant\u0103. \u00cent\u00e2i la\u0219i infractorul s\u0103 pice \u00een p\u0103cat \u0219i mai apoi \u00eel cercetezi. A\u0219a \u0219i explodacii bancomatului const\u0103n\u021bean, erau fila\u021bi tocmai ca s\u0103 aib\u0103 poli\u021bi\u0219tii un caz solid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>30 noiembrie 2022 Mai este om cel care nu \u021bine minte? Rele, bune, magazia cerebral\u0103 trebuie &#8211; altfel nu se<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19762"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19762"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19763,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19762\/revisions\/19763"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}