{"id":19749,"date":"2022-11-30T19:45:06","date_gmt":"2022-11-30T16:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19749"},"modified":"2022-11-30T19:45:06","modified_gmt":"2022-11-30T16:45:06","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alidada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19749","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alidada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        Ia speciala, neamule!<br \/>\n      Fire\u0219te, neamul C\u0103linilor, al tinichigiilor. Ce trecea de \u00een\u0219irarea foilor dup\u0103 tiparul str\u0103bunicului se putea \u00eencadra la floricele. Solzii fiind tot din categoria lor. <strong>Aliatul<\/strong> chi\u021bibu\u0219\u0103rii, tata a decis &#8211; \u00een parteneriat strategic cu Neculai, proprietarul &#8211; c\u0103 merge acolo, pe cei nici trei metri p\u0103tra\u021bi de acoperi\u0219 ai verandei &#8211; referindu-m\u0103 la panta vizibil\u0103 din strad\u0103 &#8211; un model mai fistichiu. Cu v\u00e2rful rotunjit \u0219i aplecat de ,,nas\u201d cu cle\u0219ti\u0219orul mic lat \u0219i cu niscai modele trase la ma\u0219ina de roluit cu randalina (aflai la perchezi\u021bia dex-ului c\u0103-i mai zice \u0219i molet\u0103). Un chin suplimentar ambalat bucat\u0103 cu bucat\u0103 la saci. Acu le \u0219i num\u0103rai. 8&#215;23. 184 de solzi \u00eentregi \u0219i 13 jum\u0103t\u0103\u021bi. Pe fa\u021b\u0103. O b\u0103taie de cap r\u0103spl\u0103tit\u0103 aproape pe m\u0103sura efortului &#8211; vecini, deh, se mai reduce ceva la pre\u021b -, \u00eens\u0103 cum toate astfel de mic\u0219or\u0103ri nu pot fi \u00eenso\u021bite dec\u00e2t de <strong>algezii<\/strong>, factorul <strong>algogen<\/strong> este \u00eentotdeauna contrat \u0219i amenin\u021bat cu p\u0103r\u0103sirea echipei. Tot tata. P\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 &#8211; dup\u0103 o or\u0103 de sfad\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 una de calmare &#8211; se trece la fapte. Scar\u0103, \u0219or\u021buri, cuie, jum\u0103t\u0103\u021bi de solzi calibrate cu solzi \u00eentregi, pentru a nu str\u00e2mba liniile pe diagonale, cuie, solzi, glafuri, pazii, creste. ,,Nea Neculai, asta fu!\u201d Plata, ura \u0219i \u00eenapoi la atelier. Desigur, fuser\u0103m \u00eembia\u021bi cu o bere, vin \u0219i \u021buici. Nepriindu-ne, am dat-o pe sucuri \u0219i ape. C\u0103 la ce c\u0103lduri erau pe-atunci&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Na, serve\u0219ti pe nea Neculai. ,,Da\u2019 nu veni\u021bi \u0219i la mine?\u201d Vecinul de-al\u0103turi. O cas\u0103 la care s-a ad\u0103ugat un spa\u021biu cu etaj. Confund la acest moment fo\u0219tii proprietari. Ori Teodorescu, familia a c\u0103rei fiic\u0103 mi-a fost mie \u0219i Corinei coleg\u0103 de clas\u0103, ori fo\u0219tii vecini de pe Amurgului &#8211; unde au locuit p\u0103rin\u021bii \u0219i mai poposeau perioade \u00eendelungate cei doi nepo\u021bi -, Pl\u0103mad\u0103. Ori ambii. Noul a ap\u0103rut din senin, ca \u0219i fabrica de \u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103minte. Cred c\u0103 dup\u0103 revolu\u021bie. Unde erau angaja\u021bi Bran, b\u0103iatul pare-mi-se &#8211; numele \u0103stuia mi l-am amintit; pe-al lui Pl\u0103mad\u0103 \u00eel \u0219tersesem din ,,<strong>almanah<\/strong>\u201d &#8211; \u0219i Emil saxofonistul, printre al\u021bii. Am\u00e2ndoi \u00eenal\u021bi, cu diferen\u021ba c\u0103 Bran chiar era de anvergura celebrului actor. Am\u00e2ndoi de etnie colorat\u0103. Pa\u0219nici. Emil chiar moale&#8230;. Una da, una ba. De parc\u0103&#8230;. Ni\u0219te jgheaburi \u0219i ni\u0219te burlane. Exact unde nu e u\u0219or. \u00cen fapt nic\u0103ieri nu era facil. De introdus scara. De prelungit. De stat pe ea. \u00cen fa\u021b\u0103, la primul burlan, de strecurat scara printre coloan\u0103 \u0219i zid: imposibil. ,,Aruncat\u0103\u201d peste gard. Am <strong>alungit<\/strong>-o prin aplecare din cauza \u021bevii de gaze, c\u0103 a\u0219a au avut <strong>ambi\u021bie<\/strong> lucr\u0103torii de la gaze s\u0103 o lase \u00een aer p\u00e2n\u0103 la grani\u021ba cu vecinul Neculai, am a\u0219ezat-o cu grij\u0103, s\u0103 nu l\u0103s\u0103m d\u00e2re pe tencuiala decorativ\u0103, \u0219i am ref\u0103cut ,,sax\u201d-ul seului dup\u0103 conturul zidului. La terminare opera\u021biunile inverse. \u00cen curte ,,lejer\u201d. Vorbim de spa\u021biul dintre Procuratur\u0103 \u0219i casa veche. Liber\u0103, de\u0219i mociorlit\u0103 de ploile din zilele precedente \u0219i resturile de materiale ale zidarilor ce trecuser\u0103 pe acolo \u00eenaintea noastr\u0103. Sc\u00e2nduri alandala, polistiren aruncat aiurea, plas\u0103&#8230;. Un mic loc <strong>aluvial<\/strong> \u00een zona ci\u0219melei, zic eu invidiat de orice <strong>algolog<\/strong>. ,,<strong>Algolul<\/strong>\u201d de mahala ce r\u0103zb\u0103tea prin ferestrele \u0219i u\u0219ile deschise. ,,F\u0103\u201d, ,,M\u0103\u201d&#8230; din gurile celor c\u00e2teva robotitoare la ma\u0219inile de cusut. Din dreptul cl\u0103dirii noi \u00eencepea greul. Etaj, un gard desp\u0103r\u021bitor, s\u0103 nu vad\u0103 ochiul trec\u0103torului alte alea de trebuin\u021b\u0103-netrebuin\u021b\u0103, magazioare, wc. Iar\u0103 scar\u0103 glisat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la cea mai mic\u0103 m\u0103rime, din nou ridicare la maxim, iar\u0103\u0219i descongestionare a locului \u00een care se \u00eenfigeau stabil picioarele sc\u0103rii. \u00cen dos&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ia speciala, neamule! Fire\u0219te, neamul C\u0103linilor, al tinichigiilor. 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