{"id":19735,"date":"2022-11-28T00:13:47","date_gmt":"2022-11-27T21:13:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19735"},"modified":"2022-11-28T00:14:09","modified_gmt":"2022-11-27T21:14:09","slug":"brigada-diverse-fulgo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19735","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Fu(l)go!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>26, 27 noiembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 vizionarea \u00eenc\u0103 unui film &#8211; de\u0219i pare artistic, r\u0103m\u00e2ne unul documentar &#8211; despre \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103rierea anume a multor nenumi\u021bi sau\/\u0219i autoproclama\u021bi anticomuni\u0219ti, continui s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n la p\u0103rerea &#8211; neadus\u0103 la ramp\u0103 &#8211; c\u0103 rom\u00e2nul are \u00een fire destule: \u0219i s\u0103 fie obedient, \u0219i s\u0103 sufere, \u0219i s\u0103 fie pervers, dar mai ales s\u0103 ciuguleasc\u0103 destul\u0103 carne de pe urma asupririi altora.<br \/>\n        Un b\u0103tr\u00e2n at\u00e2t de&#8230; bogat. Dup\u0103 ce c\u00e2\u0219tigi \u0219aptezeci de milioane&#8230; s\u0103 nu te treze\u0219ti cu&#8230;. Fiindc\u0103 \u00een America orice este posibil.<br \/>\n        Asta e. Se \u00eembog\u0103\u021besc nu numai loteria\u0219ii, ci \u0219i \u00eencuraja\u021bii s\u0103 piguleasc\u0103 din palma prim\u0103riei San Francisco un miar \u0219i-o cincime de le e \u00een fire s\u0103 nu mai fie ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i. Transgenderii sunt prezuma\u021bi a fi destabiliza\u021bi economic. Nu singurii, dar non-binari. Pe la urm\u0103 cei f\u0103r\u0103 ad\u0103post &#8211; nu i se zice inten\u021bionat domiciliu, fo\u0219ti de\u021binu\u021bi&#8230;. Cam mul\u021bi&#8230; cum mul\u021bi suntem \u0219i noi restul.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 consult \u0219i cealalt\u0103 informa\u021bie despre Lun\u0103. Prima d\u00e2nd speran\u021be c\u0103 \u00een 10 ani putem &#8211; de fapt unii &#8211; deveni selenari. A doua, despre aceea\u0219i capsul\u0103, Orion, m\u0103 surprinde \u0219i-mi for\u021beaz\u0103 m\u00e2na s\u0103 revin la vechea certitudine c\u0103 n-am ajuns pe satelitul Terrei \u00eenc\u0103 sau am fost at\u00e2t de superficiali \u00eenc\u00e2t dup\u0103 exact v\u00e2rsta mea nu \u0219tim dac\u0103 atmosfera poate prii unui om. Femeie sau negru &#8211; pariul Nasa cu viitoarea misiune -, se vor mul\u021bumi cu rezultatele senzorilor celor trei manechini plonja\u021bi \u00een necunoscut. Un alt motiv s\u0103 cred c\u0103 s-a f\u0103cut b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie \u0219i atunci \u0219i nici azi nu se iese din paradigma ei. Nu Laika, nu maimu\u021be, nu Armstrong, ci p\u0103pu\u0219i costumate.<br \/>\n       La noi ve\u0219tile circul\u0103 pe bezn\u0103. La ,,lumina\u201d ei, jurnali\u0219tii v\u0103d p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een p\u00e2ntecul lui \u021airiac \u0219i funda\u021biei ce va ob\u021bine statutul de utilitate public\u0103. Ca s\u0103 nu st\u0103m aici s\u0103 dezleg\u0103m cuvinte \u00eencruci\u0219ate, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 citi\u021bi legisla\u021bia \u00een vigoare aferent\u0103.<br \/>\n       Singura identitate a banilor este reprezentat\u0103 de serie, num\u0103rul \u00eenscris pe bancnot\u0103 \u0219i chipul de fason. Nu st\u0103 scris numele niciunui proprietar de moment. Astea fiind stabilite, pensionara ce a uitat o nimica toat\u0103, 1900 de leu\u021bi, \u00een aparatul de extras h\u00e2rtii bancare pe baza cardului, s\u0103 fie atent\u0103 pe viitor. Nu am de ce s\u0103 \u00eenvinuiesc pe cel ce i-a luat ne\u0219tiind ai cui sunt.<br \/>\n        Se d\u0103 un milion de euro pe pixuri \u0219i h\u00e2rtie xerox. S\u0103 nu se mire ziari\u0219tii c\u0103 18 km de \u0219in\u0103 de metrou cost\u0103 at\u00e2t.<br \/>\n        O moned\u0103, una, nu mai multe, d\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eentoarc\u0103 istoria Daciei pe dos. Prea pu\u021bin. Dac\u0103 eject i-au dat \u00een\u0219i\u0219i romanii \u00eemp\u0103ratului \u0219tan\u021bat pe ea, noi de ce ni l-am \u00eensu\u0219i?<br \/>\n        Prima \u00eencercare&#8230;. P\u0103i, dup\u0103 descriere, ,,spargerea\u201d seifului nu a fost chiar o bagatel\u0103, 20, 40, 60 \u0219i o combina\u021bie urm\u0103toare de 3, 2, 1, neprecizate, oric\u00e2t de norocos ,,l\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219ul\u201d vizitator, ceva-ceva clocise el ulterior. Dar&#8230; fie. De\u0219i dezam\u0103girea ne afl\u0103rii vreunei comori \u00een\u0103untru, dup\u0103 40 de ani de t\u0103inuire, a fost uria\u0219\u0103.<br \/>\n        Azi am mai g\u0103sit o&#8230;. parodie la o inexistent\u0103 colaborare a Parazi\u021bilor cu Fuego. Numai c\u0103 nu toat\u0103 lumea face b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie de artistul devenit steaua Tvr-ului \u0219i implicit a Rom\u00e2niei. Serios, pedant, elogios, domnul dint\u00e2i academician, Ioan Pop a prefa\u021bat ,,cartea vie\u021bii\u201d c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bului. Singurul care a muncit, dup\u0103 cum \u00ee\u0219i auto laud\u0103 cariera, singurul care ,,r\u0103sp\u00e2nde\u0219te \u00een jur lumin\u0103 de adev\u0103r \u0219i dreptate&#8230;\u201d. Dup\u0103 acest portret, domnul Aurel (nu Moldoveanu, o alt\u0103 speran\u021b\u0103 \u00een oceanul rom\u00e2nesc de \u00eentuneric) a identificat, g\u00e2ndesc, c\u0103 noul Mesia s-a materializat \u0219i respect\u0103 predic\u021biile cum c\u0103 El ar rena\u0219te aici, la noi. Nema comentarii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>26, 27 noiembrie 2022 Dup\u0103 vizionarea \u00eenc\u0103 unui film &#8211; de\u0219i pare artistic, r\u0103m\u00e2ne unul documentar &#8211; despre \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103rierea anume<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19735"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19737,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19735\/revisions\/19737"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}