{"id":19682,"date":"2022-11-20T14:50:27","date_gmt":"2022-11-20T11:50:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19682"},"modified":"2022-11-21T14:57:42","modified_gmt":"2022-11-21T11:57:42","slug":"brigada-diverse-mireana-dan-bran-ilie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19682","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Mirea(n)a, D(a)n, Bra(n), Ili(e)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>20, 21 noiembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n         Rezolvat f\u0103r\u0103 un procent din suta \u00eentreag\u0103. Unul dintre misterele Cretei. Cu ,,pare\u201d \u00eenainte-i, cu o \u00eemp\u0103unare ce pune patru milenii pe seama prostiei str\u0103mo\u0219ilor \u0219i de\u0219tept\u0103ciunea actual\u0103 a nepo\u021bilor. Citit, \u00eens\u0103 ne-priceput. Text religios (c\u00e2t\u0103 religie s\u0103 fie \u00een 45 de semne?) cu o gravid\u0103 zei\u021b\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Am ,,furat\u201d un instantaneu pentru a \u00eencerca s\u0103 m\u0103 dumiresc: de ce este neap\u0103rat nevoie de forma farfuriei pentru crea\u021bia sau existen\u021ba unui ozn? Fiindc\u0103 sesizez c\u0103 toate \u00eencerc\u0103rile omene\u0219ti de a produce un obiect zbur\u0103tor fistichiu sunt \u00een form\u0103 circular\u0103. Oal\u0103, tigaie, ceaun&#8230; toate reproducerile dup\u0103 accesoriile din buc\u0103t\u0103rie.<br \/>\n         Buni observatori, \u00eens\u0103 cam zdren\u021b\u0103ro\u0219i. \u00cenclin s\u0103 cred c\u0103 unii cam achieseaz\u0103 la dubioasa lips\u0103 de timp c\u00e2nd viteza are valen\u021be luminice, \u00eenc\u0103 mai mult, scot mumiile unor in\u0219i ce i-au luat-o \u00eenainte lui Einstein. Un \u0103la zis Sf. Augustin.<br \/>\n        Este vremea balerinilor \u0219i acroba\u021bilor. Vremea pension\u0103rii lor. R\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 de c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n        Fiu-tu e dus cu capul sau tu, nea Gino, n-ai avut timp s\u0103 te ocupi de el suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu omoare rum\u00e2nii la drumul mare?<br \/>\n        Iote belea! Nu Centauri prima ar fi op\u021biunea dint\u00e2i pentru s\u0103la\u0219ul extratere\u0219tri. C-ar fi, cic\u0103, mai aproape o planet\u0103 cam leit\u0103 cu P\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0219i plimb\u0103rea\u021b\u0103 pe deasupra. Rezid\u0103 totu\u0219i \u00eentrebarea: cine s\u0103 ajung\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la 3,2 ani lumin\u0103 \u0219i cu ce?<br \/>\n        Ruine \u0219i-o deflagra\u021bie atomic\u0103 acu tot vreo patru mii de ani. Plauzibil\u0103 dac\u0103 lu\u0103m \u00een calcul \u0219i d\u0103m dreptate ideii c\u0103 nu m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i minte omeneasc\u0103 ar fi putut ridica toate minunile&#8230;..<br \/>\n        ,,\u00cenfr\u0103\u021birea\u201d cet\u0103\u021beniei br\u0103ilene a unui ho\u021b \u0219i locul de capturare a lui pare neverosimil\u0103. Numai Ghergheasa se putea potrivi unei astfel de ,,\u00eent\u00e2lniri\u201d de gradul&#8230;. Nu c-ar avea ceva localitatea, ast\u0103zi. De fapt ce s\u0103 mai \u0219tiu de tumultul din ea? \u00cen unicitatea ei, descinderea de prin anii  90 mi-a l\u0103sat o impresie&#8230;. Pu\u021bin spus rea. De la serviciile de gazd\u0103 ale familiei \u00eensur\u0103\u021belului p\u00e2n\u0103 la finalul ,,chefului cu dar\u201d, toate au fost anapoda, nefiresc de neomene\u0219ti&#8230;.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\n         Dup\u0103 moac\u0103 \u0219i caracterul. O \u021bin langa unii p-aci \u0219i pe dincolo fa\u021b\u0103 de ,,m\u0103ria sa\u201d Firicel. \u00cen afara \u0219tiin\u021bei despre existen\u021ba, doar ea, serialului cu Las&#8230;, n-am avut curiozitatea de-ai scotoci la ma\u021b personajului. C\u0103 s-a drogat, c\u0103 i s-a suspendat carnetul \u0219i el tot \u0219u\u0219aua, c\u0103 juzii s-au ar\u0103tat indiferen\u021bi la boac\u0103nele lui&#8230;. Ba c-ar cam vrea s-o tuleasc\u0103 din localitatea Rom\u00e2nia. Dar la mine nu oamenii legii \u0219i actorul conteaz\u0103 \u0219i deranjeaz\u0103, ci legea \u00een sine, ,,penalele\u201d dou\u0103, \u00een baza c\u0103rora, licit, Firi\u0219or a fost am\u00e2nat p\u00e2n\u0103 la o eventual\u0103 recidiv\u0103, care, bag de seam\u0103, nu prea fuser\u0103 luate \u00een considerare. Ba\u0219ca &#8211; \u0219tiam &#8211; motivarea: implicarea \u00een proiecte educative (dac\u0103 \u0219i Las&#8230; are putere corect-educativ\u0103&#8230; &#8211; fiindc\u0103 altfel nu putem accepta -, atunci s\u0103 am pardon) cu tinerii. Despre droguri, \u00een sine, s-a invocat ,,lipsa interesului public\u201d. Mi se pare ,,normal\u201d, dac\u0103 autorit\u0103\u021bile consider\u0103 c\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea trage pe nas \u0219i gur\u0103, pe cine s\u0103 mai intereseze c\u0103 un \u0103la p\u00e2rlit cu musta\u021b\u0103 \u0219i fa\u021b\u0103 de gunoier s-a al\u0103turat marii comunit\u0103\u021bi de ame\u021bi\u021bi? C\u0103 uite, un afiliat la comentarii vede ridicolul penaliz\u0103rii pentru o banal\u0103 \u021bigar\u0103 de canabis&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Ia s\u0103 fi fost normale autorit\u0103\u021bile braziliene \u0219i s\u0103 nu fi \u00eeng\u0103duit m\u0103riti\u0219ul cet\u0103\u021bencei cu o ar\u0103tare de c\u00e2rp\u0103. Ia s\u0103 fi fost normal\u0103 \u0219i prietena care a fentat-o pe mireas\u0103 \u0219i i-a ,,dovedit\u201d c\u0103 p\u0103pu\u0219a-mire a comunicat prin sms-uri cu o posibil\u0103 amant\u0103. Gr\u0103din\u0103 zise\u0219i, \u0103l de ai comentat primul la o astfel de bazaconie? E curat\u0103 menajerie de nebuni!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20, 21 noiembrie 2022 Rezolvat f\u0103r\u0103 un procent din suta \u00eentreag\u0103. Unul dintre misterele Cretei. 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