{"id":19660,"date":"2022-11-17T15:39:58","date_gmt":"2022-11-17T12:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19660"},"modified":"2022-11-17T15:39:58","modified_gmt":"2022-11-17T12:39:58","slug":"brigada-diverse-fana-lu-deacu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19660","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (F)ana (l)u&#8217; Dea(c)u"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>15 noiembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n        Mi-am dat seama de ce&#8230;. Sunt menit s\u0103 scriu irepetabil. A\u0219a c\u0103 st\u0103ruin\u021bele unui bun prieten vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 efectul scontat. C\u00e2nd manipulezi \u00eenchipuirile trebuie s\u0103 te a\u0219tep\u021bi c\u0103 vei reu\u0219i numai o dat\u0103 perfect, ceea ce este cu totul adev\u0103rat&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Revenind la realitate&#8230;. Irepetabil\u0103 \u0219i ireparabil\u0103 via\u021ba oricui. Nu este nimeni personajul vreunui roman, nu este necesar s\u0103 devin\u0103. Nici m\u0103car pentru h\u00e2rtia mizerabil\u0103 a c\u0103ut\u0103torilor de senza\u021bional. Nici nu poate fi. La 15 ani abia dac\u0103 afli pe ce lume tr\u0103ie\u0219ti. Probabil c\u0103 a\u0219a erau \u0219i ai mei p\u0103rin\u021bi c\u00e2nd s-au g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 e musai s\u0103 m\u0103 conceap\u0103. La 15 ani \u00ee\u021bi po\u021bi numi partenerul de \u00eencerc\u0103ri sexuale cel mult prieten, a\u0219a cum mai to\u021bi ne-am \u00eencredin\u021bat c\u0103 este primul cuv\u00e2nt potrivit spre iubire. La 15 ani s\u0103 faci ,,amor cu iubitul&#8221; \u00een v\u0103zul cititorului este \u00een totalitate o chestiune dep\u0103\u0219it\u0103 lingvistic \u0219i o imposibilitate dup\u0103 ra\u021bionamentul jurnalistic. Existen\u021ba acestui cuplu experimentat, \u00een ciuda \u0219tiin\u021bei vizuale vaste, se poate pune \u00een totalitate sub semnul fabula\u021biei, m\u0103car pentru vocabula \u00eentrebuin\u021bat\u0103 ce impune un comportament \u0219i o serie de tr\u0103iri profunde, neformate \u00eenc\u0103. Cu at\u00e2t mai trist cu c\u00e2t arta amoarei s-a consumat \u00eentr-un automobil \u0219i a adus pieirea micii amoreze.<br \/>\n        Un alt junior se trateaz\u0103 cu apelativul ,,m\u0103i de\u0219teptule cel mai de\u0219tept din lume&#8221;, dup\u0103 o reu\u0219it\u0103 la 13 ani de pe urma c\u0103reia care lumea \u00eenc\u0103 nu profit\u0103 &#8211; ca-n filmul cu Tom Cruise \u0219i bateria interminabil\u0103 -, tr\u0103im tot cu teama c\u0103 ni se vor termina resursele sau nu le vom putea utiliza din cauza pre\u021burilor impuse samsare\u0219te. A fost poate o idee, cum \u0219i mai recenta, despre distrugerea unui univers paralel \u00een care tr\u0103iam&#8230;. Nu zic de ospiciu, nu-i neap\u0103rat de internat hazardatul, m\u0103car o nuielu\u0219\u0103 peste&#8230;. Ba nu, am fost prea drastic. Interdic\u021bie s\u0103 se mai informeze prin mijloacele audio-vizuale. Un an. Se va lecui de dubluri, tripluri&#8230; la existen\u021ba cosmic\u0103.<br \/>\n        S-avem pardon. P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i expun\u0103 mameloanele acum c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, s-a l\u0103sat t\u0103v\u0103lit\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba camerelor de filmat \u00een tinere\u021be f\u0103r\u0103 inhibi\u021bii. De ce le-ar avea la v\u00e2rsta de fa\u021b\u0103. \u0218i nu era neap\u0103rat s\u0103-\u0219i declare lesbianismul, poftele b\u0103be\u0219ti pentru fresh meat \u0219i droguri. Se sub\u00een\u021belegea c\u0103 se putea deda la toate. Madonna.<br \/>\n        Dac\u0103-\u0219i pune scoar\u021ba p\u0103m\u00e2nteasc\u0103 \u00een minte, nu \u00een 11 ore se \u021buguie ca s\u0103 ridice o insul\u0103 \u00een ocean, ci \u00een c\u00e2teva secunde are capacitatea de a \u00een\u0103l\u021ba ceva mai dihai ca Himalaia.<br \/>\n        Dana Budeanu, Dana Budeanu, Dana Budeanu&#8230;. Who the&#8230; is? Una din 20 de \u0219tiri ale sintezei zilei pe facebook o au ca revoltat\u0103.<br \/>\n         Logica. Dac\u0103 se lucreaz\u0103 la un sistem de aterizare pentru o planet\u0103 ca Marte, care, spune-se, are un picu\u021b mititel din atmosfera Terrei, cum naiba am aterizat pe Lun\u0103 \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103 \u0219i nu s-a dus ca bolovanul p\u00e2n\u0103 pe scoar\u021ba ei?<br \/>\n         P\u0103dure, singur\u0103tate, fo\u0219nete. Spaim\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 regula. De-aici \u0219i specula\u021biile. C\u00e2t prive\u0219te pozele imortalizate \u00een asemenea stare, pot jura c\u0103 nu se pot face. Specula\u021biile cu ozn-uri prin p\u0103durile noastre, ni\u0219te&#8230;. Tot fabula\u021bii.<br \/>\n         34-42. At\u00e2ta perioad\u0103 are v\u00e2n\u0103 omul. Dup\u0103 studii \u00eendelungate. O vigoare declarat\u0103 \u0219i expus\u0103. De americani. C\u0103ci de rom\u00e2ni nu poate fi vorba. Ai no\u0219tri se simt tineri \u0219i la 80 de ani.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>15 noiembrie 2022 Mi-am dat seama de ce&#8230;. Sunt menit s\u0103 scriu irepetabil. 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