{"id":19656,"date":"2022-11-16T23:40:04","date_gmt":"2022-11-16T20:40:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19656"},"modified":"2022-11-16T23:40:24","modified_gmt":"2022-11-16T20:40:24","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-cine-m-a-iubit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19656","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – CINE M-A iubit?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Duminic\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103,
\nvesele, cu chef de via\u021b\u0103
\ndou\u0103 \u021ba\u021be stau la poart\u0103
\n\u0219i b\u00e2rfesc cu mare art\u0103…<\/p>\n

Vorbesc tare, sau \u00een \u0219oapte
\ndespre visele de noapte,
\ncum \u00een orice vis al lor
\nle-apare c\u00e2te-un actor…<\/p>\n

– Doamne, Maica`, f\u0103 vecin\u0103,
\nasear\u0103, pe lun\u0103 plin\u0103
\nl-am ghisat pe C\u00ee\u021bu gol…
\nPtiu, p\u0103catu-mi d\u0103 ocol!<\/p>\n

Se f\u0103cea c\u0103 ne iubeam
\nminciunele ne spuneam
\nzicea c\u0103 e premier
\n\u0219i c\u0103 a lui este de hier!<\/p>\n

– \u00ceu! Ce ghise, ai vecin\u0103
\np\u0103 a\u0219a o lun\u0103 plin\u0103…
\nParc\u0103 m\u0103 ia cu c\u0103ldur\u0103
\n\u0219i le\u0219in \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tur\u0103!…<\/p>\n

– Stai, f\u0103, \u0219i nu le\u0219ina!
\nDe ambi\u021bie zicea!…
\n,,Altceva\u201d era prea mic\u0103
\nsau era a\u0219a de fric\u0103…<\/p>\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103muresc
\ndintr-o dat\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc!
\n\u0218i mi-e un necaz de mor
\nc\u0103 n-am iubit un actor!<\/p>\n

– Ce actori, ghisezi, Zanhiro,
\nc\u0103 nici Orban nu-i De Niro!
\nNici Iohannis nu-i Van Damme…
\nAoleu, ce junghiuri am!<\/p>\n

Turcan nu-i vreo Angelin\u0103
\nnici Alina nu-i virgin\u0103
\nnici C\u00ee\u021bu nu-i vreun Brad Pitt
\nda` uite c\u0103 s-a ,,lipit\u201d!<\/p>\n

Orban e ca un Machete
\nare mult succes la fete,
\nle-a-n\u0219irat ca pe o a\u021b\u0103,
\nnu \u0219tiu cum de face fa\u021b\u0103!…<\/p>\n

\u0218i to\u021bi \u0103ia-n Parlament
\nsunt ca \u00een stabiliment,
\nc\u0103 nu au ei mult\u0103 minte,
\nda` cer banu` \u00eenainte!<\/p>\n

– Aoleu, c\u0103 ghine zici!
\nCe-a\u0219 m\u00e2nca ni\u0219te urzici!…
\nIote-o \u0219i p-a lu` Giugeat\u0103
\ncum merge, de zici c\u0103-i beat\u0103!…<\/p>\n

– Da, da` \u0219tii de unde vine?
\nVezi… nu \u0219tii de la mine!..
\nSe \u021bine cu-al lu` Cartoaf\u0103!
\n… \u00een capu` ei, de scroaf\u0103!<\/p>\n

– Phii, s\u0103 mor dac\u0103 \u0219tiam!
\nDa` parc\u0103 erau \u0219i neam!…
\nDe-aia c\u00e2nt\u0103 ea \u00een stran\u0103
\nde zici c\u0103-i mezzosopran\u0103!<\/p>\n

– F\u0103, da` tu unde-\u021bi \u021bii ochii?
\nN-ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 chiar \u0219i popii
\n\u00eei f\u0103cea semne din m\u00e2n\u0103
\ncam acu` fo s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n

Uita popa s\u0103 ceteasc\u0103
\nde iubirea cre\u0219tineasc\u0103
\n\u0219i-ar fi vrut s\u0103 aib\u0103 parte
\n\u0219i de ce nu scrie-n carte!<\/p>\n

F\u0103, \u021bi-am zis de at\u00e2tea ori:
\nmai d\u0103-i dracu` de actori!
\nNici nu vreau s\u0103 mai aud,
\nde actori de Holiud!<\/p>\n

Acilea, la noi, f\u0103i, fat\u0103!
\ne actorie adev\u0103rat\u0103!
\nCe intrig\u0103! Ac\u021biune!
\nC\u00e2nd pun de o mo\u021biune!<\/p>\n

E-o regie, f\u0103, Dorino,
\nca la Quentin Tarantino!
\nC\u00e2nd ei vrea ce e al lor,
\nE R\u0103zboiul… ,,Stelelor\u201d!<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd intr\u0103 la-nghesuial\u0103,
\no pune de o urzeal\u0103
\nca-n Urzeala Tronurilor…
\nS\u0103 le fie-n bafta lor!<\/p>\n

\u0218i s\u0103 nu-mi spui tu mie
\nc\u0103 asta nu-i actorie!
\nCel mai bun e premiat
\nc\u00e2nd mai ia un alt mandat!<\/p>\n

C\u0103, \u0219i noi, de-aci, din sat,
\ncred c\u0103 ne-am mai de\u0219teptat
\nmai \u0219tim \u0219i noi cum e treaba
\nc\u0103, doar nu tr\u0103im degeaba!<\/p>\n

– Phiii, c\u0103 ghine le zici, \u021ba\u021b\u0103!
\nMatale-ai trecut p\u00e2n vea\u021b\u0103…
\nIo, m\u00e2ine-poim\u00e2ine mor
\n\u0219i n-am iubit un actor!<\/p>\n

Acu`, c\u0103 te-ascult pe tine,
\nParc\u0103-mi pare oleac\u0103 ghine!
\nC\u0103 actoru` vine, pleac\u0103…
\n\u0219i nu d\u0103 nicio o cinzeac\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00cei dau dracului, cum spui!
\nHiecare-n treaba lui!
\nDe-aia mi-a fost mie drag
\n\u00eenc-o ,,dubl\u0103\u201d s\u0103 mai trag!<\/p>\n

\u0218i c\u00e2t oi mai avea zile,
\ntrag duble cu mo\u0219 Vasile,
\nvecinu`de l\u00e2ng\u0103 cas\u0103,
\nniciodat\u0103 nu m\u0103 las\u0103!<\/p>\n

Eh, acu` te las \u0219i eu,
\nc\u0103 se scoal\u0103 \u0219i al meu
\n\u0219i \u00eemi cere de m\u00e2ncare
\nel nu \u0219tie de filmare…<\/p>\n

Seam\u0103n\u0103 cu Russel Crow,
\nda` p\u0103cat c\u0103 e un bou!
\nIo \u00eei zic Gladiatoru`,
\n\u0219i el pleac\u0103 cu tractoru`…<\/p>\n

Asta e, n-am avut soart\u0103,
\ns\u0103 iubesc critic de art\u0103,
\nsau, m\u0103car de se putea,
\nun actor, acolo\u0219a….<\/p>\n

A\u0219 mai sta, \u021ba\u021b\u0103, de vorb\u0103,
\nda` am pus s\u0103 hiarb\u0103 o ciorb\u0103
\n\u0219i-acuma te las \u0219i zbor,
\nca s\u0103 nu-mi iau o Palme D`or…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

CINE M-A iubit? Duminic\u0103 diminea\u021b\u0103, vesele, cu chef de via\u021b\u0103 dou\u0103 \u021ba\u021be stau la poart\u0103 \u0219i b\u00e2rfesc cu mare art\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19657,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19656\/revisions\/19657"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}