{"id":19618,"date":"2022-11-10T23:53:22","date_gmt":"2022-11-10T20:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19618"},"modified":"2022-11-10T23:53:29","modified_gmt":"2022-11-10T20:53:29","slug":"brigada-diverse-el-pe-zita-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19618","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; E(l) p(e) Zi\u021b(a) (o)&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>5 noiembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n         S\u0103 revenim totu\u0219i pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Fenomene inexplicabile sunt \u0219i aici destule, nenum\u0103rate mai corect spus. Uite, spre exemplu, doamna sau domni\u0219oara Berea, Nasa-ist\u0103 ultracunoscut\u0103 &#8211; dar dac\u0103 n-am auzit eu despre d\u00e2nsa nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu-\u0219i merit\u0103 calit\u0103\u021bile \u00een\u0219irate de ziarismul rom\u00e2nesc, ,,unul dintre cei mai importan\u021bi oameni de \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 din lume\u201d; cum bine merit\u0103 trimiterea c\u0103tre (,,la\u201d producea vocabule intermediare deocheate) bancul cu africanul \u0219i rom\u00e2nul ce-a trecut peste tevatura \u00eentreb\u0103ri-r\u0103spunsuri intermediare v\u0103dit sictirit, flegmatic la ultimul grupaj: de-al cui din Brazavil e\u0219ti? -, s\u0103 cerceteze de ce g\u0103ina se ou\u0103 de un an \u00eencoace mai scump? Spre cercetare combustibilii, energia electric\u0103, uleiul, gr\u00e2ul&#8230;. Fiindc\u0103 despre ,,cer\u201d &#8211; ar fi trebuit ca jurnalistul de-a \u00eencondeiat-o s\u0103 scrie de fapt ,,spa\u021biu cosmic vizibil\u201d, era mai ,,astronomic\u0103\u201d expresia &#8211; abia dac\u0103 mai putem lua de bun\u0103 vreo teorie, specula\u021biile despre el schimb\u00e2ndu-se fulger\u0103tor de la o zi la alta.<br \/>\n         Ap\u0103i bre, nea Sarko, zy \u0219i matale, iaca merchez. Cum la r\u0103zboi dac\u0103 nu intri \u00een r\u0103zboi?, c\u0103 bine zise\u0219i. Cum pace dac\u0103 nu te pui la o tacla cu Putin? \u0218i-a\u0219 chestiona \u0219i eu: cum pre\u0219edinte c\u00e2nd menirea-\u021bi este de ,,circar\u201d?<br \/>\n        Nu trag \u00een gur\u0103 c\u0103 n-ar avea el ce povesti &#8211; tocmai m\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 are vreo povestioar\u0103 mai a\u0219a, nu tocmai de scris, despre vremea colabor\u0103rii cu Rba -, \u00eens\u0103 nu prea cred c\u0103 via\u021ba lui narat\u0103 ar aduce un plus \u00een cariera c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bilor de gen. \u0218tie deja fiecare c\u0103 timpurile \u0219i manierele de lucru difer\u0103 radical. Ar fi reu\u0219it Smiley pe timpul Angelei Similea s\u0103-\u0219i construiasc\u0103 o carier\u0103 muzical\u0103? Deloc. Ce c\u0103i s\u0103 le indice altora Fuego, c\u00e2t s\u0103 le marcheze iremediabil soarta? Ca s\u0103 nu ridic preten\u021bii la alegerea neinspirat\u0103 a titlului de articol despre confes\u0103rile ,,starului\u201d: Povestea vie\u021bii. Doar pentru ultra rapida conexare cu Ion Creang\u0103. C\u0103 deh, e-un pic mai celebru dec\u00e2t Surugiu.<br \/>\n       De\u0219i e morbid\u0103, de\u0219i despre mor\u021bi doar de bine&#8230; nu pot s\u0103 nu remarc \u00een chipul unora teribilismul, soarta implacabil\u0103. Nu neap\u0103rat tiristul i-a curmat ei \u0219i feti\u021bei via\u021ba, ci manierei dezinteresate cu care foarte mul\u021bi se \u00eenve\u0219m\u00e2nt\u0103. Ei \u0219i numai ei conteaz\u0103, ei \u0219i numai ei au prioritate. Nediscut\u00e2nd despre specificit\u0103\u021bile rutieristice. Cum bine remarcam pe alt ten distan\u021ba de R\u00e2mnic a ob\u00e2r\u0219iei sale: vreo 15 kilometri, nu mai pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n       La o banc\u0103 &#8211; fiindc\u0103 aceea\u0219i brusc\u0103 alipire, stima\u021bi ,,colegi\u201d (ghilimele doar pentru faptul c\u0103 ei sunt \u0219i eu m\u0103 prefac a fi), i-ar da ursului sau g\u00e2\u0219tei fason de prezen\u021b\u0103 &#8211; cont. Musai. De ne lu\u0103m dup\u0103 lege, ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 persoan\u0103, ar fi obligat \u0219i abia ie\u0219itul din p\u00e2ntec s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenscrie datele \u0219i s\u0103 de\u021bin\u0103 o secven\u021b\u0103 numeric\u0103 la casele astea de bani. Totu\u0219i, obligativitate general\u0103, dar la care? Incluziune zic ei, de\u0219i mi s-a p\u0103rut \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 acum o lips\u0103 de responsabilizare a p\u0103rin\u021bilor &#8211; discu\u021bie colateral\u0103 &#8211; prin crearea pentru adolescen\u021bii de sub 16 ani a unui card bancar pentru aloca\u021bii. \u0218i-ar mai fi chestiunea imposibil de legiferat a lipsei de comision la tranzac\u021bii.<br \/>\n        Expresia ,,A r\u0103mas tablou\u201d este nimerit\u0103 post\u0103rii domnului profesor B\u0103t\u0103turescu, cu acordarea de rigoare pentru protagoni\u0219tii \u00eenm\u0103rmuri\u021bi \u00een uleiul pictural. C\u0103 privesc aproape impasibili la domni\u0219oara expus\u0103 de facto&#8230; ar fi trebuit s\u0103 remarce \u0219i ea, nurii d\u00e2nsei, \u00een ciuda debord\u0103rii, nu impresioneaz\u0103 pe nimeni. Sau poate e un exerci\u021biu. Dac\u0103 pictura se holbeaz\u0103, poate&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 noiembrie 2022 S\u0103 revenim totu\u0219i pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Fenomene inexplicabile sunt \u0219i aici destule, nenum\u0103rate mai corect spus. Uite, spre<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19618"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19619,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19618\/revisions\/19619"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}