{"id":19601,"date":"2022-11-06T15:58:28","date_gmt":"2022-11-06T12:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19601"},"modified":"2022-11-06T15:58:28","modified_gmt":"2022-11-06T12:58:28","slug":"cotetul-cu-metafore-bocet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19601","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Bocet"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Peneleu cu pana sur\u0103,
\nuseri\u0219tii \u021bi-o f\u0103cur\u0103
\nc\u0103 tu i-ai luat de pe drum
\n\u0219i ei te \u00eenjur\u0103-acum…<\/p>\n

C\u0103 tu i-ai luat de crescut
\n(alt\u0103 treab\u0103 n-ai avut?)
\n\u0219i-acum ei au ajuns mari
\nau ajuns parlamentari…<\/p>\n

Ai negociat pe-ascuns
\n\u0219i mini\u0219tri tu i-ai uns,
\n\u00eenc\u00e2t \u0219i Rare\u0219 Bogdan
\n\u021bi-a zis chiar de-acum un an…<\/p>\n

Iar acuma, te-a tr\u0103dat
\n\u0219i cu C\u00ee\u021bu el s-a dat
\nfiindc\u0103 \u0219i el a sim\u021bit
\nc\u0103 vremea \u021bi s-a sf\u00e2r\u0219it!<\/p>\n

De ce, m\u0103, nu te-ai g\u00e2ndit?
\nUSR \u021bi-a trebuit?
\nPSD-u` nu l-ai mai vrut,
\nde ce nu \u021bi-a mai pl\u0103cut?<\/p>\n

Ce-ai crezut, tu, Ludovic?
\nC\u0103 ei tac, nu zic nimic?
\nVezi? Te bate Dumnezeu
\nc\u0103 te-ai rupt de pesedeu!<\/p>\n

Ce faci, Orbane, acu`,
\nc\u00e2nd \u021bi-ai v\u00e2ndut sufletu`?
\nCine te mai ia \u00een bra\u021be
\ns\u0103 mai face\u021bi alian\u021be?<\/p>\n

C\u0103 n-ai avut, m\u0103, minte,
\ns\u0103 ascul\u021bi de Pre\u0219edinte,
\nc\u0103 te sus\u021binea pe tine
\n\u0219i-ajungeai la fel de bine…<\/p>\n

Vai, s\u0103rmane peneleu
\ncum te bate Dumnezeu,
\ns\u0103 nu gu\u0219ti lapte \u0219i miere
\nchiar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti la putere…<\/p>\n

V-a\u021bi tot l\u0103udat mereu
\nc\u0103 acest PNRR-u
\nva face din ast\u0103 \u021bar\u0103,
\nuna extraordinar\u0103…<\/p>\n

\u00cen care, dac\u0103 vom vrea,
\nasfalt\u0103m \u0219i Dun\u0103rea
\nMarea Neagr\u0103, \u00een mod real
\nva fi parc industrial…<\/p>\n

Uite, pl\u00e2nge pesedeul
\nc\u0103 sl\u0103be\u0219te iar\u0103\u0219i leul,
\nc\u0103 nici pensii, nici salarii
\nnu mai cresc dup\u0103 Rusalii…<\/p>\n

Pl\u00e2nge cu lacrimi amare
\nfiindc\u0103 dup\u0103 num\u0103rare,
\nTot Clotilde e primar
\nnu e Tudorache iar…<\/p>\n

\u0218i-atunci a-nceput r\u0103zboiu`:
\nnu s-a ridicat gunoiu,
\ns-au \u00eenmul\u021bit \u0219obolanii
\nfiindc\u0103 nu s-au pl\u0103tit banii…<\/p>\n

Clotilde prinde curaj
\n\u0219i strig\u0103 c\u0103-i sabotaj,
\ntoat\u0103-aceast\u0103 odisee
\nse-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u0103 e femeie…<\/p>\n

\u0218i c\u0103, p\u00e2n-acuma, to\u021bi,
\nau fost ho\u021bi \u0219i mafio\u021bi,
\niar ea vrea \u00een capital\u0103
\nNoua Ordine Mondial\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00cen timpu-\u0103sta, Nicu\u0219or,
\nce-are-n cap un cuibu\u0219or
\nnu \u0219tie cum s\u0103 ne spuie
\nc\u0103 Hagi o avea statuie…<\/p>\n

Vai, s\u0103rmane peneleu,
\nera bine-n useleu,
\nc\u0103 era o armonie:
\nd\u0103 \u0219i mie, na \u0219i \u021bie!<\/p>\n

Zicea\u021bi despre pesedi\u0219ti
\nc\u0103 sunt ni\u0219te comuni\u0219ti!
\nDespre \u0103\u0219tia, useri\u0219ti,
\nzice\u021bi c\u0103 sunt progresi\u0219ti!<\/p>\n

Un` te duci tu, mai ales,
\nc\u00e2nd n-oi mai fi reales?
\nOri va disp\u0103rea partidu`
\ncum a disp\u0103rut covidu`?<\/p>\n

Uite colea, la Ciolacu,
\ns-a f\u0103cut frate cu dracu`
\n\u0219i-a r\u0103mas conduc\u0103tor
\nchiar \u00een ciuda tuturor!<\/p>\n

\u0218i-a f\u0103cut \u0219i o echip\u0103
\nde\u0219i adunat\u0103-n prip\u0103
\ndar m\u0103car vorbesc corect
\nc\u00e2nd mai intr\u0103 \u00een direct…<\/p>\n

Aoleu \u0219i vai de mine,
\nasta-i facerea de bine:
\nc\u00e2nd Rare\u0219 \u0219i cu Turcan
\nte-or da jos pe tobogan!…<\/p>\n

Acuma, \u0219tii c\u0103 se poate
\ns\u0103 ai soarta lui Renate!
\nDe\u0219i nu e\u0219ti avocat,
\npo\u021bi fi \u0219i tu ,,revocat\u201d!<\/p>\n

Aoleu, fi-r-a\u021bi s\u0103 fi\u021bi!
\nAoleu, nu mai min\u021bi\u021bi!
\nFiindc\u0103, din cauza voastr\u0103,
\nva fi vai de via\u021ba noastr\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bocet Peneleu cu pana sur\u0103, useri\u0219tii \u021bi-o f\u0103cur\u0103 c\u0103 tu i-ai luat de pe drum \u0219i ei te \u00eenjur\u0103-acum… C\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19601"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19601"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19601\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19602,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19601\/revisions\/19602"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}