{"id":19599,"date":"2022-11-06T15:56:04","date_gmt":"2022-11-06T12:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19599"},"modified":"2022-11-06T15:56:04","modified_gmt":"2022-11-06T12:56:04","slug":"brigada-diverse-canci-acuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19599","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; Ca(n)ci (a)curi!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>29 octombrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Chiar nu s-a c\u0103lug\u0103rit. Ba \u00eenc\u0103 a mai \u0219i p\u0103c\u0103tuit pe ici-colo. G\u00e2nduri curate totu\u0219i, m\u0103 legam de evenimentul nepl\u0103cut petrecut cu ocazia unui spectacol la R\u00e2mnicu S\u0103rat, \u00eenainte de 89. Cum mi s-a p\u0103ruit Mirabela Dauer cu Maria Nagy pe motive pur&#8230; femeie\u0219ti. C-ajunsese una \u00eenaintea celeilalte, de\u0219i se doriser\u0103 sincronizate perfect.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 iei 57 de milioane ca s\u0103&#8230; subven\u021bionezi angajarea unora. C\u0103 tineri, c\u0103 peste 45 de ani, mai c\u0103 vor face pagub\u0103. Nu e o solu\u021bie \u00een sistemul capitalist, unde timpul \u0219i capacitatea maxim\u0103 de profesare sunt cheile plusului valoare, ci doar o aburire a tuturor c\u0103 se stimuleaz\u0103 munca \u0219i se poate face un profit. Da, exist\u0103 unul, al celor ce ,,manipuleaz\u0103\u201d derularea proiectului.<br \/>\n        \u0218i \u0103la care le fabric\u0103 de ce le-a mai f\u0103cut? Ca s\u0103 se laude \u00een lumea toat\u0103 c\u0103 a inventat el cauciucurile quatro stagioni? Ca rom\u00e2nul nostru legiuitor s\u0103-i pun\u0103 be\u021be \u00een roate? Nu pe \u00eentreprinz\u0103tor s\u0103-l falimenteze, ci pe al lui \u0219ofer, care \u0219i-a zis c\u0103 umblatul frecvent la prizoane \u00eel poate costa mai mult. Poate chiar r\u00e2ndul de ,,\u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103ri\u201d de iarn\u0103 sau de var\u0103.<br \/>\n       Cum mi-l surprinser\u0103 pe \u0219\u0103ful \u0103l s\u00e2rb dedesubtul scriiturii. \u0218i-n scriitur\u0103 cum mi-i zicea cu foc despre arogan\u021ba lui Zelenski. Ap\u0103i nu to\u021bi sunt b\u0103tr\u00e2ni \u0219i \u00een\u021belep\u021bi. S\u0103 vede\u021bi c\u00e2nd s-o trage linia la final, c\u00e2nd o pl\u0103ti micul tupeist.<br \/>\n       Po\u021bi s\u0103-i pui chip, po\u021bi s\u0103-l faci s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103, ba \u00eenc\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spund\u0103 \u00een calitate de&#8230; consultant, b\u0103nuiesc. Ma\u0219ina-pictor le-a dat de g\u00e2ndit lorzilor din camera englez\u0103, iar creatorul &#8211; iat\u0103 unde era Dumnezeu &#8211; le-a oferit un viitor&#8230; lenevos. Ma\u0219inile oricum fac lucrurile mai bine dec\u00e2t omul, ,,&#8230; a\u0219a c\u0103 ar fi o nebunie ca ei s\u0103 nu o fac\u0103&#8230;\u201d. Iaca unde se va ajunge. \u0218i ne-om dori s\u0103 gre\u0219im&#8230;.<br \/>\n        \u00cenainte de a descrie cu lux de am\u0103nunte ma\u0219inile de zbor, mai corect spus dec\u00e2t avioane, Vimanas, indienii no\u0219tri ar fi trebuit s\u0103 \u0219tie ce sunt acelea \u021b\u0103rile, continentele \u0219i planetele. Ah, \u0219i sistemul solar. Fiindc\u0103 de-mi amintesc bine, abia se \u0219tia de vreo c\u00e2teva planete, chiar \u0219i dup\u0103 Copernic \u0219i Galileo Galilei. P\u00e2n\u0103 mai \u00eencoace, c\u00e2nd descoperir\u0103m renegata cotidian\u0103 planet\u0103 Pluto.<br \/>\n        \u0218tiin\u021b\u0103 mult\u0103. C\u00e2t s\u0103 explici de ce fug \u00een anumite perioade \u0219i \u00een anumite locuri pietrele. De-ar avea vreo importan\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n        Ca s\u0103 deviezi un asteroid \u00ee\u021bi trebuie unul la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103. Ca s\u0103 savurezi succesul devierii trebuie s\u0103 fii american, trebuie s\u0103 stai la un loc cu al\u021bii \u0219i, ca \u00een filmele lor autohtone, trebuie s\u0103 exuberezi de at\u00e2ta bucurie.<br \/>\n        Ciudat, se mir\u0103 unii. Cum de nu mai prezint\u0103 nicio importan\u021b\u0103 Triunghiul Bermudelor? Tot ei concluzioneaz\u0103 c\u0103 viralizarea excesiv\u0103 produce plictis.<br \/>\n        Fiecare cu&#8230; \u021bara sa, fiecare cu rezultatele lui. De aceea s-a sup\u0103rat germanul pe suedez, c\u0103 nu share-uie\u0219te datele anchetei despre conducta Nord Stream cu el.<br \/>\n       Mai toate animalele la ananghie pre\u021buiesc via\u021ba \u0219i g\u0103sesc metode prin care s-o protejeze \u0219i s\u0103 supravie\u021buiasc\u0103. Pinguinii unul \u00een altul, cu schimbul, c\u00e2nd este ger. \u0218i omul, de\u0219i rar, este tot un animal.<br \/>\n      Ca s\u0103 investe\u0219ti 30.000 de parai, trebuie s\u0103 ai. \u00cens\u0103 n-am auzit pe nimeni s\u0103 nu-l doar\u0103 capul dup\u0103 o asemenea decizie. \u0218i sunt oleac\u0103 de bani euroii \u0103\u0219tia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>29 octombrie 2022 Chiar nu s-a c\u0103lug\u0103rit. Ba \u00eenc\u0103 a mai \u0219i p\u0103c\u0103tuit pe ici-colo. G\u00e2nduri curate totu\u0219i, m\u0103 legam<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19599"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19599"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19600,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19599\/revisions\/19600"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}