{"id":19578,"date":"2022-11-03T23:31:04","date_gmt":"2022-11-03T20:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19578"},"modified":"2022-11-03T23:31:04","modified_gmt":"2022-11-03T20:31:04","slug":"brigada-diverse-cler-la-nana-mitra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19578","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; C(l)er (l)a na(n)a Mitr(a)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>26 octombrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Ca s\u0103 m\u0103 fac de tot r\u00e2sul. Uitai toat\u0103 ziulica &#8211; \u0219i fu mare &#8211; s\u0103 mi \u021bi-l urez pe Teo Cabel. \u0218i-i 10-n noapte \u0219i mi-e c\u0103&#8230;. Dar mai \u00eencerc, vreo dou\u0103 ore. P\u00e2n\u0103 n-adoarme. Cu s\u0103n\u0103tate, prietene!<br \/>\n        Nu ne facem griji c\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 fumeg\u0103torul Kilimanjaro mai sunt \u0219i ,,rum\u00e2ni\u201d cu case, cu animale, cu via\u021b\u0103 \u00een pericol, ci pentru ,,cea mai popular\u0103 rut\u0103 a alpini\u0219tilor\u201d, afectat\u0103 de erup\u021bie.<br \/>\n        La femei te a\u0219tep\u021bi la orice. Ca la jurnali\u0219ti. Femeile nu sunt tocmai preg\u0103tite pentru drume\u021bii prin mun\u021bi, jurnali\u0219tii nu tocmai normali c\u00e2nd se g\u00e2ndesc mai mult la \u00eenc\u0103l\u021b\u0103mintea uneia dintre ele dec\u00e2t la decesul acesteia.<br \/>\n        La femei s\u0103 nu te duci f\u0103r\u0103&#8230; pe\u0219te. Iar dac\u0103 totu\u0219i ai ocazia, ai grij\u0103: cur\u0103\u021b\u0103-l \u0219i g\u0103te\u0219te-l. Altfel s-ar putea s\u0103-i vin\u0103 g\u00e2nduri n\u0103stru\u0219nice. Iaca una p-ici goal\u0103 ca Eva, cu unul \u00een dreptul s\u00e2nilor \u0219i cu altul mai&#8230; jos. O indecen\u021b\u0103 de genul reclamei \u00een care o huidum\u0103 de b\u0103rbat face pe placul speakerului \u0219i \u00eei urmeaz\u0103 indica\u021biile, ar\u0103t\u00e2nd c\u0103tre inghinalul ru\u0219inos al partenerei. Printre altele.<br \/>\n        Mai \u00een\u021beleg cum este s\u0103 asi\u0219ti un automobil, \u00eens\u0103 nu-mi \u00eenchipui \u00eenc\u0103 ce \u00eendrum\u0103ri pot primii bicicletele electrice.<br \/>\n        Bog\u0103\u021bie, frate! E de colea s\u0103 ,,recuperezi\u201d o cutie cu din\u021bi de aur? Dar cic\u0103-s false astfel de zvonuri, ucrainenii au exagerat cu smul\u0219ii de c\u0103tre ru\u0219i.<br \/>\n        A\u0219a vehiculeaz\u0103 \u0219i Biblia c\u0103 nu-i posibil traiul \u00eenainte de genez\u0103. A\u0219a \u0219i istoricii credeau c\u0103 nu erau de isprav\u0103 neoliticii, c\u0103 la v\u00e2n\u0103toare, c\u0103 nomazi, nu ridic\u0103tori de temple prin zona Tepe. \u0218i ca s\u0103 doarm\u0103 cercet\u0103torii lini\u0219ti\u021bi noapte, nu cu grija c\u0103 li se vor t\u0103ia fondurile pentru traiul zilei de m\u00e2ine, au luat comportamentul de drept deviant. Ca m\u00e2ine o sus\u021bin p-aia cu extratere\u0219trii antici. S\u0103 se mai coac\u0103 numai ideea.<br \/>\n        Nu m\u0103 mai mir\u0103 nimic. La mintea pu\u0219tilor trecu\u021bi de 18 \u0219i ajun\u0219i cu pluta pe la maxim 32 de ani, e doar o exagerare diferen\u021ba de aproape un milion de euro \u00eentre factura de la energia electric\u0103 curent\u0103 \u0219i cea de mai ieri. \u00cen alt\u0103 via\u021b\u0103 s-ar fi dat de ceasul mor\u021bii \u0219i-ar fi declan\u0219at o revolu\u021bie, dac\u0103 apuca s\u0103 nu fac\u0103 infarct la primirea \u00een\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103rii de plat\u0103.<br \/>\n        Peak oil cic\u0103 s-ar numi momentul \u00een care s-ar trezi produc\u0103torii de petrol (aici s-a gre\u0219it, se numesc produse din petrol) din mahmureala&#8230;. Ei mahmuri? Noi pro\u0219ti \u0219i mai ales \u021b\u0103rile care le-au dat pe m\u00e2n\u0103 resursele subsolului.<br \/>\n       Doctor \u00een minerit \u0219i student la inginerie minier\u0103. Asta este culmea \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntului. La aceea\u0219i facultate. De\u0219i pare doar o formalitate ca doctorul s\u0103 devin\u0103 coordonator de doctorat. O t\u00e2mpenie, \u00eens\u0103 cu sus\u021binere \u00eentemeiat\u0103: ,,Eu am ore, dar nu \u00eemi predau mie.\u201d. Slav\u0103 ministerului de resort. S\u0103 nu se \u00eencurce profesorul cu elevul.<br \/>\n         Pove\u0219tile exper\u021bilor nu contenesc s\u0103 apar\u0103, reu\u0219ind \u00eentr-o milionime de clipit\u0103 a universului s\u0103 deduc\u0103 zona p\u0103m\u00e2ntean\u0103 este buricul arealului sistemelor solare privilegiate. O bul\u0103, un gol ,,fertil\u201d cam de o mie de ani lumin\u0103 care creeaz\u0103 stele. De\u0219i s-a cam puturo\u0219it extensibilul spa\u021biu, expandabil cam cu un drum de R\u00e2mnic-Fotin pe secund\u0103.<br \/>\n        Nu trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 rog la nimeni, sunt ur\u00e2t \u0219i de aceea n-am avut \u0219ansa s\u0103 sucesc min\u021bile femeilor ca ,,senor\u201d mucenic Hristofor, \u00eempl\u00e2ntat \u00een pelicula colorat\u0103 de pe murul m\u0103n\u0103stirii de la Topliceni, ajuns chinocefal dup\u0103 st\u0103ruin\u021bele nu zadarnice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>26 octombrie 2022 Ca s\u0103 m\u0103 fac de tot r\u00e2sul. Uitai toat\u0103 ziulica &#8211; \u0219i fu mare &#8211; s\u0103 mi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19578"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19578"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19579,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19578\/revisions\/19579"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}