{"id":19551,"date":"2022-10-30T14:51:01","date_gmt":"2022-10-30T11:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19551"},"modified":"2022-10-30T14:51:01","modified_gmt":"2022-10-30T11:51:01","slug":"brigada-diverse-portiere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19551","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (P)ortiere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>23-24 octombrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Hai s-o-n\u021belegem \u0219i pe asta cu milit\u0103ria. Cum bine-ar fi s\u0103 ne d\u0103m seama ce pericole circul\u0103 cu automobilul. Prima \u0219i prima dat\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103rim mintea ce zburd\u0103 \u00eentre 14 &#8211; pu\u021bin, dar cu perspectiv\u0103 -, 18 &#8211; instala\u021bia de \u00eenc\u0103lzire func\u021bioneaz\u0103 la 80% din puterea caloric\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i 25 c\u00e2nd arderile interne se transform\u0103 \u00een pl\u0103p\u0103mioar\u0103 cald\u0103. E drept, abia \u00eencepi s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi rostul vie\u021bii, nevoile, \u00eendatoririle, posibilit\u0103\u021bile, \u00eens\u0103 e un \u00eenceput. Ei, de-a\u0219 fi om cu scaun la cap (\u0219i nu prea sunt) &#8211; s\u0103 m\u0103 considera\u021bi ca oricare dintre dumneavoastr\u0103, a\u0219 deda categoriile din urm\u0103 unui regim special, l\u0103s\u00e2nd puietul s\u0103-i mai vin\u0103 glagoria la cap. Dup\u0103 aceea, dup\u0103 sfertul de sut\u0103, d\u0103-le volan \u0219i arme pe m\u00e2n\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 nu mai pot. Ca s\u0103 nu mai moar\u0103 incon\u0219tien\u021bi pe deplin \u00een accidente sau \u00een cazarm\u0103 \u00eempu\u0219cat la 22 de ani cu propria arm\u0103.<br \/>\n        858. Un num\u0103r minimalizat astfel: at\u00e2t a furnizat occidentul ca armament, \u00een timp ce ,,bravii&#8221; o\u0219teni ucraineni au capturat, din vorbele proprii, 460, tancuri, ce altceva?, ruse\u0219ti. \u0218i vor s\u0103 credem c\u0103 pe vastele zone geografice de la nord \u0219i est de Rom\u00e2nia, fier\u0103t\u0103niile lor, de import toate, pot c\u00e2\u0219tiga sau reprezenta un r\u0103zboi dintre cele prezentate, de anvergur\u0103.<br \/>\n       Gura gogomanului adev\u0103r gr\u0103ie\u0219te. C\u00e2t e el de Musk, c\u00e2t se laud\u0103 c\u0103 d\u0103 la retur rachetele de plecat \u00een cer cu ele &#8211; sunt curios p\u00e2n\u0103 unde -, recunoa\u0219te &#8211; parc\u0103 pentru toat\u0103 omenirea, c\u0103 niscaiul lui de robot n-are at\u00e2ta ,,cap&#8221; c\u00e2t s\u0103 zburde nestingherit prin lume. Nu mai pun \u00eentrebarea ,,S\u0103 fac\u0103 ce?&#8221;, a devenit inutil\u0103 chiar pentru oameni. De aceea sunt nedumeri\u021bi neneii ziari\u0219ti prezen\u021bi, dac\u0103 ante-Optimus, o alt\u0103 creatur\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 cap de om, pus s\u0103 mearg\u0103 \u0219i l\u0103udat \u00eentr-un videoclip cum \u0219tie a c\u0103ra cutii \u0219i d\u0103dea cu stropitoarea ap\u0103 la plante, era teleghidat.<br \/>\n        Na c\u0103 mai sunt \u0219i dintre cei ce consider\u0103 pozi\u021bia de prezident a lui Putin o binecuv\u00e2ntare. C\u0103 s-a \u00eensc\u0103unat pe vreme de penurie, foamete, armat\u0103 ca vai de ea, rubla aidoma, economia \u00een papainoage, dar mai ales ,,Arta devenit\u0103 un bordel.&#8221;. Drept pentru care s-a erijat \u00een ,,scut al securit\u0103\u021bii mondiale.&#8221;. De\u0219i nu-s \u00eempotriv\u0103-i dec\u00e2t cu jum\u0103tate de gur\u0103, e prea mult chiar \u0219i pentru el, un biet muritor, cu chip mongoloid, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, \u0219i nimic altceva.<br \/>\n       Dac\u0103 femeia din imagine, imens de mult\u0103 la corp, spune c\u0103 a tr\u0103it cinci ani de zile \u00eentr-o gar\u0103 din Bruxelles, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e boierie \u00een Belgia \u0219i mai c\u0103 m\u0103 tenteaz\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 invit s\u0103 i v\u0103 al\u0103tura\u021bi. Am totu\u0219i re\u021bineri. Nu v-a\u021bi vedea niciunul mobil\u00e2nd cel pu\u021bin gara de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 hotelul Thon &#8211; de ne cazar\u0103 \u00een el gazdele prim\u0103verii rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti la final de aprilie 2018 -, st\u00e2nd colac pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ziduri, nici m\u0103car cer\u0219ind o copeic\u0103.<br \/>\n        C\u00e2teva moduri de a expune o idee, fie c\u00e2t de aberant\u0103, \u00eemi repugn\u0103. O chestiune ca mama bolnav\u0103, doctorii neputincio\u0219i, scrupulo\u0219i la serviciu c\u00e2t s\u0103 izgoneasc\u0103 fiica ei spre a-i pune cruce, cinci minute pentru un ultim dialog cu muribunda, folosite \u00een scop de rug\u0103 la Dumnezeu, mam\u0103 trezit\u0103 ca din mor\u021bi, miracol, o fotografie cu un mort pe mas\u0103 \u0219i vreo \u0219apte medici apleca\u021bi la 90 de grade, pio\u0219i&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Afurisi\u021bi \u0219i nobela\u0219ii. Cum \u00eel enervar\u0103 pe Zelenski acord\u00e2nd distinc\u021bia pentru pace nu numai cuiva din Ucraina. Al\u0103turi de ea, Rusia \u0219i Belarus \u00eentregesc trioul unor organiza\u021bii militante anti r\u0103zboi considerate viabile. Na, s\u00e2c!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>23-24 octombrie 2022 Hai s-o-n\u021belegem \u0219i pe asta cu milit\u0103ria. Cum bine-ar fi s\u0103 ne d\u0103m seama ce pericole circul\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19551"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19552,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19551\/revisions\/19552"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}