{"id":19523,"date":"2022-10-29T20:52:23","date_gmt":"2022-10-29T17:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19523"},"modified":"2022-10-28T21:29:25","modified_gmt":"2022-10-28T18:29:25","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alburea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19523","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alburea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        E aproape ireal. Num\u0103r\u00e2nd, nepotrivit, la un priveghi, nun\u021bile, am realizat c\u00e2t de multe lucr\u0103ri am executat \u00een decursul anilor, peste o mie.<br \/>\n        Spatele casei lui Buicescu putea fi o bagatel\u0103. Aproape de a fi plat, aproape de a fi perfect. \u00cens\u0103 nu tot ce pare la accesibil se definitiveaz\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 mici impedimente. C\u00e2t i-ar fi fost dulgherului s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 punctul de confluen\u021b\u0103 al celor trei pante, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t dolia \u0219i creasta \u00eenvecinat\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 linii nefr\u00e2nte? C\u00e2t i-ar fi irosit din timp s\u0103 aduc\u0103 la acela\u0219i nivel poala celor dou\u0103 planuri ce formau dolia? Pentru nici m\u0103car dou\u0103 ore \u00eentregi de <strong>aliniat<\/strong> c\u0103priorii, a preferat solu\u021bia ,,unde se termin\u0103 c\u0103priorii, acolo prindem prima sc\u00e2ndur\u0103\u201d, p\u0103guboas\u0103. El tr\u00e2nte\u0219te dou\u0103 cuie \u00een lemn, dac\u0103 le bate \u0219i pe acelea, iar tu, tinichigiul, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103sori trei-patru dimensiuni, s\u0103 tai, s\u0103 potrive\u0219ti, tabla, s\u0103 o ridici l\u00e2ng\u0103 perete la nou\u0103zeci de grade, la flor\u0103rie, s\u0103 tai un fal\u021b chiar unde ar fi fost necesar s\u0103 fi \u00eenceput \u0219i pe partea aceea dolia. Un fleac pe c\u00e2t de neutil, pe at\u00e2t de solicitant \u0219i risipitor de vreme. Fiindc\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ia lucrul la el nu mai pu\u021bin de 10 minute \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi faci planuri c\u00e2t din locul \u00een care ai coam\u0103 a r\u0103mas p\u00e2n\u0103 la col\u021bul acoperi\u0219ului, ca s\u0103 \u00eencadrezi c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t r\u00e2ndurile \u0219i ultima bucat\u0103, s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 mai mic\u0103 de 40 de centimetri, minimul acceptabil ca s\u0103 mai po\u021bi l\u0103sa de-o coam\u0103 \u0219i nu de un fal\u021b, altfel n-ai nici cum l\u0103sa \u00eencheietura la confluen\u021ba cu creasta de pe diagonal\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu se lase definitiv creasta de r\u00e2nd, nici cum ridica la poale ca s\u0103 stea m\u0103car jum\u0103tate perpendicular\u0103 pe planul foilor. M\u0103sur\u0103toarea de prob\u0103 se face cu \u0219or\u021bul pe care \u00eel prepui ca m\u0103sur\u0103torii de ari pe c\u00e2mp pe sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, execu\u021bi o linie cu col\u021bul <strong>albinos<\/strong> de tabl\u0103 zincat\u0103, iei marj\u0103 aproximativ \u0219apte centimetri din urm\u0103 \u0219i tot a\u0219a p\u00e2n\u0103 la final, c\u00e2nd \u00eencuviin\u021bezi sau nu metrajul ini\u021bial. O incursiune necesar\u0103 \u00een geometria \u0219i <strong>algebra<\/strong> ochiometric\u0103 pentru a scurta taton\u0103rile \u0219i a trece mai repede la \u00eenvelirea nudei sc\u00e2nduri, sensibil\u0103, ca \u0219i pere\u021bii, la ploaie. Meniu complet, nu numai montajul tablei, ci \u0219i a jgheaburilor \u0219i burlanelor, precum \u0219i flor\u0103riile de tabl\u0103 peste cele de lemn, oriunde exista a\u0219a ceva \u0219i nu necesita jgheaburi. Pe strad\u0103 la vedere, \u00een laterale \u0219i spate constr\u00e2n\u0219i de gardul aflat la mic\u0103 distan\u021b\u0103 de cas\u0103. Pe unde s\u0103 strecori scara, unde s\u0103 te strecori \u0219i tu \u0219i cum s\u0103 urci pe scar\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la nivelul necesar aranj\u0103rii, \u00eembin\u0103rii \u0219i lipirii ei? O parte, de fapt cam \u00een toate situa\u021biile, rezolvate prin mutarea sc\u0103rii la domnul Tutulan, om f\u0103r\u0103 ,,cuv\u00e2ntare\u201d ar\u021b\u0103goas\u0103 \u0219i amenin\u021b\u0103toare ca al\u021bii, \u00een stare s\u0103 i\u0219te r\u0103zboiul nuclear din \u00eenc\u0103lcarea teritoriului. Sunt c\u00e2teva persoane notorii \u00een amintirea mea&#8230;. De parc\u0103 n-ar fi avut d\u00e2n\u0219ii niciodat\u0103 o nevoie ca a noastr\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu ne trezim cu hainele rupte de at\u00e2ta ,,<strong>alezare<\/strong>\u201d prin frecarea cu peretele, gardul \u0219i plantele de voie sau din proprie ini\u021biativ\u0103 crescute \u00eentre ele. S\u0103 putem accede c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t la jgheab, s\u0103 nu ne g\u00e2ndim prea mult la echilibru \u0219i prea pu\u021bin la activitatea principal\u0103. Mai pi scar\u0103, mai pi gard, mai pi-ci, s\u0103 nu ne trezim \u00een urzici. D\u0103dur\u0103m zor s\u0103 termin\u0103m, s\u0103 se vad\u0103 aproape de jena privirii c\u0103 n-am reu\u0219it s\u0103 <strong>aliniem<\/strong> perfect toate fal\u021burile \u0219i toate coamele, c\u0103 vreun ciubuc (de jgheab) a r\u0103mas ,,bosumflat\u201d sau niscai burlane nu-s chiar a\u021b\u0103 dup\u0103 cump\u0103n\u0103.<br \/>\n        Deocamdat\u0103 d\u0103m o fugu\u021b\u0103 \u0219i pe partea opus\u0103, l\u0103s\u0103m casa tatei \u0219i a mamei s\u0103 z\u0103boveasc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la r\u00e2ndul de lucr\u0103ri aplicate sporadic pe deasupra. S\u0103 nu uit pe cineva \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 trezesc peste ceva vreme c\u0103-l ,,articulez\u201d a doua oar\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>E aproape ireal. Num\u0103r\u00e2nd, nepotrivit, la un priveghi, nun\u021bile, am realizat c\u00e2t de multe lucr\u0103ri am executat \u00een decursul anilor,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19523"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19524,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19523\/revisions\/19524"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}