{"id":19487,"date":"2022-10-23T00:51:27","date_gmt":"2022-10-22T21:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19487"},"modified":"2022-10-23T00:51:27","modified_gmt":"2022-10-22T21:51:27","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alchena-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19487","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alchena"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        \u0218i oc\u0103ra&#8230;.<br \/>\n        Uneori pe drept, alteori&#8230;. Ca a\u0219a-s cei mai v\u00e2rstnici, mai a\u0219eza\u021bi, mai s\u0103tui de at\u00e2tea excese. Mai \u00eensingura\u021bi. Nu era cazul s\u0103 ne <strong>alert\u0103m<\/strong>, duritatea vecinei noapte\u0219-br\u00e2ncone\u0219ti se \u00eencerca pe impertinen\u021ba necunoscu\u021bilor, cei ce-\u0219i l\u0103sau ma\u0219inile vrai\u0219te \u00een dreptul propriet\u0103\u021bii, cei ce se zg\u00e2iau prin curte, \u00eenjur\u0103cio\u0219ii, g\u0103l\u0103gio\u0219ii, cei ce g\u0103seau nod \u00een papura \u021bambrelor de gard. Cu noi a discutat calm, nu ne-a zis nici m\u0103car o vorb\u0103 cu intona\u021bii sopraniene. Am revizuit starea jgheaburilor, burlanelor, am reparat ceea ce se putea repara, am reconstruit de noi doliile din spatele casei, cele dou\u0103 burlane cu ,,seu\u201d din cel pu\u021bin 15 segmente &#8211; limbajul propriu uzeaz\u0103 forma ,,segmen\u021bi\u201d &#8211; \u0219i la copertina de ciment de deasupra u\u0219ii i-am ref\u0103cut jghebule\u021bul ,,p\u0103trat\u201d \u0219i micul arunc\u0103tor de ap\u0103.<br \/>\n        F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fi fost deloc interesat, nu b\u0103nuisem c\u0103 nu doar babeta nevricoas\u0103 locuia \u00een ditai c\u0103soiul, c\u0103 undeva de la punctul \u00een care ne oprisem cu jgheaburile \u0219i burlanele \u00eencepea un alt imobil cu un alt proprietar. Domnul \u0219i doamna Cioroiu, fiul \u0219i nora centenarului Cioroiu de la Podgoria, primul dintre <strong>alcazii<\/strong> comunei de dup\u0103 revolu\u021bie, veteran de r\u0103zboi \u0219i poet pentru sine. Un tip trecut prin multe \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een vigoare. Fiul, angajatorul nostru, nu ne-a cerut prea multe. C\u00e2teva table de montat, c\u00e2teva burl\u0103na\u0219e la o verand\u0103 \u00eenchis\u0103 de la intrare. De remarcat numai lipsa p\u0103rului la fiu \u00een contrast cu claia tat\u0103lui, pornit\u0103, \u00een pofida <strong>albirii<\/strong>, din cre\u0219tet p\u00e2n\u0103 la piept din toate direc\u021biile capului. \u0218i faptul inedit de a nu fi sc\u0103pat de junior p\u00e2n\u0103 nu i-am \u00eenm\u00e2nat un exemplar din Muzican\u021bii mei contra unei sume de 20 de lei. Singurul volum ,,v\u00e2ndut\u201d vreodat\u0103.<br \/>\n        Dac\u0103 n-am reu\u0219it \u00eenainte s\u0103 dezv\u0103lui anumite preferin\u021be ale tat\u0103lui, o fac acum, cu ocazia trecerii la urm\u0103torii clien\u021bi: v\u0103rarul \u0219i nea S\u00eerbu. Lor le-a tot chi\u021bibu\u0219it tata destule \u00een timp, m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219uri de tot felul. De\u0219i nu toate aveau vreo leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu cele c\u00e2teva meserii practicate. Fiindc\u0103 pe vecin rar nu-l serve\u0219ti, rar reduci discu\u021bia la c\u00e2teva propozi\u021bii, deloc preten\u021bioase, \u0219i-l rar spre deloc \u00eel expediezi rapid. Locul celor doi disp\u0103ru\u021bi a fost luat de Gicu Ro\u0219u. Din casa domnului S\u00eerbu, \u00een care locuise anterior &#8211; sper s\u0103 nu gafez &#8211; Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103 celebra figur\u0103 r\u00e2mnicean\u0103, la paritate cu alt mare personaj, Coco\u0219atul de la Notre Dame (al\u0103turi de mam\u0103), Gicu \u0219i-a deschis un magazin cu cele necesare ilumin\u0103rii \u0219i cabl\u0103rilor electrice. Cele f\u0103cute lui &#8211; doar un montaj de jgheab de gata \u0219i dou\u0103 burlane ce flancheaz\u0103 holul de intrare \u00een magazin. La prima vedere p\u0103rea o treab\u0103 simpl\u0103. Dificil\u0103 c\u00e2nd ne-am dat seama c\u0103 a\u0219ezarea lor pe pozi\u021bii implic\u0103 precizie, ca la priviri din cele patru z\u0103ri s\u0103 corespund\u0103 perfec\u021biunii acceptabile. Nu c\u00e2rlige. Nu posibilitate de reglare. Nu doar doi dintre noi suficien\u021bi pentru prindere. Atunci cum? Cu toate sfor\u021b\u0103rile, Cristi a \u021binut de jgheab p\u00e2n\u0103 am reu\u0219it s\u0103 prind pe dedesubt dou\u0103 popnituri, deloc confortabil\u0103 pozi\u021bia, pentru ca apoi s\u0103 urc ca s\u0103 prind dou\u0103 bride pe deasupra. Ce-a urmat&#8230;. ,,Cum de m\u0103 <strong>alese\u0219i<\/strong> pe mine? Io-s \u0103la mai prost?\u201d, ,,\u0218i cine voiai, Cristi, s\u0103 a\u021bin\u0103 la jgheab, tata?\u201d, ,,Nu, m\u0103, da&#8217; mi-ai omor\u00e2t m\u00e2inile, nu mai pot&#8230;\u201d. \u0218i-a \u00een\u0219irat programul lui zilnic, a ar\u0103tat c\u0103tre Noapte\u0219, c\u0103 de la el \u0219i-a sucit m\u00e2inile prima dat\u0103, cu antena. \u0218i multe altele. Aspira\u021biile mele n-au avut parte de perfecta aliniere, nici c\u0103 se putea. <strong>Albiu\u021ba<\/strong> de la \u00eembinare, \u0219i sus-jos, \u0219i fa\u021b\u0103-spate, n-a putut fi cu totul evitat\u0103, de\u0219i am \u00eencercat, red\u00e2nd alte g\u0103uri \u0219i popnituri, model\u00e2nd bridele de deasupra. Bine, eu \u00eemi doream imposibilul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218i oc\u0103ra&#8230;. Uneori pe drept, alteori&#8230;. Ca a\u0219a-s cei mai v\u00e2rstnici, mai a\u0219eza\u021bi, mai s\u0103tui de at\u00e2tea excese. 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