{"id":19457,"date":"2022-10-18T22:38:25","date_gmt":"2022-10-18T19:38:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19457"},"modified":"2022-10-18T22:38:25","modified_gmt":"2022-10-18T19:38:25","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-albiira","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19457","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Albiir\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>         Doamne, ce panoram\u0103! Ce&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Cristi, c\u0103 el se urc\u0103. ,,Cum stai, m\u0103 turbatule, nu vezi c\u0103 abia dac\u0103 reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 nu aluneci pe treptele pisicii?\u201d Alta ar fi fost s\u0103 fi avut \u00eenc\u0103 un r\u00e2nd de sc\u0103ri, era mai mult loc de sprijin pentru t\u0103lpi, dac\u0103 le-am fi \u00een\u0219irat de sus \u00een jos. Chinul naibii. Scoate r\u00e2ndul de tabl\u0103 din &#8211; c\u0103 ne codisem \u0219i ne sf\u0103disem, din pricina temerii c\u0103 ne-am putea duce de-a berbeleacul p\u00e2n\u0103 jos, ce parte va primi \u00eent\u00e2ietate &#8211; st\u00e2nga, ai grij\u0103 s\u0103 nu f\u0103r\u00e2mi vreun geam pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 cel de \u00eenlocuit, r\u0103s\u0103rit la o revizie ocular\u0103 la fa\u021ba locului, \u00eenlocuie\u0219te sc\u00e2ndurile cu defect, pune la loc alt\u0103 tabl\u0103, \u00eenchei-o cu&#8230;. Nu m\u0103 <strong>alertai<\/strong> degeaba \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 nu fiu at\u00e2t de ,,optimist\u201d \u00een ceea ce prive\u0219te problemele ivite dup\u0103 opera\u021biile necesare schimb\u0103rii. Re\u00eembinarea cu tabla veche este un calvar. Se crap\u0103 la re\u00eendoire, se rupe, se sparge c\u00e2nd \u00eenchei cu fierul \u0219i ciocanul de lemn \u0219i vorba ceea: repari pe o parte \u0219i strici pe alta. Chira socoteal\u0103 \u0219i la \u00eencheiat. O coam\u0103 pe dreapta, una pe st\u00e2nga, ca la dolie, s\u0103 nu vin\u0103 puhoiul pluvial s\u0103 \u00eencarce \u00eencheietura cu ap\u0103, de\u0219i n-am l\u0103sat niciun centimetru de coam\u0103 ne sm\u0103cuit cu past\u0103 de oxid de zinc. Cu nasu-n sus una, cu nasu-n jos cealalt\u0103. ,,Nu, domnule&#8230;\u201d, c\u0103 nu e mult de lucru s-a transformat \u00een corvoad\u0103 cu multiple specificuri. Ba o ochead\u0103 la zona din spate a casei &#8211; dup\u0103 c\u00e2te observasem, cu o locuitoare surpriz\u0103, o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 despre care nu v\u0103 mai pot preciza dac\u0103 avea sau dac\u0103 nu avea vreun grad de rudenie cu domnul Noapte\u0219 -, desigur, pe acoperi\u0219, dac\u0103 mai sunt g\u0103uri sau dac\u0103 vreo coam\u0103 s-a desf\u0103cut, ba s\u0103-i d\u0103m jos vechea anten\u0103. Un ,,animal\u201d de calibru mare. Lung\u0103, incomod\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;. N\u0103b\u0103d\u0103ioas\u0103 \u0219i sucitoare de bra\u021be. Ale lui Cristi. A avut ocazia astfel s\u0103-\u0219i dovedeasc\u0103 calit\u0103\u021bile acrobatice. ,,M\u0103 duc eu s-o dau jos.\u201d a fost suficient ca s\u0103 intre \u00een jocul nefericitelor urm\u0103ri. Dezlegatul ancorelor, ridicarea \u021bevii de sus\u021binere, exagerat de \u00eenfipt\u0103 \u00een acoperi\u0219, prelingerea pe tabl\u0103, recuperarea ei din jgheab &#8211; am dus scara pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i am b\u00e2jb\u00e2it cu m\u00e2na dup\u0103 cap\u0103tul ei, fiindc\u0103 mai sus de un metru sub acoperi\u0219 nu se \u00een\u0103l\u021ba -, l-am prins, l-am ridicat peste jgheab \u0219i i-am strigat s\u0103 lase de s\u00e2rme c\u00e2te pu\u021bin \u00een jos, ca s\u0103 nu mai p\u0103\u021bim ca mai \u00eenainte, c\u00e2nd o sc\u0103pase pe acoperi\u0219 \u0219i-\u0219i sucise m\u00e2na. M\u0103 \u0219i mir cum de nu g\u0103urise tabla. Toate opera\u021biunile duse la final, incluz\u00e2nd c\u0103ratul antenei \u00een spatele casei, de unde ne-am putut minuna de existen\u021ba unei platforme de 50 de metri de beton, \u00eenconjurat\u0103 de buruieni, <strong>aldanul<\/strong> s\u0103lbatic o fi fost \u0219i el prezent, bun\u0103 de-o parcare pe care, se pare, Penny n-a reu\u0219it s\u0103 o valorifice. O fi cerut prea mult domnul Noapte\u0219, n-o fi vrut s\u0103-l dea sau proprietarii marketului n-au avut inspira\u021bia s\u0103 \u00eel cumpere.<br \/>\n         Urm\u0103toarea ,,victim\u0103\u201d a meseriei noastre, casa, nu omul, \u00een spe\u021b\u0103 femeia ce o locuia, se \u00eenvecina cu domnul Noapte\u0219 &#8211; s\u0103 mai remarc (tot memoria google-ului s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103) c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 mai acum c\u00e2teva zile, de\u0219i tabla noastr\u0103 st\u0103tea t\u0103cut\u0103 sub mantaua de \u021bigl\u0103 metalic\u0103 ro\u0219ie, jgheaburile \u0219i burlanele r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 pe metereze, la vedere. Mama fostei so\u021bii a farmacistului Porumb. O b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 pe care c\u00e2nd \u0219i c\u00e2nd o mai vedeai fie pe sc\u0103rile de la intrare, fie sprijinit\u0103 \u00een baston venind de la pia\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doamne, ce panoram\u0103! Ce&#8230;. Cristi, c\u0103 el se urc\u0103. ,,Cum stai, m\u0103 turbatule, nu vezi c\u0103 abia dac\u0103 reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19457"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19457"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19458,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19457\/revisions\/19458"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}