{"id":19437,"date":"2022-10-15T19:51:37","date_gmt":"2022-10-15T16:51:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19437"},"modified":"2022-10-15T19:51:37","modified_gmt":"2022-10-15T16:51:37","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alcanul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19437","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alcanul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>        <strong>Albilor<\/strong> nu le prea st\u0103 bine prin preajma ,,bronza\u021bilor\u201d.<br \/>\n        Nici nou\u0103, ar\u0219ilor de soare, prin a simandico\u0219ilor. <strong>Alerg\u0103m<\/strong> departe de d\u00e2n\u0219ii, refuz\u0103m pur \u0219i simplu s\u0103 \u00eei servim. Nu cu fiecare dintre ei ne-am purtat at\u00e2t de radical, au mai sc\u0103pat printre degete c\u00e2\u021biva, suport\u00e2ndu-le comportamentul doar \u00een schimbul sumei de manoper\u0103.<br \/>\n         P\u0103rea c\u0103 serviciul &#8211; \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 unul de \u00eent\u00e2lnit o singur\u0103 dat\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103 (cazul meu special, ca al lui Ogic\u0103, include \u0219i norocul porcesc al unui al doilea serviciu ,,garantat\u201d de ,,sus\u201d) &#8211; venea la pachet &#8211; firesc &#8211; cu un schimb deloc echitabil. Una era s\u0103 mi se cam ofere pe mai nimic un apartament, modest, la ananghie, \u0219i alta s\u0103 m\u0103 spetesc o zi c\u0103lare pe&#8230;. Doamne, ce timpuri, ce construc\u021bii, ce&#8230;. Pant\u0103. S\u0103 juri c\u0103 erai la escaladat cel mai abrupt versant al Himalaiei. Un greu mai mic pentru al\u021bii, cum \u0219i nou\u0103 ni se p\u0103reau de-a dreptul caraghio\u0219i proprietarii-clien\u021bi, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-i cum le d\u00e2rd\u00e2ie picioarele, inexplicabil pentru nici doi-trei metri de sui\u0219 de la sol. Cam a\u0219a m-am uitat eu la spatele casei familiei Noapte\u0219, cu team\u0103, cu nelini\u0219te provocat\u0103 \u0219i de fiorul care mi se scurge prin musculatura membrelor, \u00een rare situa\u021bii, c\u00e2nd m\u0103 a\u0219tern \u00een pat cu g\u00e2ndul la ziua \u0219i lucrarea urm\u0103toare, cu auto tragerea la r\u0103spundere pentru neghiobia de a da accept lucr\u0103rilor cu grad maxim de periculozitate. Nu m\u0103 <strong>alertam<\/strong> degeaba, s\u0103 nu cread\u0103 cineva c\u0103 fac din \u021b\u00e2n\u021bar arm\u0103sar. Unghiul de mai bine de 60 de grade nu-\u021bi d\u0103 nicio \u0219ans\u0103 de sc\u0103pare. N-ai timp s\u0103 te ag\u0103\u021bi de ceva, viteza se accelereaz\u0103 cu ra\u021bie geometric\u0103 \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 jos&#8230;. Fiind la dos, cu permisiune de la vecinul Plugaru, fiind strada Br\u00e2ncoveanu \u00een c\u0103dere, s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 \u00eentre pic\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103 \u0219i buf era timp pu\u021bin. Pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u00eens\u0103&#8230;. S\u0103 se mai pun\u0103 un metru \u0219i ceva&#8230;. Nici n-aveam scar\u0103 at\u00e2t de \u00eenalt\u0103. C\u00e2t este cea extensibil\u0103 din lemn de lung\u0103, n-ar fi ajuns p\u00e2n\u0103 la strea\u0219in\u0103 nici la pa\u0219tele cailor. Dar&#8230;. Promisesem. \u00cei r\u0103s\u0103rise ideea domnului Noapte\u0219, exasperat c\u0103 la ploile mai abundente \u00eei picura prin luminatorul de sticl\u0103 \u0219i ajungea \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, s\u0103 repare cumva, o solu\u021bie mai ieftin\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 prea mari obliga\u021bii \u0219i deranj&#8230;. Nu v\u0103 spun prin ce episoade de jen\u0103 trecusem. Cum tot promiteam &#8211; cam un an \u0219i ceva -, cum se str\u00e2ngeau zeci de <strong>alegate<\/strong>, de neuitat &#8211; ,,Hai, domnule, c\u00e2nd v\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi s\u0103 veni\u021bi la mine?\u201d (de la virgul\u0103 \u00eencoace mi-a ie\u0219it o <strong>alcaic\u0103<\/strong>), a\u0219a, cu o molcomeal\u0103 \u0219i o accentuare specific\u0103 d\u00e2nsului, d\u00e2ndu-\u0219i deseori \u0219uvi\u021ba b\u0103sescian\u0103 peste mijlocul cuprins de calvi\u021bie. La drept vorbind tot necesitatea ne-a \u00eempins s\u0103 ne coco\u021b\u0103m unde a \u00een\u021b\u0103rcat mutu iapa. Ru\u0219ine plus nevoie egal &#8211; nu love &#8211; curaj nebun \u0219i necugetat. Ce-o fi o fi. ,,Facem jgheaburile, burlanele, lu\u0103m tabl\u0103 pentru cele dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri, le \u00eenlocuim \u0219i nu m\u00e2ine, ci poim\u00e2ine, suntem la dumneavoastr\u0103, de\u0219i, la ce ne \u00eencumet\u0103m, numai meseria\u0219ii cu defect la cap sunt capabili de o a\u0219a incon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103. Excluz\u00e2ndu-i pe ce cei dint\u00e2i.\u201d Urcasem \u00een pod, m\u0103 minunasem de spa\u021biul imens complet inutil \u0219i neutilizat, precum \u0219i la, lapsus, pe Lalelelor (acu, \u00een ceas 12 de publicare r\u0103s\u0103ri \u0219i numele: T\u0103nas\u0103), tot a\u0219a, ditai h\u0103nia \u00eenalt\u0103, larg\u0103, de instalat \u00eenc\u0103 un r\u00e2nd de camere, stabilisem unde trebuie ac\u021bionat \u0219i ce necesar de materiale avem, nu m\u0103 ferisem s\u0103 \u00eenaintez un pre\u021b pe manoper\u0103 m\u0103ri\u0219or, reiterasem pericolul \u0219i efortul sporit, \u00een ciuda argumentelor primisem un ,,Nu, domnule, c\u0103 nu e mult&#8230;\u201d, dar f\u0103r\u0103 o \u00eempotrivire ca a altora, violent\u0103 \u0219i de neclintit, ci numai din obi\u0219nuin\u021ba dumnealui de a riposta \u00een stil caracteristic, lipsit de vreo urm\u0103 de sup\u0103rare. Ne-am urcat. \u00cen buzele jgheabului. Vai, mam\u0103! ,,Tat\u0103! Punem \u00eent\u00e2i c\u00e2rlige noi, a\u0219ez\u0103m o sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 \u00een ele, proptim o pisic\u0103 \u00een ea, leg\u0103m \u0219i scara de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 cumva, mai facem o pisic\u0103 \u0219i o ag\u0103\u021b\u0103m de creast\u0103 \u0219i-om mai vedea ce facem dup\u0103. Altfel nu stau.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Albilor nu le prea st\u0103 bine prin preajma ,,bronza\u021bilor\u201d. Nici nou\u0103, ar\u0219ilor de soare, prin a simandico\u0219ilor. 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