{"id":19327,"date":"2022-10-02T18:07:52","date_gmt":"2022-10-02T15:07:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19327"},"modified":"2022-10-02T18:07:52","modified_gmt":"2022-10-02T15:07:52","slug":"brigada-diverse-pe-lina-o-lasa-geta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19327","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (P)e (L)ina (o) l(\u0103)sa (G)eta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>25 septembrie 2022 <\/strong><br \/>\n        Regretabile schimb\u0103ri de&#8230;. \u00cens\u0103 nu va face nimeni din comuni\u0219ti regali\u0219ti, cum nici invers n-a mers.<br \/>\n        \u0218i eu prevedeam \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo 7 miliarde. To\u021bi am fi b\u0103gat m\u00e2na \u00een foc c\u0103 zilele reginei sunt num\u0103rate. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i Harra Carmen.<br \/>\n        S\u0103 n-ave\u021bi \u00eencredere nici \u00een Putin \u0219i nici \u00een Zelenski. Mai ales \u00een Volodimir. Nici \u00eenainte, nici acum. Prigoana lui \u0219i a ucrainenilor contra rom\u00e2nilor este istoric\u0103. De aceea s\u0103 nu considera\u021bi retragerea cet\u0103\u021beniilor c\u00e2torva rom\u00e2ni vreo situa\u021bie extraordinar\u0103, face parte din meniul ur\u0103 la adresa noastr\u0103.<br \/>\n        Un pic de cod civil \u0219i ve\u021bi g\u0103si viitoarele rezilieri de contracte \u00eentre furnizorii de energie \u0219i consumatori viabile. Le pot \u00eenceta unilateral.<br \/>\n        Mediu, c\u00e2nd planetei \u00eei arde de mic\u0219orarea sau \u00eentreruperea gazelor, a curentului. Greta, deh, se scandalizeaz\u0103 c\u0103 natura curat\u0103 a r\u0103mas undeva departe \u00een min\u021bile suedezilor de soi.<br \/>\n        P\u00e2n\u0103 la cursele cu elevi, la bursele t\u0103iate pentru cei mai pricopsi\u021bi pe acas\u0103, domnul ministru ar g\u0103si de cuviin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 se preocupe de \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i de e\u0219ecul pedagogic al profesorilor.<br \/>\n        B\u0103iat de\u0219tept Coand\u0103. S\u0103 nu fie el cel vinovat de apari\u021bia Ufo, de r\u0103sp\u00e2ndirea ideii de ozn dup\u0103 proiectul aerodinei?<br \/>\n        Ghea\u021b\u0103 peste piatr\u0103 am mai auzit. Invers&#8230;.<br \/>\n        \u00cenc\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 prezic\u0103toare de prin Anglia \u0219i prin calculul probabilit\u0103\u021bilor g\u0103sim unul ce a potrivit la fix ziua, luna, anul, minutul \u0219i secunda decesului reginei Angliei.<br \/>\n        La noi suveran este procentul, el d\u0103ruie\u0219te pe m\u0103sura fiec\u0103rui pensionar. Unuia i se m\u0103re\u0219te cu 50 de lei, altuia 2000 de lei.<br \/>\n        A\u0219a e. S\u0103 nu mai ia gaz de la ru\u0219i, s\u0103 se aboneze la americani. Bidene&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Deranjul meu&#8230;. C\u0103 nu se vrea nicicum s\u0103 se ajung\u0103 la&#8230;. De\u0219i ni se cere s\u0103 fim ca fra\u021bii cu \u021biganii, cu negrii. Numai cu rusul nu se poate. \u0218i ne mai \u00eemp\u0103un\u0103m cu universalitatea, cu&#8230;. Totu\u0219i globalizarea nu are nimic de-a face cu oamenii.<br \/>\n       De s\u0103 bat\u0103 rom\u00e2nul palma cu francezul pentru cerealele ucrainene? Nu ca s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce \u0219i gura lor r\u00e2r\u00e2it\u0103 \u0219i nu noi?<br \/>\n        Dou\u0103 mii de kilometri&#8230;. Se vede c\u0103 n-a trecut Zelenski pe la \u0219coal\u0103. Chiar \u0219i \u00een lipsa p\u0103tratului pentru metrajul \u00eenmiit, 40&#215;50 de kilometri e cam ca Buz\u0103ul cel jude\u021b. \u0218i-o fi lesne s\u0103 dai rusul la o parte, dac\u0103 terenul eliberat este deja p\u00e2rloag\u0103 \u0219i el plecat dup\u0103&#8230; vodc\u0103.<br \/>\n        Zeii \u0219i subteranele? N-auzir\u0103 investigatorii (?) c\u0103 l-era locul \u00een ,,aer liber\u201d? A, poate liota lui Hades s\u0103 se mai fi l\u0103f\u0103it prin grote.<br \/>\n        Leopard, ghepard&#8230;. De-ale pac-pac-ului ustensile de Cr\u0103ciun. \u00cen dar pentru ucraineni.<br \/>\n        Nu numai Iure\u0219 are \u00een s\u00e2nge la polite\u021bea \u0219i nu se sfie\u0219te s\u0103 reaminteasc\u0103 tuturor cum se f\u0103cea nu mai demult de 30 de ani \u0219i ce corec\u021bie primea din partea p\u0103rin\u021bilor pentru te miri ce \u0219i mai nimic: o lingur\u0103 \u00een cap &#8211; de unde vin necuviin\u021bele &#8211; sau o palm\u0103 peste ceaf\u0103 &#8211; locul din care se revars\u0103 obr\u0103zniciile \u00een tot corpul.<br \/>\n         Du\u0219uri \u00een doi, sex \u00een doi&#8230;. Oricare \u0219i oricum, oric\u00e2nd. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 ie\u0219i din neutralitatea de pe timpul celui de-al doilea r\u0103zboi. Parc\u0103 le st\u0103tea mai bine elve\u021bienilor c\u00e2nd spuneau pas provoc\u0103rilor.<br \/>\n         S\u0103 mai trecem un oracol anglican la index. Mare lucru s\u0103 sco\u021bi din borta calendarului o dat\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>25 septembrie 2022 Regretabile schimb\u0103ri de&#8230;. \u00cens\u0103 nu va face nimeni din comuni\u0219ti regali\u0219ti, cum nici invers n-a mers. \u0218i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19327"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19327"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19328,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19327\/revisions\/19328"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}