{"id":19264,"date":"2022-09-25T18:49:55","date_gmt":"2022-09-25T15:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19264"},"modified":"2022-09-25T18:51:13","modified_gmt":"2022-09-25T15:51:13","slug":"brigada-diverse-pe-la-sura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19264","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; P(e) (l)a \u0219u(r)\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>21 septembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n        Cum chelului \u00eei place tichia de m\u0103rg\u0103ritar, la fel lui Zelenski \u00eenconjurul de consultan\u021bi de prin alte \u021b\u0103ri. Chiar lideri. Chiar de prin CIA. Ucraina &#8211; un soi de pa\u0219al\u00e2c mondial.<br \/>\n        Ce-o mai intereseaz\u0103 pe elena Udrea &#8211; o penelop\u0103 a zilelor noastre rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti &#8211; de de\u021binu\u021bi. O fi aflat c\u0103 prin munc\u0103 fizic\u0103 se mai c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 zile de libertate. Doamn\u0103 de\u021binut-avocat, o grij\u0103 ne\u00eentemeiat\u0103. Borfa\u0219ii nu \u0219tiu ce este \u0219i nici nu-i vor intra \u00een gra\u021bii vreodat\u0103. C\u00e2t despre dumneavoastr\u0103&#8230;. Mai bine sta\u021bi cuminte \u00een celul\u0103, s\u0103 nu v\u0103 rupe\u021bi vreo unghiu\u021b\u0103.<br \/>\n         Oooo! Lini\u0219te pentru opera\u021biuni de r\u0103zboi&#8230; o abera\u021bie. Dar a\u0219a e c\u00e2nd te vrei \u00een acela\u0219i cadru cu racheta ce abia a ie\u0219it pe mitra tancului: aten\u021bie, se pozeaz\u0103! De-a \u00eencremenit \u0219i&#8230;.<br \/>\n         Cred c\u0103 am s\u0103-l botez pe fostul prim-ministru al Angliei cu apelativul Beric\u0103. Cu ce gur\u0103 mai are tupeul s\u0103 gr\u0103iasc\u0103 despre curele str\u00e2nse la br\u00e2ne\u021bele conductei de gaz \u0219i centralelor electrice? \u00cen numele \u00eenvingerii lui Putin? Mi-e c\u0103 orice rus este un Putin mai mult sau mai pu\u021bin r\u0103zboinic.<br \/>\n         Poza primului nostru \u0219i r\u0103spunsul primit la cererile de bani pentru facturi ale tuturor primarilor cred sunt evidente. Au primit o ciuc\u0103.<br \/>\n         \u00cenc\u0103 un r\u0103zboi pe tapet. Juridic. Moderna versus Pfizer. C\u0103-nc\u0103lcar\u0103 brevetele. De-aia nu mai pot ei dup\u0103 ce \u0219i-au ticsit c\u0103ru\u021bele cu saci de bani.<br \/>\n         B\u0103, \u0219i c\u00e2nd dormi \u00ee\u021bi petreci fiecare secund\u0103, numai c\u0103 incon\u0219tient. Drept pentru care \u0219i feti\u0219oara ale c\u0103rei clipite de via\u021b\u0103 au fost sus\u021binute cu maxim\u0103 intensitate &#8211; dup\u0103 tinerii prieteni \u00eenfip\u021bi \u00een cuvinte ca \u00een propria arogan\u021b\u0103 -, mai pu\u021bin cele hibernale, a amor\u021bit \u00een decizii, para\u0219ut\u00e2ndu-se \u00een \u021b\u0103r\u00e2n\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 a decide corect c\u00e2nd s\u0103-\u0219i deschid\u0103 ,,umbrela&#8221; de siguran\u021b\u0103. Degeaba studiul filozofiei, fiindc\u0103 \u00een\u021belepciunea nu i-a des\u021belenit mintea \u0219i sim\u021burile. Degeaba sute de mii de urm\u0103ritori \u00een eterul infinit al zero-unului, c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 te dai mare mai \u0219i cazi&#8230;.<br \/>\n         P\u0103i de ce-ar face bine apa ce con\u021bine potasiu &#8211; vezi alcalin &#8211; \u0219i substan\u021be \u00een dispersie de genul aurului \u0219i argintului?<br \/>\n         Artemis, Artemis, frumoas\u0103 himer\u0103\/ M-am\u0103ge\u0219ti c-ai s\u0103 zbori sus, sus de pe singuratica Terr\u0103\/ \u0218i-ai s-ajungi c\u00e2ndva pe Lun\u0103&#8230;\/ Tu m\u0103 crezi ca tine, nebun\u0103?<br \/>\n         De afl\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea&#8230;. Mai ales ho\u021bii&#8230;. Ce secret s\u0103 mai fie acela c\u0103 \u021bi-ai putea face din tocul pantofului ascunz\u0103toare de bani?<br \/>\n         Constructorii cu privilegiul salariului minim de 3000 de lei. La r\u00e2nd alcoolicii. Cei ce fac alcoolul. Consumatorii de ap\u0103 pe c\u00e2nd?<br \/>\n         St\u00e2lpul infamiei, Burduja, pentru gura-\u021bi, nu iertare. S\u0103 se spele credulii pe m\u00e2ini de Clotilde. A\u0219a le trebuie.<br \/>\n         Iat\u0103 un zid pe care nu-l vor mai d\u0103r\u00e2ma Pink-Floyd-zii. Nu mai \u00eencape st\u0103ruin\u021b\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 nimeni, nici pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 nevasta zelenskian\u0103, nici pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 al\u021bii. La vremea lui Waters, \u0103\u0219tia din spatele pre\u0219edintelui erau ni\u0219te inocen\u021bi criminali. Azi sunt un\u0219i cu toate alifiile \u0219i ucid cu con\u0219tiin\u021ba \u00eemp\u0103cat\u0103.<br \/>\n         Bani are cu nemiluita, englez este. De ce s\u0103 nu-\u0219i ia nevast\u0103 dintre refugiatele ucrainene \u0219i de ce s\u0103 nu-\u0219i lase puradeii \u0219i pe-a sa? Nu e la mod\u0103?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>21 septembrie 2022 Cum chelului \u00eei place tichia de m\u0103rg\u0103ritar, la fel lui Zelenski \u00eenconjurul de consultan\u021bi de prin alte<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19264"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19264"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19266,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19264\/revisions\/19266"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}