{"id":19240,"date":"2022-09-22T09:34:17","date_gmt":"2022-09-22T06:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19240"},"modified":"2022-09-22T09:34:17","modified_gmt":"2022-09-22T06:34:17","slug":"brigada-diverse-te-strica-barul-natule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=19240","title":{"rendered":"Brigada diverse &#8211; (T)e stri(c)\u0103 (b)arul, na(t)ule!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>14 septembrie 2022<\/strong><br \/>\n       Cu tot respectul, o carte nu poate fi citit\u0103 pe ner\u0103suflate. Te mai dor ochii, necesit\u0103\u021bile dau t\u00e2rcoale&#8230; \u0219i oric\u00e2t de palpitan\u021bi sunt autorii rom\u00e2ni, un cititor de carier\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 seama de blazarea limbajului pe parcurs \u0219i abandoneaz\u0103 lectura.<br \/>\n       Din generalizata pandemie, Macron se afl\u0103 \u00een plin r\u0103zboi energetic. O s\u0103-i spun vreo dou\u0103, c\u0103 prea iese la ramp\u0103 iresponsabil \u0219i nesanc\u021bionat. Cet\u0103\u021benii d\u00e2nsului nu-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pentru ce ocup\u0103 jil\u021bul lui Ludovic? Nu pentru a fi garantul libert\u0103\u021bilor, garantul traiului&#8230;? Oho, \u0219i cum mai perorase bun\u0103starea \u00een alegeri!<br \/>\n        Iote Charles. N-a promis nimic \u0219i nici nu este dispus s\u0103 fac\u0103 vreo concesie. D\u0103 exemplu din propria-i ograd\u0103. C\u0103 prea mul\u021bi m\u00e2nc\u0103i se adunaser\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 st\u00e2rvul reginei, o sut\u0103 de ,,tr\u00e2ntori\u201d de curte.<br \/>\n        Fiecare s\u0103 lupte pentru \u021bara lui. De va fi s\u0103 moar\u0103, m\u0103car s-o fac\u0103 pentru m\u00e2na de oameni pe care i-a cunoscut \u0219i care vorbesc aceea\u0219i limb\u0103. Legiunile str\u0103ine, ba chiar interna\u021bionale, pornite voluntar (asta e gogori\u021b\u0103!) spre eliberarea Ucrainei. Adic\u0103 niscai \u0219efi \u0219i d-ei cu lime la urm\u0103. Sup\u0103ra\u021bi c\u0103 fuser\u0103 trimi\u0219i \u00een lupt\u0103 gratuit, f\u0103r\u0103 sprijin, ca s\u0103 dea nas \u00een nas cu&#8230;. Moartea sau rusul tot un drac.<br \/>\n       Numai pu\u0219tii au incon\u0219tien\u021ba de a pleca la mare dup\u0103 c\u00e2te o prostie. Iar t\u00e2n\u0103rul care a julit lovelele de dar de nunt\u0103 nu poate fi altceva dec\u00e2t un copil f\u0103r\u0103 minte. Dar cu br\u0103\u021b\u0103ri \u00een arestul Sucevei.<br \/>\n       Cum sunt copiii, la fel \u0219i femeile. O v\u0103d de la spate cum \u00een cocu-i fream\u0103t\u0103 un \u0219arpe. \u0218i nu m\u0103 mir c\u0103 a g\u0103sit modalitatea de a fi, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, de luat \u00een seam\u0103. Altfel cine ar fi \u00eentors privirea dup\u0103 ceafa-i lat\u0103 de bulgar?<br \/>\n       Un patron cu capul pe umeri \u0219i-ar canaliza viziunea \u0219i talentele aritmetice spre sporirea c\u00e2\u0219tigului, spre dezvoltarea afacerii. Dar chiar s\u0103 credem c\u0103 un ter\u0103sa\u0219 are fason de ,,industria\u0219\u201d? Cum spuneam, personajul, cules de reporterii de g\u0103selni\u021be, la fel de neaveni\u021bi \u00een meserie, se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 adune &#8211; deci aritmetic\u0103 \u0219i nu matematic\u0103 &#8211; m\u0103rire cu m\u0103rire a salaria\u021bilor de la stat. \u0218i n-a concluzionat ce ar fi f\u0103cut el cu suma fabuloas\u0103 &#8211; i-ar fi fost \u0219i team\u0103 s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 mai departe de o miime din num\u0103rul b\u0103nesc -, ci, cet\u0103\u021bean onorabil, i-a depus direct \u00een bugetul unui pod ,,ca \u0103la de la Br\u0103ila\u201d. Bine c\u0103 nu e buzoian de-al nostru, cine \u0219tie ce ape \u0219i-ar fi dorit s\u0103 treac\u0103 suspendat. A! 2 miliarde.<br \/>\n        Eu v\u0103 cred c\u0103 una peste alta via\u021ba asta trebuie s\u0103 fie tr\u0103it\u0103 \u0219i de s-ar putea numai \u00een distrac\u021bie, ,,de la care nu trebuie s\u0103 ne ab\u021binem\u201d. De la aia nu, de la ailalt\u0103 nu. \u0218i echilibrul \u00eentre \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tura de facultate \u0219i ,,chefurile\u201d, unde au s\u0103-l g\u0103seasc\u0103 tinerii momi\u021bi spre Olanda? Patronii de i-ar angaja cu juma de norm\u0103, chiar a\u0219a de incon\u0219tien\u021bi s\u0103 fie \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 le lase libertatea de a presta ,,c\u00e2nd sunt disponibili\u201d? Aia mai este afacere?<br \/>\n       S-au pr\u0103p\u0103dit dirigul \u0219i directoarea adjunct\u0103 din 90210. Perry deja are ceva vreme.<br \/>\n        Eu doresc s\u0103 fiu pisic\u0103. Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 rasa de c\u00e2ine propus\u0103 zodiacal.<br \/>\n        Cadru pastoral&#8230;. Nu \u0219tiu de ce \u00eentr-o astfel de imagine, desenat\u0103 \u00een cuvinte, ar trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103d un c\u00e2mp (larg spun didactici\u0219tii; \u0219i cum ar trebui s\u0103 fie?), gol &#8211; ce c\u00e2mp mai este acela, p\u00e2rloag\u0103? m\u0103car arat proasp\u0103t &#8211; \u0219i \u00een mijlocul lui un tractor abandonat. Idilic\u0103 nara\u021biune omniscient\u0103! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>14 septembrie 2022 Cu tot respectul, o carte nu poate fi citit\u0103 pe ner\u0103suflate. Te mai dor ochii, necesit\u0103\u021bile dau<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":8973,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[323,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19240"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19241,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19240\/revisions\/19241"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}